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If you're a Burger and want to escape

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>one per week

fuck that

>change name to burger
>get free burgers
>get tired of burgers
>change name back

nice

If it's really only one a week, that's the dumbest fucking thing ever.

its 1 per day

>seven free burgers a week
Its one a day

>Now, to be clear, this does not actually mean unlimited burgers. You will only be able to get seven free burgers a week.

If this was in America it would be seven burgers a day or no one would bother.

BURGERS ARE OURS YOUR STUPID FUCKING DINGOES REEEEEEEEEEE

goddamnit you guys, so fucking stupid

>Mr Burger, a burger chain in Australia
Literally never heard of it in my life
Must be some faggot eastern states thing

SeeNo self respecting American would eat less than two per meal for four meals a day. Do you even patriotism?

>seven free burgers a week
try reading

meh. let me know when some whorehouse runs a contest to change your last name to pussy

>two per meal
Maybe as a quarter of the meal.
>four meals a day
Now hold the fuck on you know full well we have six.

>You will only be able to get seven free burgers a week.
That's not enough, I need at least 3 burgers a day or else I get angry.

>One hamburger per day

Um, no.
Every once in awhile is ok. Every day? That's just asking to get fat and die young

Or seven a day once a week.

How much is a burger? You could potentially save tens of thousands of dollarydoos in food expenses over a lifetime

My surname is already Burger.

I'm not even joking

>living, breathing advertisements

Hahah

It's bad enough when people wear clothing with the manufacturers logo on it. This is a whole new level of cuckoldry.

Yeah and save hundreds of thousands off potential income you missed because nobody would hire a living advertisement.

Its probably their cheapest, shittiest burger, akin to what you get on the dollar menu at McDonalds. So probably aren't saving that much, even in the long run, and you get heart disease on top. Thanks Mr. Burger.

Well then go to the US and get yourself some freedom burgers, Burger.

>living ads

They have them on every corner in Melbourne. It's actually pretty good for fast food.

Shit, 10 venebros should do this rn

The chain is from aussieland

Kek didn't read that part. I automatically assumed with was an American thing

>>"Free Burgers for Life" constitutes 1 x free "Mr Burger" burger a week, which will be provided to a successful winner in the form of a voucher.

exactly faggot eastern states shit

And lose years of your life when you die of heart failure

That's a top tier last name here though.

>six

you should really get help for your eating disorder. it's not healthy to eat so little. You anorexic or something?

Says here the government won't let people change their names

broadsheet.com.au/melbourne/food-and-drink/article/cancelled-burgers-life-competition-shut-down

What kind of unfree country are you guys running down there?

That's a lot of burgers:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_(surname)

You fucker! I am at work and spat my tea out!

Holy fuck why are all of the burgers in this thread so retarded? You don't HAVE to eat one everyday, its not like they drag you to the restaurant and forcefeed it down your throat.

Bogans, give it to me straight. Are the burgers good? Would it be worth it?

7 burgers a day!? unlimited? wht is this shit!?

How easy is it to move to Australia

that's not enough

all fast food burgers are basically "food from trash" tier

I know but some chains have decent burgers, like Wendy's

They'll never beat the local family joints, though

The pictures people took of their food looked pretty good.

>having to seek permission from the state before being allowed to change your legal name
get a load of this cucktry

DAS A BIG BOYGAH!!! :D

Americucks, am i wright?

>American thing
>doesn't read

>a burger for lunch every single day is too little
you fat fuck

I eat at least two cheeseburgers a day, this wouldn't satisfy my nutritional demands

t. /fit/ pro

7 / 7=1.

1 per week

I fucking love burgers. By far my favorite thing to eat. I was even considering starting a burger appreciation thread, but this is even better. Sign me up.

please burger, who are you kidding. All your fast food contains disgusting soybean oil and fructose syrup, machine processed meat from animals full of antibiotics and many dangerous chemicals that artificially make the food look and taste better.

Im not trying to mock you, I just want to save your health. Please stop eating that crap


In europe there are many regulations that prevent chains to sell extremely crappy food. But your jew lobbyists overrule anything that could hurt the profits

I WANT DAT BIG BOYGAH

Burger is an actual last name tho, uncommon but still I've seen it before

this. I think it has to do with the German burghers

>lifetime of free burgers
Sign me up.
People give americans a lot of shit over eating burgers, but you have to admit, they really fucking perfected them. Cheeseburgers are amazing. If you don't like burgers there's something wrong with you.

That equals 1 per day

How stupid are you

>Point of the thread is to show a great deal on free food.
>Point out how it's not such a great deal.

I said nothing about force feeding.
You having trouble keeping up with the adults talking, kiddo?

the only problem with burgers is the can be too nice