/nfl/ general - #LockHimUp Edition

SEA:Prosise (ankle) returns to limited practice
SEA:Jimmy Graham not practicing Wednesday
TEN:Corey Davis 'on track' to return in Week 9
CLE:Josh Gordon reinstated on conditional basis
JAC:Westbrook healthy, in line for Week 9 role
SF:Pierre Garcon held out of practice Wednesday
TEN:DeMarco Murray upgraded to full practice
ATL:Devonta Freeman getting limited practice reps
TEN:Corey Davis practicing fully after bye week
TEN:Delanie Walker (ankle) not ready to practice
BAL:Flacco (concussion) expects to play in Week 9
JAC:Fournette practicing in full for Week 9

Based papa

The chad Old Bay
>well informed regarding football >passionate
>triggers undesireables
>can evalute any player as well as any expert
>has never posted under anonymous before in his life
>based mobile poster
>was team captain on his highschool football team

The virgin anonymous
>shitposts about anime
>casual knowledge of the NFL
>buys into media hype
>has never held an actual football in his life and can't even throw a spiral >deskslave
>derails threads with autismal rage

Do you think they talk outside of filming commercials? Like "Hey Peyton, you wanna watch a movie tonight? :^)"

Those first 4 about old bay are actually true.

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> Four Titans updates

Aren't you a Lions fan syrupfag?

Cuck user hyping up his bull, nothing tto see here

Dude when Peyton won that owl in Denver Papa was the first one to congratulate him. They even kissed.

Yfw the GOAT has returned

Reminder

That'll really turn things around, I'm sure.

When he is on topic he absolutely is. He has been right about a lot of draft and front office moves that he was mocked for when he predicted them. He gets off topic and fucks around a lot but people are just as bad for falling for every piece of bait he posts.

Based Old "I hate Niggers" Gay

If there was an NFL for women, same rules, same equipment, same teams, etc. literally everything the same but all the players are chicks, would you invest the same amount in it as you do the current NFL?

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That game was so fucking crazy. Burfict's douchieness actually cost them a playoff game. Serves them right, having him on the team is a risk/reward situation.

You mean like lingerie league, or whatever?

Does anyone watch middle school football?

Excellent retort. I'm starting to see why based oldbay gets frustrated trying to have actual debates on here.

>Being a /sp tripfag fanboy

Holy shit man, re-evaluate

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Sup Kevin Spacey? I loved you in Moon.

No. Full gear, 11vs11. Same rulea, same refs, same commissioner, etc.

FLASH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Throw me dat kush

>Lions are on a massive losing streak
>will almost surely get blown out by Green Bay’s backup
>season will end 6-10 or 8-8 at best
>nothing will change enough in the office or the lineup to make a difference next year
>stuck between fans sucking off matt mediocreford or in full on flame war mlive mode about moving the team to London

What’s it like to be a fan of a winning team, Sup Forums?

>yfw the Browns now have 2 Baylor busts at WR
But seriously, they browns drafted 5 WR's a few years ago in a single draft, any of them stick?

they're close and serious business partners
Peyton owns like 30 papa john's stores in a state where pot is legal
they probably swap wives on the reg

>He reads mlive comments

No I’m a union worker. I work with walking mlive comments.

>Union worker
Thanks for ruining America you fuck

I’m a steel worker. It’s ALL unionized. You don’t get a choice.

Thats very anti union of them.

>Dodgers losing 5-0 already

Fuck off faggot corporate bootlicker.

I am sure that "I'm gonna drink at lot of Budweiser tonight' was totally organic too.

I work for the corporate side, Unions make way fucking more than I do and take less shit. I hate being a white collar beta.

>peyton and papa high as fuck eating pizza
It all makes sense now

literally who can stop us?

White trash detected. Enjoy paying your corrupt union dues to mob bosses.

>le based skittle man

t. Seething virgin anonymous

>Tom Brady retires at 45 getting 10 rings
>Drew Bledsoe's son gets drafted by Pats
>Dolphins, Jets, Bills are stuck our punching bag forever

Who /teamisinMutantFootballLeague/ here?

>tfw they have the Titans Colts and Texans but not the Jaguars

Playing the Nuked London Hatriots and I killed Bomb Shady on the first play and they just couldn't move the ball after that

>Passer rating vs. pressure: 19.0

>Hatriots

>They merged the Texans and Cowboys into one team

>Broncucks fans actually hyped this piece of shit up

The current league and Brady will be a thing of the past in 10 years and will be viewed and as forgitten as the dead ball era in baseball.

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

>Football will die in 10 years without Brady

Remember when Leonard Fournette was supposed to be a bust?

The league has been dying WITH Brady dipshit. The dink and dunk gimmick meme offense that Brady runs is killing the NFL. People dont want Big 12/Arena league.

no?

Remember when Fournette was supposed to be the best rookie RB?

Meant for

Shit the fuck up, faggot. Pats games are consistently some of the highest rated games played and the most exciting superbowls.

Lol at you. Heres your @

If Fournette was in KC's offense the chiefs would be undefeated and Fournette would already be at 1,000 yards

It's definitely not dying due to shoving non-football garbage down our throats, having 2 hours of ads per game, and having people like Joe Buck and Dan Fouts calling the games.

What is /nfl/'s opinion on DeShone Kizer?

Could he be good if he were actually given a receiving corps that wasn't either shit, suspended, or injured all the time?

We don't watch the Browns lmao

Wait, are the donkeys really going to start the Brock?

Lol. Fournett is the only decent player on that offense so he gets force fed the ball and has inflated stats. He will be done in 5 years. Hunt is part of a balanced attack.

>"Running the ball 30 times a game is bad"

Get a load of this guy

>He will be done in 5 years.

I think it speaks volumes that Jacksonville's entire passing attack is on IR and he's still moving the ball at will and leading the leagues #1 rushing attack by a country mile

just wait, they'll come crawling back to the semen man

official prediction fir tomorrow

jest 22 bills 20

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Shaun Alexander and Jamal Lewis say hi

TYBB
>Denver's mvp for that super bowl run

He still isn't going to have a long career running like that

Why did people think Hue Jackson would be a good Head Coach? He already failed before, and he's a locker room facist. Those coaches don't win anymore.

You know, we haven't seen the Bahamas poster since Ajayi got traded

I just don't get why NFL players who aren't on big contracts buy these massive houses. Siemian will be a journeyman, and make Journeyman money, so he really should be more fiscally responsible

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Keeping up with the Smiths.

Gotta buy a huge house, 6 cars -- all that.

i mean that doesn't necessarily look like a huge house, it could just have a nice interior

Yeah but Trevor Siemian is white.
So many problems
>Steelers too high
>Eagles too low
>Chiefs too low
>Panthers too high
>Texans too high
>Raders too low
>Packers too high

Adrian Peterson and Curtis Martin?

That game was funny because pretty much every great play by the Bengals D was by Burfict too, then he'd proceed to undo it by trying to paralyze everyone

only until their future franchise QB is ready

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kek no

What's this cut called, pham?

is Papa John /ourguy/?

Colts and Giants should be at the bottom of bad tier. As bad as they both are, winless teams should be in a tier of their own

>Ameer Abdullah has 0 carries on 3rd down

is he shit at blitz pickups?

seattle D no longer elite

>Those coaches don't win anymore.

Bill Belichick and Tom Coughlin say hello. That's four Super Bowls in the past ten years.

The Steelers got BTFO by a 2016 Eagles team not nearly as good as this one

The Fashionable Monk

>Bill Belichick
>Fascist
Wanna try again?

If Hue Jackson were really a locker room fascist he'd cut Kenny Britt to send a message like Tom Coughlin cut Andre Rison in '96.

He supports Blumph though! Everyone who supports Drumpf is a fascist, John Oliver and Colbert told me so!

weird how all it would have taken to solve the brown's never ending QB problems was to send a 2nd round pick to NE yet they still didn't do it

>he unironically thinks Jimmy G is good

He's much better than McCarron, who they were going to get for a 2nd and 3rd.