>00's frat movie comes on
>ALL THE, SMALL THINGS
00's frat movie comes on
Fourth year college girls are either slobs or dykes or bitches
CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP
IN THE DIARRHEA JANE SO TELL ME HOW IT SHOULD BAYYY
>somebody once told me
>Vietnam movie
>Goodnight Saigon starts playing
AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP
I am literally offended by how little ass the girl on the right has. I would take leftie no matter how slovenly she dresses as long as she had more ass than that little boy on the right
HEY NOW YOU'RE AN
fucking god tier song, probably his best Tbh
this. she also probably fucks better desu
leftie wants pussy bro
SOME people call me the space cowboy
DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE
EDUCATED, WITH MONEY
PLEASE TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYY
MY CAR IS IN THE FRONT YARDDDD
>Vietnam Movie
>Ride of the Valkyries starts playing
*Women are either slobs or dykes or bitches
>graduate college
>all the whole 'le freshman vs senior' shit even more cringe than it was back when I was in
Nah m8, gotta be prelude.
That one's pretty top shelf tho.
Hero.
That's what happens when women age. College freshman are 19, tight, usually only been with maybe 4-5 guys. Seniors are 24-25, fat, blown out beyond all use, and have had more dicks inside of them than George Takai
Im in college now and no one ever says the "freshman vs senior" thing
>go to college
>never pay attention to idiotic socializing and focus on studies
>graduate with honors
Whoa. Thank you Asian parents.
Mate, you stole this from Reddit. Also, this board is 18+
>go to commuter school
>classes full of 30-60 year olds who show up, attend, and leave
>no parties or campus life
>you stole this from Reddit
How would you know unless you also browse reddit? Also this entire board is just a reddit outpost anymore, there's so few threads that seem genuinely Sup Forums-esque.
>college movie
>something bad happens at a party and a montage plays showing everyones reactions the next day
>the something bad was something trivial, meaningless, and dull
>"SLUT!"
or
>"HEY CHAD! HEARD YOU HAD SOME ISSUES LAST NIGHT!"
why do you need to go to a school to learn to commute
Sorority girls are fucking insane. Also super serious fraternity.
Just give me some cool guys that don't Nationals to seriously to live with and throw keggers every now and then and be delinquents with and I'm golden
Sororities were a mistake
college is such a meme
only 1% of the people that go end up getting good jobs
the rest have a useless degree and have been brainwashed beyond repair.
>asian forest scene
>its not me starts playing
Sororities are unbelievably shit
>no guys allowed in rooms in their house
>guys can't even enter the living room after certain hour
>no alcohol in the house
>a thousand different formals/crushes/other shit date functions
If only the girls weren't so qt despite them being such stuck up bitches
>those """cool""" sorority girls who try to be less preppy and wear hats and smoke pot
Even worse desu
imagine actually believing this
And you only attend those date functions to pregame and fuck your date after
>>no alcohol in the house
literally what the fuck is the point then
lol frosh
this boring bland gray humourless life is what I fucking enjoy.
Whats everyones favorite 00s frat movie?!!?!? ill allow in 1999 as well
This line of thinking is a coping mechanism that justifies being a neet
to meet and hangout with other attractive girls and fuck frat guys and then when you're a senior/fat you get "burned out" of Greek life and still pay dues but constantly bitch about it and dress more hipster
>tfw been to college for a year as a transfer student and haven't made a single friend and have awkwarded myself out of any club in a pretty spectatular fashion
I am so scared i will be alone forever
American Pie 2
>WWII movie
>Edith Piaf starts playing
SHIGGY
Are you a kissless virgin? No? Then clearly you aren't hopeless.
that is a good one. i still like the first one more though
have you ever been to college?
>transfer as a junior into a huge university
>don't know anyone so can't go to house parties
>end up clubbing in the nearby city but can't make friends/meet girls when you can't hear them talk
literally what do
>tfw my country doesn't have retarded american style college culture
Feels good man.
No one is going to approach you and be your friend you have to work for it, lad. I had a shit first semester and ended up going abroad for the second one and met a bunch of friends that way.
I'd avoid clubs desu. They're full of faggots.
Shitty fraternity house.
Early 00's college movies ruined college. Damn.