00's frat movie comes on

>00's frat movie comes on
>ALL THE, SMALL THINGS

Fourth year college girls are either slobs or dykes or bitches

CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP

IN THE DIARRHEA JANE SO TELL ME HOW IT SHOULD BAYYY

>somebody once told me

>Vietnam movie
>Goodnight Saigon starts playing

AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP

I am literally offended by how little ass the girl on the right has. I would take leftie no matter how slovenly she dresses as long as she had more ass than that little boy on the right

HEY NOW YOU'RE AN

fucking god tier song, probably his best Tbh

this. she also probably fucks better desu

leftie wants pussy bro

SOME people call me the space cowboy

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE

EDUCATED, WITH MONEY

PLEASE TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYY

MY CAR IS IN THE FRONT YARDDDD

>Vietnam Movie
>Ride of the Valkyries starts playing

*Women are either slobs or dykes or bitches

>graduate college
>all the whole 'le freshman vs senior' shit even more cringe than it was back when I was in

Nah m8, gotta be prelude.

That one's pretty top shelf tho.

Hero.

That's what happens when women age. College freshman are 19, tight, usually only been with maybe 4-5 guys. Seniors are 24-25, fat, blown out beyond all use, and have had more dicks inside of them than George Takai

Im in college now and no one ever says the "freshman vs senior" thing

>go to college
>never pay attention to idiotic socializing and focus on studies
>graduate with honors
Whoa. Thank you Asian parents.

Mate, you stole this from Reddit. Also, this board is 18+

>go to commuter school
>classes full of 30-60 year olds who show up, attend, and leave
>no parties or campus life

>you stole this from Reddit
How would you know unless you also browse reddit? Also this entire board is just a reddit outpost anymore, there's so few threads that seem genuinely Sup Forums-esque.

>college movie
>something bad happens at a party and a montage plays showing everyones reactions the next day

>the something bad was something trivial, meaningless, and dull

>"SLUT!"
or
>"HEY CHAD! HEARD YOU HAD SOME ISSUES LAST NIGHT!"

why do you need to go to a school to learn to commute

Sorority girls are fucking insane. Also super serious fraternity.

Just give me some cool guys that don't Nationals to seriously to live with and throw keggers every now and then and be delinquents with and I'm golden

Sororities were a mistake

college is such a meme

only 1% of the people that go end up getting good jobs

the rest have a useless degree and have been brainwashed beyond repair.

>asian forest scene
>its not me starts playing

Sororities are unbelievably shit

>no guys allowed in rooms in their house
>guys can't even enter the living room after certain hour
>no alcohol in the house
>a thousand different formals/crushes/other shit date functions
If only the girls weren't so qt despite them being such stuck up bitches

>those """cool""" sorority girls who try to be less preppy and wear hats and smoke pot
Even worse desu

imagine actually believing this

And you only attend those date functions to pregame and fuck your date after

>>no alcohol in the house

literally what the fuck is the point then

lol frosh

this boring bland gray humourless life is what I fucking enjoy.

Whats everyones favorite 00s frat movie?!!?!? ill allow in 1999 as well

This line of thinking is a coping mechanism that justifies being a neet

to meet and hangout with other attractive girls and fuck frat guys and then when you're a senior/fat you get "burned out" of Greek life and still pay dues but constantly bitch about it and dress more hipster

>tfw been to college for a year as a transfer student and haven't made a single friend and have awkwarded myself out of any club in a pretty spectatular fashion
I am so scared i will be alone forever

American Pie 2

>WWII movie
>Edith Piaf starts playing
SHIGGY

Are you a kissless virgin? No? Then clearly you aren't hopeless.

that is a good one. i still like the first one more though

have you ever been to college?

>transfer as a junior into a huge university
>don't know anyone so can't go to house parties
>end up clubbing in the nearby city but can't make friends/meet girls when you can't hear them talk

literally what do

>tfw my country doesn't have retarded american style college culture
Feels good man.

No one is going to approach you and be your friend you have to work for it, lad. I had a shit first semester and ended up going abroad for the second one and met a bunch of friends that way.

I'd avoid clubs desu. They're full of faggots.

Shitty fraternity house.

Early 00's college movies ruined college. Damn.