Nordic master race food

>Nordic master race food

not even kidding

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Damn, I'd sure like a burrito or kebab, but whitey can't have none. :(

Where did you find that?

>has to clarify that he isn't kidding

>Not Haggis

is that congealed fat egg shrimp pea carrot cake?

Looks good.
Here's one of my favorites.

That's some brit level of disgusting food you got there bud

Congealed salads are as white as it gets.

I don't know why, but that plastic fork is killing me.

Who doesn't love vomit jello?

This is a pretty good dessert made out of rye.

>nordic
I don't think that's nordic, friend.
Pic related is a pretty recent finnish invention. It's wheat, which supposedly is meant to be pretty good and mimics pulled pork. Haven't tasted it myself yet, though.

There are something very weird about this food.

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pretty good

Looks like dog shit.

Then here is some nice kalakukko

What kind of broth is that?

Maksalaatikko "liverbox" is great too.

Traditional nordic food isn't much to look at, since it's a rough climate where you had to make due with stored stuff half the year

Try posting something not vile looking, thanks.

Consider the following.

we have that but with normal meat not shrimps and other sea bugs...

>eat a ton of cereal
>down 6 bottles of red food coloring
>take a huge shit
>it still looks more appetizing than this vile garbage

>Finnic bull slays jamal bulls dick off for a nice lunch
You're triggering swedes.

>surgery-cuisine.jpeg

I'd wouldn't eat that for a grand.

POO looks like an indian dish.

now it reminds me of the pic where the chinks cut off a raping nog's dick.

Maybe lipeäkala is more to your tastes?

>not vile looking, thanks.

ive had this shit, not half bad

Nordic food is complete shit, disgusting.

I'd much rather eat a burrito, kebab, taco, soul food, whatever.

Strange, yet oddly beautiful. Inspired by your women, no doubt.

>Bloody_stool_sample.jpeg

Looks like a clogged fucking toilet. The other dish would go good on top of it.

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Polish master race food

Nigger detected

Then maybe hernekeitto?

>hernekeitto
looks delicious

i liked pickled herring actually

Enchiladas Verdes mi amigos

Thanks beaners.

Ive had it, not half bad

its like chicken soup in solid matter state

Holy fuck is this a troll thread? Your food is fuckinng disgusting. Gross

That actually looks delicious. What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

>pasta
>good

Sea bugs, peas, and eggs in whale semen mould.

It's pretty good. You just need to aquire the taste.
youtube.com/watch?v=4S-8gF9GFJo

Fake pizza >real Italian pizza

Yeah I said it fight me fag

I've been to both binland and swedistan and I acutally enjoyed the food there. I must admit that it sometimes looks like genghis khan rolled over it but tastes great. And btw. you svecucks can cook better peas soup than us.

Best pizza I've had was in Brazil strangely enough.

Agreed. The Italians can take their margherita pizza and shove it up their asses.

What a cunt

This delicacy is known as "Makaronilaatikko"

Yeah our food looks absolutely fucking horrendous, but it's really not half bad.
The food I had in Paris was total horseshit in comparison.
Blandest food I've ever eaten in my life.

It's like if cats had prisons, this would be the punishment food.

That shit was my favorite as a kid, oh man.

This triggers the Europoor

Thanks for the delicious food, Norway

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looks like fucking cat food

is that gelatin with meat and veggies in it?

Time to hit taco stand

sup

Best pizza I've had was in Mexico. It all depends on the cook I guess, or it could have been the fact that I was wasted

Finnish food is simple, and you're meant to add spices yourself anyway. It's no wonder that people say our food tastes bland, because for example my mother cooks almost completely without salt, she only uses pepper sometimes.
It also goes up by education level, if you haven't noticed. Kindergarten food tastes like nothing, but as you grow up they tend to add spices a bit more.

Most "tasty" food is just overspiced, which numbs your tastebuds - most italians, mexicans and indians have actually no idea what meat tastes like, because they ruin it with spices.

Fuck yeah, Nordic master race

eww

That's a fucking biological weapon, not food.

Won't be eating breakfast now, thanks user.

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Pizza is native to North America. It is only loosely based on Italian breads, but "pizza" was never made in Italy. The real, authentic pizza is literally the fast food garbage in America.

Don't be a bitch brother, just eat your fermented fish as you are supposed to.

Reporting

Is that the one you can't open indoors? If not, what's the one I'm thinking of?

oops, meant

goddamit mongolia! at least explain what we are looking at you fuckig faggot, none of us speak your venus sanskrit!!

would eat

Delicious
youtu.be/6ZpOD0xT-pA

When I was in the army, some fucker had left one of those in his locker for 2-4 months.
The package had started swelling (or who knows, maybe it came like that) and then someone had the bright idea to punch a hole in it.
We had to evacuate the lower floors of the barracks and air the place for a good while, until people were able to return.
I never thought that I could dry heave from a smell.
I mean there are disgusting smells, then there's something you can't even fucking imagine or describe and this miracle falls right into that category.

is it warm? hot? cold?

top kek

This actually looks good.

You open it underwater but that's just to avoid it squirting on you.

The smell is inescapable.

more proof that we're related
i didn't know about any other cultures where they make stew out of vegetables
it's a popular canteen food here