Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass

>Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass

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>*banjo cues*

jackass 4d when

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why wasnt season 1 available on dvd at first? only 2 and 3 were. did they ever release season 1

>Bam drunk & Dunn dedd
>Preston & Weeman too old and fat
>Steve-O too pilled up & Pontius brain dead
>England & Ehren MIA
>Knoxville doesnt need the money.

>cue introduction to the song Corona by The Minutemen

>be 13
>living in a rinky dink trailer in the middle no nowhere with no cable or internet
>have a copy of the first Jackass movie
>play it on repeat in the background while I doodle shit

that movie got me through some rough times.

This is a really poignant song about poverty in Mexico but it will forever be associated with guys getting hit in the balls and stapling their assholes shut

>Steve-O too pilled up
he's been sober for years

i rewatched the first movie on friday with middling expectations of how well it would hold up and wow was i dead fucking wrong. had me in tears laughing, i forgot so many little things

>the guy squaring up to hit the golf ball at them
>blocking traffic in the grandpa makeup
>the confused doctor who immediately accuses dunn of gay toy car oriented orgies

still so fuckin great, gonna pop on 2 sometime this week

>"excuse me, Homeboy"

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So hes due for a relapse then

He probably wont let himself be within 50ft of an MTV paycheck

I just marathoned them all too actually, had me rolling the entire time.

Honestly, some of the more lowkey sketches were my faves. Seattle surfing, Night Pandas, Rocket Skates, and fuckin' Golf Course Airhorn. All gold.

whatever happned to dimicalo

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"How did that car toy get there?"

"Maybe you stuck it up your ass"

Probably just being another regular Joe in PA

The rental car wreck.

Why the fuck is this show just so fucking comfy?

>pontius brain dead

what happened to him

>You alright man? My God!

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>early 2000s
>shot on basic, non-HD camcorders
>consists entirely of guys just broing out and pulling dumb pranks on each other or hurting themselves for laughs

years of drug and alcohol abuse, which is a shame because he was quite articulate

So since they made a film out of Bad Grandpa, what other "jackass characters" do you want to have a film of?

>I have bursitis.

the paper cut bit in the first movie was the only one i could not watch

His brain is fried to the point of basically just being a small child in the body of an adult at this point. Which is sad because I feel like he was actually smarter than people gave him credit for

Party Boy is the obvious answer here.

f-fuck

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>Keep God out of California!

I just can't feel bad about Ryan Dunn's death. I know how much he meant to the rest of the guys but he lived a jackass and he died a jackass, and he took his friend with him in the process and could have taken other innocents too.

Don't drink and drive guys

>Knoxville did that stupid jump on a moto bike and broke his penis so now he has to pee out of a catheter for the rest of his life


If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

I want an entire movie where they prank Bam with snakes

>Ryan Dunn never died
>been an elaborate prank all these years
>jackass crew gets together
>brings Bam to a field with a familiar figure standing across the grass
>Steve-O tells Bam to go to him
>Bam slowly goes up in shock, realizing it's Ryan
>starts crying tears of joy that his best friend is alive
>Ryan puts out his arms to hug Bam
>sudden eruption of giggles coming from the rest of the crew
>Right before Bam reaches Ryan the grass beneath him gives way
>falls into snake pit

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>watched every part of jackass no less than 5 times
>skimmed over that sequence every single time

post bam memes plz

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>falls into snake pit
>looks up
>Dunn takes off his mask
>it was Knoxville in costume the whole time
>Dude, are you crying Bam?

ow.

>the constant stuttering
>won't look anyone in the eyes
>weird ticks and twitches

Either he has brain damage from the stunts over the years, or he's using meth.

Early 2000s pre 911 was the best time for comfyness as a kid. Jackass and wwf were awesome

>Yea!

what the fuck is wrong with him bros

Don't do drugs kids

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>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD
>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DE-AD!
>THEY GOT KICKED IN THE HEAD
>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD.

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There's a good chance that many of the guys will develop CTE

"Are you crying?"

"...yeah..."

>it's a Bam starts to cry episode
I'm a fucking skateboarder and I'm getting shot at.

holy shit.
I've been looking for this song for close to a decade. Thank you family

>they get shot by those riot bullets
>everyone else drops immediately and starts rolling on the floor in agony
>Knoxville still standing up like the mannest man

Why is Knoxville so cool guys

Fuck. Pontius was funny even when he wasn't doing stunts or pranks. He's chime in wih something clever the same way Knoxville would. Definitely the second best member in his prime.

the band CkY wasn't the first thing you looked into? lel

This is the ultimate theme of people just eating shit

>Bam is pussy skateboarder that dresses like an emo hipster fag
>Dunn just didn't want to do it
>Knoxville always fucks pain in the ass

The first thing that got Jackass off the ground was him doing a test in his backyard with pepper spray and tasers

I should have, but for years I thought it was Smashing Pumpkins for some retarded reason.

desu knoxville is a pretty interesting case

it's clear that he's at least somewhat intelligent and it's as clear that there's something seriously fucked in his brain due to decades of inbreeding

WE'LL NEVER DIE IN THE AFTERWORLD
Also, Memories by Weezer at the end of Jackass 3 made me cry like a bitch. It didn't help it was played over baby pictures of the gang.
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The best part was how often Knoxville would cheat death and laugh it off.
>Dude, he almost died and he's laughing.

call it Snakes on a Fag

Man, I fucking loved Wild Boyz. Best combo of my interests put into one funny as fuck show.
>That one time Steve-O got his ass cut open by a goddamn coconut crab
>Taking a shower in elephant piss
>Fucking with Tasmanian Devils

>You now remember the ending of the the 3rd film with the pictures of the cast as young kids while memories by weezer played
>implying you didn't shed a tear

I was a fucking retarded when I was younger because I was surprised when I saw what an actual tasmanian devil looked like on Wild Boyz for the first time.

I thought Looney Tunes was correct

>mfw actually learned things from Wildboyz
It was better than Jackass, desu.
I still have my UMD of the first season laying around somewhere.

>when the rocket he's straddling malfunctions and explodes out the side, inches from Johnny's chest.
>everyone looks horrified.
>he laughs and gets back on.

He was hired to be a pretty face, and came to be the one that doesn't afraid of anything.

I'm 25 and I have no fucking idea what a tasmanian devil looks like desu

>He was hired to be a pretty face
...What? He was the one who started the whole thing, had all the connections and had done the same thing for a while.

Hopefully never. They're too old and don't take risks anymore. Also with Steve O being sober, I doubt theres a lot of drugs and alcohol on set.

I mean good for them though, they don't really need to do that shit anymore. However if they did end up making a new one, it would be even tamer than 3. Not very entertaining for us. They peaked at 2.

>>yfw finding Knoxville turned down SNL to do pranks with his friends

Is he /our guy/?

My dad works at Nintendo so he gave me this image to leak to reddit

It's like an armadillo with thicker scaling

yeah well that's what they get for making a song about poverty with such an upbeat tempo. dumbfucks

I guess I remembered wrong. I thought jackass was basically just an extension of the CKY series, which is pretty much the case.

>It's like an armadillo with thicker scaling
Bullshit.
Pic related.

the scales are under his fur bro

Kinda.

The only CKY members that were officially in Jackass were Bam and Dunn. The rest either made cameos or weren't there altogether. The CKY tapes were what got Bam and Dunn cast because Jeff Tremaine was a fan.

Jackass was, more or less, the spawn of Jeff Tremaine and Knoxville. Everyone else auditioned and cast.

That's a pangolin, you knob.

Shut up fagit

Knoxville was legit insane at this point I think. It was pure fucking gold.

What was that animal show they tried? Honestly that could have been GOAT.

Instead of all the stupid survival shows we have now we could have had more comedy+animals.

Wild Boyz?

Wild Boyz is fucking awesome man

>you got hit in the stomach PRETTY GOOD
>HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fuck I love Knoxville

that Tasmanian Devil is in desperate need of a haircut!

It didn't get cancelled or anything. They just chose not to do another season in favor of making Jackass Number 2

no, it started with guys like knoxville, weeman, pontius and steve-o doing shit for big brother magazine but bam was doing dumb shit on video with his friends around the same time on the other side of the country. I say it started with BB tho because I'm pretty sure jeff tremaine was the one who brought everyone together for jackass and he was an editor for BB mag

Yeah, I couldn't remember the name for the life of me. The one bit that stands out for me is the centipede one, jesus fuck.

2 was pretty lame imo. nobody seemed to want to be there except for knoxville so it didn't really resonate. 3 everyone seemed to be having fun

:20 for steve-o peen
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all of the cast members pretty much said he was the smartest one. like literally near or at genius level iq

I'm crying from laughter right now imagining this

Wasn't this in one of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater games?

THPS3

Anyone up for a rabbit stream of the first film?

>Johnny Knoxville is gonna jump the ENTIRE LAKE. He's amayyyzing

Anybody play the Platstation Jackass game?