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yeh that was a bad play

Yeah me too.

I'm saying normies whose idea of career progression is rising to manager of McDonalds seem happier than us even when they spend most nights just with their girlfriend watching Love Island and eating pizza

you sure you aren't a girl yourself?

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hello lads how are we do-

*accidentally trips over a paving stone*

ooaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGG

*smashes face first into the ground, ballbag collides into the floor and bursts into blood and gibs*

HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH OOWWWOOOOOWWOOWW ME BOLLOCKS

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Might spend £3000 and go to japan for a hug. Thoughts?

>also depressing how far behind we are technologically
compared to whom?

Hope I die in my sleep