FLORIDA BEACHES COVERED IN GUACAMOLE

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCKING MEME MAGIC IT AGAIN

GUACAMOLE LIKE SLUDGE COVERING FLORIDA BEACHES

PRAISE JEB!

PRAISE KEK

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>"What's that Donald? You fucking think you can have Florida? You know that is MY state, not YOURS. If you wont give it over peacefully..I'll have to take it back..back to the bottom of the ocean.."

Jeb strikes again!

S U R G E
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HE ACTUALLY DID IT

>have trailer
>air conditioning fire as fuck like a luxury home
>small rooms, trailer, cold af
>feels like jail
i'm starting to understand florida

you boys underestimate jeb
I bet he's like a level 74 meme mage and this was just but a demonstration of his fearsome power

I'd be afraid if I were you

So it's algae? Or what?

JEB UNLEASHES NEW MILITARY GRADE ASSAULT GUAC ON FLORIDAS BEACHES, CLASSIFIED AS A CATEGORY I BIOTERROR WEAPON

>mfw Jeb has mastered the art of meme magic
>now he is trying to take revenge

He has utilized the very thing that has devoured his campaign: the Guac magic
Even his Guacabowle is unable to contain it, so he had to let it seep out into the world
The Guac will consume us all in its green, limey wrath
And only then will Jeb! win at life

its jeb's secret guac recipe

that's pretty fucking gross

CUT MY GUAC INTO PIECES

You laughed at me.....

Kek guac'ed Jeb votebase

I told him it needed lime.

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

THIS IS MY DAD'S RESORT

PRAISE KEK

M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

After the raping he received from Trump it was only a matter of time before he became a super villain

DESIGNATED JEB MEME THREAD

WTF!

I'm #JeblinMissile now!

DESIGNATED

>not funny tabs

DO YOU EVEN SURF BRO?

THIS IS MY LAST CHIP DIP

SUFFOCATION, NO BLEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY WIFE'S SON CATCHES ME MEME'IN

IT'S THAT TRICKY HOODED HOODWINK KNOWN ONLY AS THE JEBSTER!!!

this was fun

PRAISE KEK! HE WILLS IT, AND IT IS DONE!

TOWN

>yfw Yeb! had planned everything through until the election and this was suppose to be a "miracle" showing god is on his side
>he didn't account for Trump

Oh shit jeb bush is back with a vengeance

This thread shouldn't be funny but it is. Very.

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN,
AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.

THE KEK BOY, THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD WIN,
A WHOLE ELECTION PLEDGED TO HIM,
YOU KNOW YOU DON’T BELONG,
YOU’RE THE FIRST TO ATTACK, KEKDED LIVE ON STAGE
YOU CATCH SO MUCH FLACK, ALL THESE TEARS AND RAGE
YOU KNOW SOMETHING’S WRONG,
WELL TRUMP HAS THIS ELECTION IN THE BAG, CAN YOU SAY, MAKE AMERCIA GREAT AGAIN!

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB,
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN,
AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.

WELL HE’S ON THE LEDGE, AND NOBODY SHOWED,
AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE KNOWS
WHAT JEB IS DOING HERE,
AND YOUR DONORS HAVE LEFT, YOU’VE BEEN DISMISSED,
I ALWAYS HOPED IT WOULD COME TO THIS, AND I, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
NOBODY WANTS YOUR SHITTY GUACAMOLE,
MAYBE TODAY, YOU CAN PUT THE GUAC AWAY.

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB,
YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN,
AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
I WOULD UNDERSTAND,
I WOULD UNDERSTAND…
CAN YOU PUT THE GUAC AWAY, I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB,
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.

is this the first sign of apocalypse? like the raining frogs etc.?

There's more. The "lighter" signs like this one are first.

I don't think the old Jews even knew what guac is

You got nothin’ and nothin’s got you
I can see your fear it surrounds you
Built with strife and insight but it’s not enough
I’ll defeat and discreet your every move

...

Yebezuma's revenge?

You ungrateful bugs think you can deny me my birthright and get away with it?

FLORIDA IS JUST THE BEGINNING. YOU'RE ALL NEXT.

STARTING WITH NEW NEW HAMPSHIRE AND SOUTH CAROLINA. DON'T THINK YOUR CORN WILL SAVE YOU EITHER, IOWA.

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS IF YOU HAD JUST LISTENED TO MY MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR AD BUYS AND VOTED FOR ME.

>slow and steady wins the race

Thanks OP I miss jeb threads

Now all of you ungrateful humans will feel my loss and despair!

It's fine jeb just took a poop in the ocean

SLOW

PAPIST

>After the raping he received from Trump it was only a matter of time before he became a super villain

everybody enjoy the fossil fuel economy!

>all those tabs for Sup Forums threads
literal definition of autism

Next is raining pee and poo poo

GUACMAN RIDES AGAIN.

ecks dee.

So after seeing this thread I went digging through old Yeb campaign coverage and found this:
national.suntimes.com/national-world-news/7/72/2567086/jeb-bush-duct-tape-shoes/
>On Sunday, he was spotted in Nashua, New Hampshire wearing a tired old pair of shoes that, much like his campaign, are looking fairly beat up. The photo was snapped by Reuters photographer Brian Snyder.

>It’s worth nothing that Bush could have avoided the appearance that he truly is falling apart on the campaign trail by using black duct tape, which is widely available and only costs $5.49.

>But instead, the duct tape perfectly summarizes how he is limping into Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary trailing front-runner Donald Trump by 29 points.

This is actually news to me, his campaign was and is the gift that keeps on giving.
Will we ever see a more sad and pathetic campaign comedy of errors than the one Yeb ran (into the ground) during our lifetimes? Or was it pure magic in a bottle?

Jeb(!) don't do this you're better than that

kek

>Jeb! goes full supervillain

this race is full of surprising twists and turns

CUT THE LIME INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY GUAC REPORT
AVOCADOS
NO SQUEEZING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HATE MY GUAC MEMEING

CUT THE LIME INTO PIECES
I'VE REACHED MY GUAC RESORT
AVOCADOS
DON'T SQUEEZE THEM
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY GUAC TASTES LIKE SEMEN
DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MY GUAC MEMEING?

>burgers have to relate events in nature to food for Americans to understand

Honestly who gives a fuck about his shoes? I'm all for shitting on Yeb but that is petty as hell to warrant its own article.

It just baffles me that the Bush clan threw $100m behind Jeb! so casually like that

Such a waste of funds really

ON THE TOPIC OF MEME MAGIC


I WILL BE PERFORMING A RITUAL TO INVOKE KEK SOON

I HAVE BEEN ON /X LEARNING ABOUT RITUAL MAGICK

KEK WILL COME INTO MY HOUSE SOON

HOLY SHIT THE 10 PLAGUES OF KEK HAVE BEGUN. WATER TURNED TO GUAC IS ONLY THE FIRST.

IIIITS HAPPPENINGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Kek only exists in the ether, and he manifests in doubles, triples, and similar numerical patterns.
You cannot SPAWN Kek. He is both tadpole and non-tadpole.

I shall not "spawn" him, I shall call him forth!

Newfag detected

Heresy.

THE GUAC GOBLIN STRKES AGAIN!

WHO WILL PUT AN END TO THIS EVIL-DOER?!

I shall call him forth out of his slumber, he will speak to me and I to him

Is Jeb the first Quacbender?

Let the right kek in. If you let the wrong keck shrek rek.

I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE

The Guac strikes again. Absolute madman!