Be me 3 months ago

>be me 3 months ago
>on vacation in America
>see fat dude with a huge burger in his hand walking across the street
>approach him from behind
>bitch slap him
>his burger falls on the ground and the contents spill everywhere
>tries to chase me but fails pathetically
>tfw he will thank me later

Nice!

That sure happened, Mr.Gypsysku

nice fanfic bro, you have others?

Shieeeeeeet 911 get

>later I got home and called him up
>had him come over to workout and lose that fat
>as a reward I let him fuck me in my pajeet ass

Nordics MasterRace

you forgot the part where he shoots you

I do 50 meters in 5.5 seconds

>be you
>vacation in America
>walk into gay bar because you are a fag
>get shot

You will thank me later fatboi

There is such a thing as "fat strong".

>americans actually believe this
I'll have to bitch slap you too

First romanians in Sup Forums wuz Romans, then Dacians, now nordics. Whats next?

Your internet is too fast and must be redistributed

B-bitch slap me senpai...

KANGZ

How did you not get shot?

Not all us believe this, only the pathetic and weak willed fall for such a shitty meme.

"I gotta bulk before I cut!" Kill yourself.

See

>phone posters

Airplane mode at the ready user :^)

>be me
>walking down the street eating a burger
>tiny brown manlet walks up to me and asks for directions in a mix of broken english and a weird spanish dialect
>know he wants money so I give him my burger
>he thanks me

Then you wake up

Sumo wrestlers are fat as fuck, yet they're also insanely fit

No hablo espanol

>40% spic country
>I don't speak spanish
Haha

Do you want another burger? Here's $10, por favor no mas

>hallucinating from all the mayonnaise in the ketchup

Guys do you know this dude? I think he knows I know one of you. Is he like a foreign study student?

Romania is on a roll with the shitposting today

is that you tyler?

now if you would only do something about your own country. like getting rid of all those gypsies..

My big buff president could box your kile nominee.

>be in america
>walking across street with burger in hands
>weird Isis guys walks up behind me
>slaps me right as i go to take a bite
>my tongue contacts his palm
>burger collides with ground
>i chase after guy to tell him i have herpes
>he will find out later.

What about your tight gypo boypucci, could it take my fat aryan cock?

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I-I don't know senpai