Well this wasnt actually all that bad

Well this wasnt actually all that bad

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>muh waifu means it was good

Well, I don't agree. I haven't even finished it ebcause I thought it was a pale imitation. It takes too long to get to anything interesting and each time it's a disappointment.

Great visuals and audio. Had fun watching it, death scenes were varied and good.

This is a dumb poster.

What are you on about

The only reason people like this is Jane Levy.

I enjoyed it. The death scenes were some of the goriest I've seen in a while. I don't like that the demon or whatever came out of the ground and we actually saw it, mostly because the mind can create a much more terrifying monster than a film can. That was a cool fight though, so I'm alright with it overall.

This is a real dumb poster.

Kys

I find it odd how Raimi is able to freely use the Evil Dead universe for intense horror or slapstick comedy on the fly.

This is not the movie we were hoping for. It was shit. i also blame the female cast. i guess i dont want a female cast/niggas suddenly replacing roles and all that BS modern movies seem to need. ASH VS EVIL DEAD is exactly what ive wanted. main character is sexist and racist, its funny and edgy and gory and just so fucking enjoyable. i forgot every character or even the story or anything except for the long blood fest at the end of OPs pic. fuck this shit. even watched it in cinema when it came out.

>i guess i dont want a female cast/niggas

The fuck are you babbling

>arm chop scene
>crowbar/nailgun/shotgun scene
>machete knee slice scene
>hand rip scene
Wrong.

The sister looks like Emma Stone.

I'm am 15: the post
I too love ash vs evil dead, but this was just embarrassing to read.

Evil dead 2 > ash season 1 > army of darkness > ash season 2 > remake/reboot > original

>ASH VS EVIL DEAD is exactly what ive wanted.
I got tired of it partway into Season 2. Too much dumb fucking brainless humor not enough horror or insight into the deadites.

Unironically agree with your rankings for the most part, although I'd place Season 1 even to Army of Darkness out of personal preference.

True. Season 2 is too much gore and thats all. Season 1 was way cleverer.

Better than the original.

Evil dead 2 > army of darkness > remake > ash vs evil dead

The show is doing something wrong by trying to squeeze so many laughs out. There is no essence of horror in the show at all, so the laughs are unrewarding

It was actually a solid film and a good example of what a true remake is. This scene was total kino.

This. It's just gore porn. Boring fucking gore porn.

Would you?

no
it's hot, but i don't want to lose my tongue.

Hated it. Thank god there will be no sequels. Can Hollywood end this remake meme? They're shit.

i shut it off about halfway through. got bored of the nonstop torture porn. it wasn't remotely scary, just tons of gore.

Evil Dead is overrated as fuck anyway

i loved this remake and wish it had made more money so i could see more

Nothing with Jane can be bad.

Season 2 falls off after the first three episodes, it started to pick up again after the asylum but havent watched since

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>ywn wake up to her smile and sleep breath

This movie becomes 1000% better if you play Raining Blood during the last scene.

In the remake blood contact passes the possession, right?

Not sure why we're supposed to cheer on a junkie piece of shit. She was about the least sympathetic character put to screen.
>Too weak to kick muh drug
>Too stronk for all power ancient evil

Fuck, how did I not remember to put Slayer while watching this? Will do on my third watch.

>tfw saw this movie in rehab

Despite not being that great, I'll always have a soft spot for it.

>remember when this was released and I really liked it
>remember how they had reported talks to do a sequel to the remake, an Army of Darkness 2 and a final crossover movie with Ash and Mia
>hardest boner for ages
>now
>evil dead 2 never
>Army of Darkness 2 got turned into Ash vs Evil Dead
>Crossover movie never mentioned again

I guess I can't complain since AshVS is a thing, but still, massive case of blue balls.

season 3 is the crossover

He's right you know

Queen of Horror she is.

ash vs evil dead was a evil dead continuation and not army of darkness, they couldn't get the rights for it

Amazing how no one has done this on youtube. Well, I mean.
youtube.com/watch?v=5c9N-0XIReY

>judging a movie that you haven't finished marathoning

I really enjoyed it.
As a massive fan of the others since I was about 10 years old, I loved this take on it... no comedy just straight up modern horror.
It didn't try to be the previous films.

Dude if they put Jane Levy in the show I will lose my mind with excitement

I watched it once, before the original, seemed pretty good to me and after watching the Raimi, it seemed to uphold the original spirit

It's a good film, but not a good Evil Dead film.

Was the original or 2 or army remotely scary to you? Faggot.

D R O P P E D
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You had to look up whether someone named Levy is Jewish?

I liked your post. Listening to "Into the Unknown" ballad, "Million Days", boosted the experience.

Who?

Wasn't bad. Biggest problem was living up to the franchise name. Laughed my ass off when the blonde chick asked why her face hurt. I imagine that sucked for the other people in the theatre.

>D R O P P E D
More for me

Are you 4?

ED2>ED>Ash1>remake>army>ash2

>no comedy
>dude... she cut her fuckin arm off
Got a huge laugh at the theater as did "death sounds pretty good right now... I just don't wanna be the devils bitch".
Everyone is in agreement glasses guy deserved every single thing that happened to him and more right? Was he the one that had the host thing inside him and needed to be burned/buried? He read the book and had his blood drop on it. Based on the fact burying Mia to death didn't stop the demon from showing up and glasses guy turning into a deadite after, wouldn't that make sense?

>not 7 Gates of Hell by Venom

truly plebeians

Jewish women are amazing. Superior to other women in every way.

Ash vs. Evil Dead stream not when but where

I tried but I can't she's spellbinding to me

>5'1
I just want to put on a gorilla suit and her in a sundress and reeanact king kong with her at home.

>I always have to stand out
fuck outta here

I would reluctantly betray Sup Forums for this. I would not compromise who i am however.

>go see this in theaters with friends
>ate weed cookies before going into the theater
>they kick in right when the tree rape happens
>mfw

>not Bathory's Raise The Dead
Wew lad.

MUH DICK

equally good choice

>great visuals
>entire movie is gray closeups with hyper-shallow focus

>Mad that her name wasnt ashley
>Mad that when shes fighting the evil version of herself in the blood rain and it screamed "IM GOING TO KILL YOU, ASHELY, AND THEY WILL RAPE YOU IN HELL", She didnt look down and say "Call me ash" then chainsaw her
>Mad that the proposed crossover between her universe and campbell's never happened
>All of this is ok since we have ash vs evil dead

>I just want to put on a gorilla suit and her in a sundress and reeanact king kong with her at home.
Wasn't this said in a recent issue of Nightwing or am I suffering from deja vu?

It should be Raining Blood because it's literally raining fucking blood in that scene you edgy, special snowflake, black metal aficionado douchebags. Fuck.

>can't handle the banter
What a faggot.

Shameless was absolutely filthy, degenerate Levykino

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kek, stay mad and stay plen

i miss suborgatory

How can a film terrify someone?

>Ya'll babies yo

Jane and the snobby girl were the only interesting aspects. Hated every scene with her and her father

holy shit this is true

either this or seven gates to hell, it's a song by Venom not as well known as the others.

My secret shameful pleasure, only watched it for the Jane

god she's like Dodger but hotter

It's excellent. Apparently a badass Japanese blu-ray release is going to have the uncut version, so we can finally watch that 4 years later or whateve. More gore and some added scenes.

She looks like a fucking freak, Jane is short and stout but at least somewhat proportional

That looks pretty boss. I want it.

>mfw the ending of the nailgun scene

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>That volume drop

Haaaahahahahahahaha

would you?

3rd act was good, rest was shit

no

yes

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So where's that Ash/Mia team up you promised us, Raimi?

Canceled

I'm still mad

>This scene was total garbage

That's why it would be stupid you mong

>Kill off the main character who didnt deserve it
>Keep the terrible unsympathetic junkie zombie alive

What did they mean by this?

holy shit, you convinced me to watch the show, I just finished the pilot, GROOVEH!!!!

I would do Vivian everyday.

T-that's not a real gif of her. . .

No, she was pretty stupid

No it wouldn't be, you balding, long-haired, corpse make-up sporting, spiked bracelet, mayhem t-shirt wearing motherfucker.