/heem/ - TDD edition

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>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Wondering what to do with the money from my cheeky Joanna/Cody/Michael acca lads.

Where's the news!

Nobody reads the news

Get a job loser

Nice webm

>Only fighter to lose to GSP at 185
Truly a once in forever fighter.

where gooby

What is GSPs path to victory?

Keep up the good work, winner

Bet the house on Hendricks

You're the most pathetic poster on heem. Go outside for once in your life.

The Virgin vs The Chad

Take Bisping down repeatedly like every wrestler Bisping's ever faced.

gooby is doing molly and partying hard

Absolutely based brother

Fucking this. He lost to chael sonnen for Christ sake

what are the odds that the count will record his podcast as usual on sunday/monday?

Seriously.

Go back to plebbit with that gay ass poster

It was a close decision and Chael had an inneumeruable amount of trouble controlling him

Bless brothers. H8ers will be in shambles in 2 days

He still got taken down and lost. GSP is gonna heem him

>Mickey Gall unironically thinks he started "callouts"
What a delusional faggot
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>Based bispingburger gets in his threadly bisgoat post
>marks never fail to be worked and the thread instantly turns into bisby vs antibisby

You h8rs are just unable to control yourselves

How about Bisping getting btfo by Kennedy?

gooby

>implying Yoel wasn't about to get TKO'ed by Kennedy before cheating

dance you puppet

What does Yoel have anything to do with what I asked you?

You're downplaying Tim Kennedy when he also BTFO your idol

Even him "bringing callouts back" is a ridiculous claim. Probably just saying that for attention.

New Maurice

youtu.be/XVvqrTiCFSE

Catchy as usual

Oh let me guess... He's playing 5D chess. Wow ..truly a genius mastermind

Literally no relevance, Bisping does poorly against wrestlers and fighters under the age of 40

...

You're not brothers imbeciles

Aside from Luke and washed up Silva who is Bisping's biggest win?

Come clean my toilet NEET boy. Left a nasty bisping in there

Hendo

Ah yes, the 50 year old retiree that almost finished him several times throughout the fight. All other top 5 MW'S had no problems beating Hendo

Not be worse than old man Hendo or as sloppy as Luke. Pretty sure he can do that.

succ

>No Love is cutting the head off the snake in two days
Feels good

Why do they call him No Love

Because they're tarded.

You will see on Saturday

Tiger tarded?

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get this man a fight

How much time do you spend on /heem/ everyday?

Why can't you wear a belt with a three piece suit?

>ywn be a soulless sellout and participate only in mandrama freakshows
feels bad mane

>being this dumb
he posted that exactly so you talk about him you kike

Worked

Short for No Fatherly Love

What do we make of GSP moving up a weight class?

What are your thoughts on the Gracie family?

Pioneers of MMA

Floyd changed his bum life forever. Now he wants to become an actor.

looks tacky, theres a few suit rules

the one that bugs me most is when people sit with their suits buttoned (conor does this)

Is this guy a legit sociopath?

Size is irrelevant when you're facing a can.

He's got that hereditary CTE, that short-stranded DNA going on.

homosexual fraud cult, got cucked by a pro wrestling alcoholic who wore an orange diaper to the ring

extremely talented family in whatever they do
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Filthy animals

BJJ is a meme and I refuse to train in it.

Wrestling > BJJ

Are most polish men numale hipsters?

bjj is very fun to train though, wrestling is just a grind

>wrestling
kek

>An israeli being this much of a goy

Surely you must be one of the arab minorities or else Im very dissapointed in you, moishe

In Kraków only

reported, better delete this comment

>germany blasting an isreali
wow pls delete this post

Should I buy tickets to ufc London or wait until UFC liverpool Masvidal vs Till is announced

id wait for till desu, his next fight will probably be a headliner in liverpoop

London might be ppv
Slippypool is gonna be fite pass

If No Belt loses I can't see team alpha fail recovering, they've already been Dom'd for years on end now they'll get snake'd too

>tfw the state of jiu jitsu in modern mma

But seeing Masvidal losing a split decision to Till would mean so much more to me

Calvillo is their next project

>BJJ

meanwhile sodapoppin still at the anvil

Lawler vs Dos Anjos
FIGHTS
Woodley

Woodley vs RDA/Lawler
FIGHTS
Winner of Thompson/Masvidal

Winner FIGHTS Colby

Winner FIGHTS Till

Winner FIGHTS Usman/Ponzibbio

Winner fights GOAT Mike Perry

There.
I just gave you all of the welterweight fights for the next three years.

No need to thank me.

What would Till getting heem'd into oblivion mean to you?

Legit filename? lel

kekd audible

sambo >everything else

If Lawler wins and Masvidal wins then Masvidal will get the shot since that's a fresh matchup.

Nothing, he seems like a nice kid but I don't like him for beating cowboy

>If Lawler wins
that's cute sweetie xx

nah let Colby take the belt immediately, then the division will be more fun.

Yeah same desu, I wish cowboy would either try to get that passion back or quit, it's getting sad

Lawler nearly lost to Cowboy, who RDA washed twice.

>Ladies and gentlemen after 3 rounds, Herb Dean has decided to call a stop this contest at 3 minutes 20 seconds, your winner by submission due to strikes AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION GEORGES RUSH ST. PIERRE

>manlet Joe Rogan walks up to GSP
"I'm here with the winner and new UFC MW champ, how does it feel George?"

>Uhhh first ov all I'd like to say Michael Beespeeng I'm not impressed by your pahformance


How hard would you mark?

heem here is a fight with satoshi ishi (getting trained by cro cop) in the FFC organisation, they released a bunch of fights of no name people
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if anyone wants to check em out or whatever

the division will be more fun if anyone but Tyron holds that fucking belt.

Did you see his response to Colby's antics?
Like a 45 year old soccer mom.

If he wanted to be a bigger draw where people WANT to pay to watch him fight he would have said something along the lines of I'll fucking kill you fucking wigger or whatever the fuck.

Instead he acts all righteous and goes off on how Colby's a very naughty boy.

>he would have said something along the lines of I'll fucking kill you fucking wigger
Thankfully Tyron isn't demented

exactly. can't stand him. just want the belt off him asap, then there are a lot of fun matchups in that divish

>GSP points to the sky and says "This is for Yoel."
>Bursts into tears
>Yoel comes into the octagon and they start making love