EU = Aliens

What does Sup Forums think of this?

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what the fuck?
Is that a kind of voice photoshopping or it's real?

>des dirigents d'autre planets
AYYYYYY LMAO
he literally said it

he actually said it, the absolute madman!

bump, what the fuck

ayyyy lmao

What the actual fuck.

We are truly living on bizarro Earth.

Frenchies, does he literally say "from other planets"?

And nobody has a single fucking reaction to this?

what did he mean by this

>playing stellaris
>humans
>find primitive planet with insect people
>send infiltrators
>they infiltrate insect governments
>one of the agents falls in love with an insect girl
>I tell him he is sick
>later on other agents tell me this guy is hiding somewhere in a city
>ask me to orbit strike the city
>I nuke it from orbit
>they pass it off as a meteor impact

As he is from jewburg he might just made a mistake and actually wanted to say
>Les autres dirigents de la planet

>of the planet's other leaders

youtube.com/watch?v=-pRcCHFt0NE

Fucking hell, I'm starting to reevaluate the crap from the exopolitics thread.

>exopolitics.org/

Well, I fucking hope so. But I would be also disappointed because muh implications.

Um, what.
Is that real?

>tweet it
>30 seconds later EU astronaut Charles Laing adds me to the list "Martian Tweets"

>Getting added by astronaut
Allright its confirmed.
Junker just revealed the biggest mysterie since the 1920's and nobody gives a shit.
EU Parliament is really the /trash/ of european politics

he was clearly talking about other world leaders.

well never go full drunk and talk in front of many people

I don't get it. he his talking franch

>Never go full drunk
>Junker
Top Kek

He says:

"You must know, that those who observe us afar are worried, I have seen and heard several leaders of/from other planets who are asking/demanding what route the EU will take in the future, and I want to reassure Europeans, and those who observe us from afar"

guys is this confirmed real or will I make a fool out of myself for sharing it with people?

there is subtitle, I didn't noticed.
thanks anyway.

What did he say?? I don't speak Gay, I only speak American

Which is an euphemism for "bullshit"?

Also, bump with content

>exopolitics.org/brexit-britain-challenges-covert-fourth-reich-its-secret-space-program/

We need some Space Marines fucking NOW.
(also a God-Emperor)

show it with humor, they guy most likely confused the words

Do you read American? If so read the thread or enable subtitles

Surely he would have corrected himself?
He definitely says "the leaders of OTHER planets"

>les dirigeants des autres planetes
vs
>les autres dirigeants de la/notre planete

Planets is plural, and in French you would have to specify in the sentence that it's "our" or "the" planet.
I don't see how it can be a mistake.

Us Canadians spilled the beans on ayy lmao's long ago. If the EU doesn't shape up it's gonna be trubbie trubbie trubbies for Europe

is that you in the picture

>he was drunk (as usual)
>people say its just a drunkard saying incoherent stuff
>he actually said the truth because he was drunk
>Reptilians are actually real
tfw

>alien cuts off old mans balls
>cuts off own balls

you wish

>leaders of other planets
>leaders of planets

Fucking commie ayylmaos goddamnit! Will world government shit please end.

witnessed.

And no.

But here, have another /x/-tan.

>I don't speak Gay, I only speak American

What's the difference? :^)

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>Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=JDuqZbjxB_E

drukies and kids never lie

SHUT IT DOWN

Use your brain you infantile people, why would this be serious? Why would aliens that are thousands of years more advanced than us care what some dirty jewish hairless ape does?

Do you often contemplate the politics of ants?

>Jewish
>hairless

lmao

Yes.

If you think that alien biologists do not exist, you're an idiot. People study ape societies, so why not have aliens study human societies?

Why would ayyys want their precious white genestock bank polluted with low IQ arab seed?

More likely the aliens are pissed at the EU for opening the borders 2bh cuz

Are you that scared that it might be a possibility other species are interested in our politics? Do you feel that somehow your walls could come crashing down? Don't panic, just bring a towel.

Jews want you to believe in aliens to encourage us all to join together as humans

No, but you can play with the anthill out of boredom.

Also burn the ants.

Ruskies dropped some nice disclosure too, am I right? I'm not too deep into this shit. Interesting vid, tho.

Sure they exist, but they're probably so advanced they instantly learn things after scanning and uploading into their brains. So their research would take seconds.

but Sup Forums taught me the JEWS were the aliens

Holy hell what a fucking jump in logic

OK sorry

Aliens confirmed.

>Why would the Alien Super Jew want us as slaves?
>What does this possibly accomplish?

wtf?

>all alien civilizations have ultimate tech
>they developed it without even researching

leaf logic

imagine the levels of shitposting they could reach.

>0,1 nanoseconds of uploading
>I know all MEMES
>do you want some more?
>yes... yes please

>What does Sup Forums think of this?
Alien are real, they are here and they are involved.

How can people not know this? You call yourself redpilled but you are not even redpilled about the spacejew? What the fuck.

>muh tinfoil
Frigg off

There are no other planets. Earth is a PLANEt. EU isn't aliens. They want the nephilim to come maybe and unfortunately

I never looked into it enough to see if it was fake or not, but if we're saying it and the french are saying it too, I'm pretty inclined to believe that a surrender is on the horizon.

Well do you think Aylmaos cold start a open relationship with Planet Earth if we dont speak as one voice ? They need their one world goverment.

Nigel is there so he participates in this too

topkek he meant other "empires" probably like Obongo and Putin
he's just an autistic fuck

one time he even said in german "Gefickt eingeschädelt" instead of "geschickt eingefädelt"

ajj lmau :--DDDD

But were they talking about disclosure which is also a maymay?

wait, so they aren't allowed to have their country's flags in the eu council? they just get assigned a number

Think about it, they have the technology to make a cost effective trip across the universe. Pretty sure they've mastered information retention if they can do something so technologically superior.

kek

they would make deals with the burgers and ignore the rest of the planet
>implying the rest of the planet is even relevant

wtf do they hire Achmed the french sandneger for translating in the EU? What is this crap, fucking low class

Look at the last 4 digits of that post... 1984, I wish Alex Jones could see this...

>But were they talking about disclosure which is also a maymay?
This, various statements from military personell, astronauts, whistle blowers, your own ex defense minister etc are as close to disclosure as you are going to get.

Not a jump, they've mastered travelling across the universe. The fact that they could come here on a leisure trip says it all, they should have advanced every field of science, including quantifying and improving information retention in brains.

>Why would aliens that are thousands of years more advanced than us care what some dirty jewish hairless ape does?
The Green man's burden

Have a better version.

Do you understand the reference the patch is making?

Implying there aren't several different groups

>cost effective trip across the universe
how do you know theyre not socialists who spent a crapload of money on an extremely inefficient and nearly useless trip?
also, spacefaring tech is not information tech, and also there are hard limits to what tech can do, so no insta-upload all the information of a planet

Aliens like the spirit thing that Aleister Crowley hung out with?

>europe is an empire

>Do you understand the reference the patch is making?
Just adding semi relevant pics to the topic of the thread when i am making posts.

Ech wees Luxusbro.
>daat Gesiicht wenn ee sou voll as wei de Flunker

I also need to amend my statement that the eu might not be aliums

OH SHIT
It's dat boi

well you know, he wants to sell it as an "empire"
we all know that we're nothing but a satellite state of your cunt
now fuck off and wank to it in your mobile-home

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That isis might be aided through cern to open a leviathan portal in the middle of a new mexican desert

If aliens really do exist, and in any way, shape, or form control our society, they would've definately infiltrated the EUSSR.

>tfw my mobile home is right near Whiteman AFB and I see pic related all the time

Freedom

good thing its already a gas planet

>the big red dot is the heart

Wait, even canadians are into "super male vitality" man?

oh shhhiiiieeeeiiiit

So no?

It is a reference to USAF classified projects being worked on or stored behind green security doors.

Here is your (you).

That are some nice over 9k hours in paint
fucking saved

OOOOOOOH

no no aliens area always from another planet

...

what

>79423926

That's our marvel comics super hero prime memester silly, feminism man. He flies around on a silver spoon and spreads unwanted immigration stopping only to refuel at LGBT parades. "Male" vitality? I think you mean female/male/xgender vitality. We have hate speech laws that protect human rights you know..

>It is a reference to USAF classified projects being worked on or stored behind green security doors.
Yeah i figured that far by just looking at the patch and the location of the flash, obviously not navy.

Oh my.