Spiderman + Elsa edition.
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got my late night wank done early
might go to bed early now too
It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To remind myself of a time when
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
daily reminder that cumming in girls pussy hair pisses them off
no it doesn;t
you THIS THREAD IS EARLY SAGE SAGE SAGE
...
oh my god!!! youre so boring
How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead
All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
>he wanks
What are you? A wanker?
did the twitter man post the controversial opinion
Stop spamming you fucking cretin
Based phalangite of Makedon.
guaranfuckingtee i'm more british than all of you cunts
>£1000 phone
wtf. what is that even. like £60 a month minimum contract
am I a dickhead
guaranfuckingtee i'm more british than all of you cunts
guaranfuckingtee i'm more british than all of you cunts
anyone remember the cuckio meme
whats a decent area of birmingham? what part do all the 'sheeds live in?
that suburb
you know the one
>Meet British lady IRL
>2nd time I met one
>First one was ok, but she could've been just as bad as second one
>She propositions my dad for sex even though she knows I'm his son
>She has a tramp stamp above her ass-crack
>She rubbed my arm and pretty much slammed her body into me, and I don't know why
>She smoked cigarettes and swore and drank coffee
>Her Husband is just as degenerate as she is
Are all British expats this way?
yes
>>She smoked cigarettes and swore and drank coffee
Oh dear what an awful woman!
fraid not
>tfw can't go to mass unless I confess, else I commit the mortal sin of receiving communion whilst under sin
fuck, any tips lads?
The Gay village. It's also right next door to the Chinatown, so you can get your drug and entertainment needs met in the same area of town.
Odd name for a mog
*BoJack Horseman theme starts playing*
Does anyone remember that I was a thing
Is something this lad here wants to be knowing
I made loads of posts
About 2 years ago
Time's passed since in /brit/ and it's showing
go to confession
yeah I remember you
>She propositions my dad for sex even though she knows I'm his son
It's all make believe so you're literally dealing with a non-problem.
horrid gimmick
hmmmm.. interesting....
kek is communicating with us somehow..
yeah i posted this the other day, streetviewed the place a couple times but honestly does not seem as good as Leeds, Liverpool, Manchester, Bristol or even Sheffield
Haven't confessed in my life, I didn't even know you had to until recently.
Too late you have already exposed yourself as an uppity posh type.
>catholics
yes
>Does anyone remember that
>Is something this lad here wants to
>I made loads of posts
>About 2 years a
>Time's passed since in /brit/ and it's show
I remembered why I stopped that gimmick 2 mins into writing that desu
Where can I see my old posts all the archives aren't long enough
kaito shuno is a shitty webcomic
its trash
The guys in the /""""""Sverige""""""""""""/tråden don't want me. Can I please seek asylum here people of britain? I know some of your coloquiallisms and I've been to London many times. I can also impersonate some of your dialects though my default accent is more akin to american. Please accept me PLEASE
>Limerick
But the famine is over
Brainlet contrarian: the post
confess your sin to us, for /brit/ is your god now
nice digits and i jump out the window
It's the Winnipeg of the UK. What do you expect?
Talk to the priest about it. Probably plenty of people don't go to confession enough, it'll be good if you start. Prodigal son and all that.
I'm going to sleep x
there is an awful post filter on /r9k/
which ends?
roadman or wasteman?
got fuck off would you
hickory, dickory, dock
suck on my cock
God's hooks
You're right.
Limericks are 5 line poems following the rhyme pattern AABBA, I assume the famine fuelled some pretty good limericks but it being over doesn't mean limericks aren't still top fun
flat earth is real
be nice to the other swede
his girlfriend pissed herself in the living room x
okay? dont see how that's relevant
how about you stick to the board's topic mate
hickory, dickory, dock
lick my cock
Hhhhg
i am the brainlet king
these are my halls, the centre of my kingdom
enter weary traveler
Show me the best tim vid
>A Scot, an Englishman, and an Irishman were once trapped on an island full of savages.
>The savages captured them and presented them to the chief.
>The chief says "If you can shove 10 fruits from my orchard up your ass stoically, I shall let you live. If not, I will toss you in the cooking pot and we'll eat you!"
>First went the Scot who chose limes
>"One, two, three, AWW-FUCK!!" he screamed, and they threw him in the pot
>Next came the Englishman who chose blueberries
>"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, AHAHAHAHHAHA!!" he began to laugh hysterically and died
>In heaven, the Scot was confused and asked the Englishman "Why'd you stop? You were so close!"
>The Englishman said: "Irishman chose pineapples"
All these fake rappers get battered and bruised up
The weight of my toe tapping chatter gets you cucked
yes
Also I'm pretty sure the sin isn't as major if you do it unknowingly but now that you know you can fix it
quiet
Fuckkking hell you actual nonce
Thankfully ones break is over, good day
explain
Forgive me /brit/ for I have sinned. I've masturbated twice today, and 1-7 times daily everyday of my life since I was 11. I nearly ran over a pedestrian on my way to work, and I drive while high.
*does cross motion*
Damn, it feels good to be absolved.
what do you lads do when you're really bored? i need ideas
I've observed that the usual nationalistic anger towards some posters actually precludes most racial identity.
For example, you could call someone a yank, a poortherner, a taig, a frog, etc. and there seems to be more a pressure on cultural differences than race, at least within the boundaries of English banter towards other flags.
Why is this? What happened to good old fashioned English racism and racial identity?
Why will an Englishmen accept a Paki under his flag before any other without his flag, regardless of their heritage?
Good day.
Write poetry and raps usually about how depressed I am
*puppeteers you around*
big enough brainelet to not see the strings but not as big a brainlet as I
okay? dont see how that's relevant
how about you stick to the board's topic mate
why do christfags sperg out when you say god doesn't exist?
i am the brainlet jester
behold my entertainment
*does an unimpressive dance*
*the brainlet king applauds*
thank ye
not opening that link
what is it
I don't get it. Did the Brit just want to see the mick get killed as well?
I'm on topic and discussing the topic.
Yanks are not English. Never were.
Not gonna lie, basically every Brit I've met IRL was kinda...hipstery and degenerate
i eat, post on /brit/, get high+take a warm shower and masturbate to pornography, sometimes play video games or watch youtube videos
top level ways to spend time alone from a professional shutin virgin
why do godless cucks sperg out when you tell them God exists?
okay? dont see how that's relevant
how about you stick to the board's topic mate
we are literally english
explains why we are so much better than england in most every statistic except crime
>Yanks are not English. Never were.
This is patently false as you know most of the founding fathers and their colonies were of Englishmen.
i am the brainlet farmer
behold my withered crops
what's that? water? why on earth would i do that?
begone from here, lest ye trod on my carrots
w-wasteman sir, wish I was a roadman but that' simply not the case
could you rank the level of offense someone would take at the word "cunt" by every country in the anglosphere? I'm guessing former-tasmanian-tiger-land ranks the highest? Btw what is Tasmania to an average aussie? Is it just an island that no one goes to or what is it?
Mostly Huns and Mexicans last time I checked old chap
dixons are more english than southern poofters
>grrr der degenerierter mensch
shut up you dumb prudish yank
never seen it happen