Gf might be pregnant

>gf might be pregnant
Fuckfuckfuckfucj pol what do I do? I can't have kids I hate children I never want kids I'm fucked

Congratulations, you got yourself cucked

Well is she or isn't she?

The free market will fix this

I don't know yet. I hope not

>Not pumping a women full of semen and making her carry your child

You're such cucks, ya know that?

run away and change your name

If you stick around, your life is over, at least with a new identity you can have a chance at being happy

How about an accident involving stairs and bleach?

Why do you think she is?

shoulda thought about that shit before penetration

>collects 'cunt' hate images
>has gf

pick one

>I never want kids I'm fucked
degenerate.

>cuntless NEET detected

>gf might be pregnant
Bitches say this shit every time their period is a couple days late.

Came home early from work one day, just as Jamal was leaving.

only in my asshole heh lol

Go to the french legion, runaway

Abortion.

I really laughed on that

Well it's tough, dude. A late period is the first sign of a pregnancy, plus you can have spotting, cramping and sore breasts which are all PMS symptoms as well as early pregnancy symptoms.

>tfw about to fuck a girl who's not on the pill for the first time

>see this thread
>mfw

>dealing with women before you're financially prepared to have a family
your mistake

Congratulations dude. Time to give up video games, your hobbies, spare time, savings and your lifes goals. You fucked up. At least you can post on Sup Forums now and laughter at the virgins right?

Be a man and take care off your offspring that the gods have blessed you with.

I thought I didn't want kids too until I had my first.

You do your duty for the white race and start a family, of course.