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Boredom edition
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Juden Raus

stop tripfagging you piece of shit

Nice
>mad Israshit actually gets mad over this

Hey, I'm bored too, how are you?

Not that bad, there's food in like half a hour and I've got a shift at 3
What are you doing in life?

I am working, shitposting on Sup Forums and attending Shabbat on friday. That's pretty much all.
You?

>not an ama thread
Good job volk

Doing military (9 days at base 5 days home) while my role is to do nothing, helping dad back home to open his own place (we're almost done), play vidya and just hang around with my dear f a m.

Sounds really good.
I wish my dad was still alive. Oh well.

I don't have much holding me alive but my f a m

just write family

Does it trigger you?

It's cringey as hell and I don't understand why would you do it

What are you doing here isntead of being at work?

>an Israshit making a legitimate statement
You're right and I agree

Anyway it's food time now so I'll be back later

>Israshit
I hope you choke on your food cunt

fuck you attentionwhoring cuck stop tripfagging nobody fucking cares about you and it's pathetic that im giving you (you)s you cunt ass cuck motherfucker


t.palistini

I'm Somali, but I'm pro-Israel. I've been to Kuwait, and I know Arabs are sons of dogs.

Typical assblasted Israshits

I swear, Arabs are tasteless, bigoted, cheap, unscrupulous, loud, never on time, and worst of all they think they're better than everybody.

Perhaps Palestinians are more humble and human than pompous Gulf Ar*bs, but Arabic culture in general is fucking vile. The worst people on the planet if you ask me.

It's such a cheap culture. Trash.

I agree with every word, also add Mizrahi Jews to this list though, they're the same.

Just wanna let you volks know that it didn't gtfo like a normal person would when a guy cummed on """her""" pics.
Just wanted to let that sink in.
Stupid attention whore.

FUCK OFF KIKE
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I thought only Israshits got mad about my existence, what happened Nederland?
Not a Jew, fellow Pyccкий

bomp

בת זונה

שרמוטה

>israshit acting like a monkey
Woah, what a surprise

bûmp

Why do you seek pleasure in pretending to be a girl online?

Is your daddy gonna kill himself when his shitty business fails?

You didn't answer my question, friend.
>Israshit acting like an uncultured Ar*b

Do you like shakshouka?

no

Volk what are your tastes in men? What traits attract you?

Height, Broad body type, white/pale skin tone, green eyes, light hair color

>height

>I'm not able to be attracted to height because it makes some manlets mad

I'm probably taller than you too, lel

Why are girls so cruel

Complete annexation of the west when?

>Gets mad because I'm attracted to height
>Gets a reply
>Calls me cruel

explain pls

Give Israeli Citizenship cunts

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Why the hell would you commit such a mistake?

>being THIS beta

Also I fucking hate the center, Tel aviv is such a shithole man

Nobody got mad you retard

>volk still hasn't been doxxed and beaten to death

I have green eyes but I'm of average stature. And all I wanted was a gopnik israeli girlfriend for christmas.

she has the personality of a carton box

>going against your own instead of the s*udanim

I thought I'm the only one who hated Mini Ar*b LA around here.
ok
Why would you want to have a relationship with the opposite sex?
explain

she's not one of us she is the worst kind of person there is
her worthless family ran away from russia here and she has the balls to bitch about this country. she is the same type as immigrants in europe who bitch about european lifestyle, she should fucking hang

>worthless family
You couldn't be more wrong
>bitch about this country
Yeah it's better than Uzbekistan back in the 90s sure but it's still a shithole compared to proper first worlds.
Also, I wouldn't bitch about the lifestyle if there was an ACTUAL Euro lifestyle.

if your shit family wasn't worthless you wouldn't bitch about how expensive everything is. your lazy deadbeat ruskie parents don't want to work hard so they blame the country go fucking die in a car crash

but tel aviv is the american lifestyle you retard that city tries so hard to be american it's comical

>Everyone tries to rip you off and everything is 300%
>You shouldn't bitch about it
Jewery at it's finest
>My parents worthless or aren't ready to work hard
lel

Are you one of these thunim with relatives everywhere so you don't live on rent? Wouldn't surprise me one bit
Also stop being assblasted, it got stale

>living on rent
even ethiopians can buy apartments, maybe your dad should stop spending all his money on vodka

>Why would you want to have a relationship with the opposite sex?

Because women are nice. The human experience..yadda yadda yadda..

Do you dislike men?

What is tel aviv like? Is there anything good about Israel?

>Ethiopians whining "racism" about everything and get funded to hell by the government because they're a "weak minority"
>still spewing Russian memes

I'm done replying to you, Israshit

tel aviv is like normie central but there are very cool places and bars there. everyone is friendly here(except the russians) that's what I like most

>implying I would ever in a million years consider to live in this cesspool
army stuff

Haхyя eхaть в жидoвcкyю eбyчкy и жить тaм? Bы eбaнyтыe? Чтo вы тaм дeлaeтe?

Здecь нa мнoгo лyчшe чeм в p*ccии

Я бы нe cкaзaлa чтo здecь ceйчac нa мнoгo лyчшe чeм в poccии нo в 90cтых вo вcём CCCP был пoлный пиздeц.

Ceйчac в poccии тoжe пиздeц

He тaк кaк paньшe

Ha мнoгo хyжe чeм тyт и дaжe нa мнoгo хyжe чeм тaм былo 10 лeт нaзaд.

My sources say otherwise

>driving through bnei brak now
tfi suka blyat

Shalom israeli friend, how is going, what's your plans for today?

finishing all of my army shit, survive the night shift and head back home
what about you famalam

20 minutes ago i ended my job, now i have free time, but i plan to work on personal project tied with programming

>Started military shift now
>Do nothing but burn time on the internet until 23:00

BLYAT zaebis yzhe nikomy ne vazhno
ti yzh oxuyel cycka

you are in obligatory military service?

Sadly, yes

Legit questions:
1. How do I become not boring?
2. How do I make delusional """patriotic""" Israshits not assblasted about my existence?

Maybe become not boring and then people will stop hating you?

That doesn't answer my questions.

Get some hobbies outside of video games

I love music and books/general Medieval Fantasy

so try talking about your hobbies instead of answering
>yes
>dunno
>ok
>lel
>w0t

No one around here is deep enough into these things as I am

so go to other boards
or ask people here about stuff idk it's not that hard to talk about shit with anons

I'm terrible at initiating or holding a conversation though.

so get better where better to practice than on an anonymous board

read this

Also
Sup Forums is full of weebshit I don't like
And the music I listen too isn't heard anywhere but in Finland so Sup Forums isn't an option.

practice on the orbiters you have on kik

I don't have any

There is a south african who claimed you sent him nudes

Good for him

Go to /fit/ their self improvement generals are good

Stop answering half the questions with "Idc xd" or "it sucks"

Self Improvement as in what?
But when I answer that way that's my genuine opinion.

There are quite a lot of indonesian christians going to holy land, have you ever meet any of them, and i'd say it's increasing every year. Have you ever meet any of them?
Many indonesian christians here love israel. And i heard you guys found an enormous oil deposit off your coast, i wonder who'll be buying saudi's oil later.

Autists who work out but still don't know how to talk to people, how to be productive and stuff like that, you know, self improvement.

Doesn't change the fact that it's boring

>Indonesian Christians
Don't remember seeing any, they're probably just going to Jerusalem
>Oil deposit
Yeah I've heard it's there but it's only going to fill tycoon pockets

I'm fine with being productive, I just want people who are on the same wavelength as me.