Tfw The Shire gains its independence and you don't have to pay Aragorn's taxes

>tfw The Shire gains its independence and you don't have to pay Aragorn's taxes

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What was Sharkey's income tax rate?

He charged in old toby.

The shire was already independent. Humans don't even live their you fucking retard

Good luck defending the Shire without the king's rangers keeping roaming orcs at bay, you manlet hillbillies.

>tfw you emigrate to Valinor to evade Aragorn's taxes

i believe the shire was more of an autonomous region that owed fealty to Aragorn. Furthermore they needed a massive infusion of capital to rebuild after the Shire was scourged by Saruman (in the books at least).

All this made their financial situation precarious and in need of proper guidance from a certified financial planner.

>Not wanting to live in Mordoor with your own Orc harem and Uruk-Hai maid

>tfw Rohan increases its Sales Tax by 2% so you have to take more money out of your savings account

Why did Jackson leave out the Gouging of the Shire?

Shire taxes were crazy high, this is discussed in the Tolkien piece, Tax records retention and Middle Earth.

when is that going to get it's own film adaptation?

There were no female orcs, user.

there are, they look and sound just like the men though

>tfw Sup Forums has one creative funny thread with a new daring synthesis of a meme and then proceeds to completely run it into the ground by spamming it every other second for the next days

memes move fast these days buoy. don't break your glass balls.

tax season can be a difficult time

have you considered itemizing your deductions to maximize your refund?

How do you imagine sex with an Orc would be?

Meme tax went up by 22%

I was shocked when Shire seceded in the second movie

Tell that to this qt.

Thats some boypussy thinking
tell it to kanjiklub

Lmao where do orcs come from then?

They were elves, currupted by Melkor, and were able to breed naturally from that point on.

But user, they do it for free.

>I wish anons wouldn't meme the memes, but kept them secret, kept them safe

They don't have sex or genitals. They are dug up from the earth.

IRS Agent detected.

could she have breached the gate to Minas Tirith?

But what do they do for fun after war time?

They were dug up from the earth. They are essentially like the ents, the earth brought to life by evil.

like sex with a black woman/man

That's Urukhai you degenerate.

Orcs breed.

t. has never read lord of the rings or anything Tolkien related.

Why do people lie so blatantly and no expect to be called on it?

>tfw Sup Forums hasn't come up with a new meme since bane which was five years ago

It's all the same fucking shit with just minor variations every few months. I hate this board so much.

Orks don't have fun, all their existence is hate. If they are not fighting a big war, they are at war with each other in tribes.

>talking this much shit

Seriously, you're just making shit up user.

Read the books then come on back.

>Inflation is down
LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

i don't even know what regular sex is like

Kek

No scene with Arwen shitting herself to death :(

Why didn't the fellowship just take a taxi to mordor?

this meme is fucking 3 years old
tolkiensociety.org/2014/04/grrm-asks-what-was-aragorns-tax-policy/

Reminder the Shire's burning was an inside job so king Aragorn wouldn't tax them as much and give aid instead.

Made of stone and slime through the sorcery of Morgoth

LORD OF THE RINGS is trash. Read and watch real art you fucking /r/movie drones

>he post the meme
There is no meme tax here bro, you don't have to meme.

anticlimax

>stone and slime
>not corrupted elves
>tortured and mutilated

a meme is never late

it arrives precisely when it means to

>What about taxes?
>We've already paid them.
>We paid the income tax, yes. What about the sales tax?
>Don't think he knows about sales taxes Pip.
>What about property taxes? Gasoline tax? Stamp tax? Carbon tax? He knows about them, doesn't he?
>I wouldn't count on it.

Melkor never had the capacity to create independent life

kek

I'm pretty sure all the Valar were able to create life

Not sentient life. The dwarves for example were mindless puppets until Eru took pity on them.

How did Hobbits deal with violations of the NAP?

potato based cruise missiles

Yeah, RotK really should've ended with the IRS taking the fellowship for all they're worth.

What was the original thread? I vaguely remember seeing it but didn't know it was dank enough to be an epic new meme.

not the original but only worthwhile thread of this meme
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/79421036/

Because it was a weird section even in the book. It felt like someone asked Tolkien what happened to Saruman and Wormtongue so he wrote in a hasty conclusion

>Shirexit

Raimi saw the future I swear.

But ever since Aragorn's orc baby genocide, the lands are safer than ever

underrated

>VIDEOGAMES are solving the tax questions before movies do

youtube.com/watch?v=olD3G4T6fhc&t=181s

>tfw the shire pound falls in value and you lose more to inflation than you gain from reduced taxes