EU State of the Union (cringey and shameless rip off of the US)

Today the leader of the EU made a speech. He said the EU will create an army, clamp down on internet extremism, force every country to adopt the Euro and only allow EU-approved candidates to stand in elections. This is big. Europe is fucked.

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medgaz.com/medgaz/doc/infografia.pdf
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I need the proofs my british friend.... If true, this will be pure dinamite.

I didn't know the hammer and sickle was a religious symbol. Also I don't believe you.

>Europe is fucked.
It's really not, however your country may just be.

>it's another butthurt anglo thread

It's disgusting OP, I can't believe it

proofs

>force every country to adopt the Euro and only allow EU-approved candidates to stand in elections.
sounds too bullshit to be true.
i believe some validation is in order

I didn't know he promised an amry because that would be a major positive for Finland. Every loss of assets ever in our history was due to Russians. Negating this would be in our interests.

That didn't get reported in the news.

Another victory for Finns was beating the proposition by the British whore on the EU environment council. Lulucf will not halt the Finnihs paper and pulp industry, which is a good thing since we just opened a 1 billion euro turnover pulp mill.

>won't join NATO because muh neutrality
>supports Germans literally coming over and taking over their entire armed forces instead

europa.eu/rapid/press-release_SPEECH-17-3165_en.htm

ft.com/content/f1d5ec78-9851-11e7-a652-cde3f882dd7b

>it's literally fucking nothing.jpg

NATO didn't take us and Trump has sided with the Russians anyway.

Euro defense would be more optimal since you wouldn't have to fight outside Europe so basiclly never if the deterrent is sufficient.

>NATO didn't take us
When the FUCK did Finland apply for NATO membership?

You fucks are just autistic

it's okay
but i want a salary like in the netherlands or germonei

Okay, to your credit this is actually what you said it would be. But everybody knows Juncker is an extremist ideologue already.

Based Juncker.

I wonder why they left the army part out of the news in Finland as well as in FT. It's the best part.

No was given through back channels.

big if true

>NATO didn't take us
you have made zero attempt to join
>Trump has sided with the Russians
lol

kek me neither.
OP's right though I'm afraid.

>2030
>Karel gets conscripted to fight in a central african shithole because france needs more uranium
>gets paid for his service to the motherland in worthless euros

Grand.

>Uranium is bad
Yeah, let's burn more Russian fossils. What could go wrong?

I actually support EU military making sure strategically important goods like Uranium has a steady flow to EU.

>ywn bring civilization into the dark and untamed wilds while singing anthem in latin and esperanto

Strategically important to who? Germany and Austria don't have any nuclear power facilities.

fins are really russophobe, cant you let history go?

>Today, the Commission is proposing new rules on the financing of political parties and foundations. We should not be filling the coffers of anti-European extremists. We should be giving European parties the means to better organise themselves.
Go to bed nigel, you filfthy fucking liar. It's about euro gibs to parties not about being allowed to partake in elections.

How are you supposed to stay in the EU if it becomes a military alliance when your constitution doesn't allow you to be part of those?

for eastern europe russophobia is not about historical grievances or irredentism, it's perfectly justified by policies of modern (lol) russia

They import electricity from France and they are dangerously dependent on Russian gas atm.

Russophobe is an Russian propaganda term with no basis in reality. Russorealism if anything.

About History. Russians celebrate attacking Finland every may. It's their biggest Holiday. They still claim they had the right to attack Finland. Obviously they are the ones provoking Russorealism.

>and they are dangerously dependent on Russian gas atm
All of Europe is.
There's really only two European countries with fuel of their own, and neither are part of the EU
:crying laughing emoji:

Even some non EU Europeam countries don't have fuel of their own. I can think only one Euro country with their own fuel.

France is powered by NPPs though and keeping Uranium flowing is easier than with fossils.

Joining EU was already a violation of our constitution.

Then again we also have treaties saying the former allies must bash our heads in if we breach certain articles of our constitution (like the ones about neutrality).

So apparently noone gives a damn anymore. Sadly.

If Europe ever unites as proper new Rome, we should annex some countries with fuel.

>what is the north sea
Actually, you know what, don't Google this - there's no point. You're not going to be allowed to fish there anymore anyway :^)

I think that's dishonest. Trade would be in the interests of both parties. Just keep the trade routes open and Russian backed rebels out of the mentioned African countries. It's a win-win.

Yeah, well we have peat and wood which provide like 30 percent of electricity, at least. And of course roughly 2100 MWs of hydro (not sure how much energy is produced pa.). I thought we were talking about energy independence.

you know what else is dishonest? abet human-trafficking mafia, refuse to accept deportees and threaten with violence security forces tasked with keeping order and saving lives.

Natural Gas? Wasn't Spain making a connection to Algiers for gas so EU didn't have to depend on russian gas?

Here's the gaseoduct plans, they're in spanish, for obvious reasons.
medgaz.com/medgaz/doc/infografia.pdf

My boy Junker doing gods work.

We're all fugged lads...

What the fuck is this shit?? FUcking Turkish coat of arms? HAMMER AND A SICKLE?????????? fucking nigger brussels my great grandparents were murdered by USSR, do they want to send Swastika posters to gypsy and jewish families or wtf?????? if i see any of this bullshit i will light it on fire and piss on it after its done burning idc if i sit 30 years for it

As much as I would love this, Junker has no actual power. What he says is just wishful thinking

>even in a comic that is supposed to praise us, he has to declare us inhuman

Perfidous Albion.

only anglos are human desu
FEED ME ARYAN BLOOD

The speech comes today 22:00 tele so we will see our country has not mentioned anything else.

>state funding only parties you like
Not suspicious at all

Time to abolish the whole thing, I say

kek

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Time to leave this dictatorship of cucks and terrorists

Europe will rise again

>mfw politicians who lose elections in their own country get voted in by their fellow cronies to be part of the eu commission and have sway over millions of people

Did they mention some sort of initiative to tackle the nascent Italian banking crisis? Because holy shit, how did you guys allow it to get this bad

>Nigel reads the daily mail