Sounders V Whitecaps Thread #1

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First for cheeky 1-1 game resulting in Vancouver moving on

Can we just have both teams lose? I don't want either of these frauds in the playoffs.

How am I supposed to time my drinks properly if the kickoff is always delayed by who knows how ever minutes? Fuck sakes

anyone else just /bustapissrealquick/?!

where does Sup Forums go for streams?

looks like first row is fucked

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thanks homey

Hongcouver alert

>Canadian national anthem

>Toledo
Whelp someone is going to miss the first leg of the next round after seeing a straight red

any streams?

>CHINKouver

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average American singing the anthem

>the 400 pound 53% white individual rapping the american national anthem

Who's good on the Caps?

>It’s an American national anthem and then rely on a Clint Dempsey when the match kicks off episode
What could go wrong?

wait tf they havent kicked off yet

Better than your shit Chang.

Jordy Reyna

begone satanic thot, you have no power here!

Thanks. I'll keep an eye on him.

Reyna and Waston are the big players, Montero is good, as are Parker, Techera and Ghazal

Time to find out if robbo is a genius or a retard
I'm still pissed about Shea starting last week

Reyna (Literally turned our season around), Montero, Waston, De Jong (Sometimes), Techera(Free Kick God)

This is a leaf thread nigger fuck off

>This is a leaf thread
>american op
uhhhh k then

Do away goals count?

>De Jong

I remember him in the World Cup on Netherland's team.

that guy was unironically fucking sweet
like you wouldn't sing the anthem in ytour sweatpants
fag

>TOLEDO
SHITSHOW INCOMING

>you now remember vaughncouver

>leaf sounding more entitled than a nigger.

Yes, away goal rule is active.

If Vancouver scores 1 goal they advance on a tie

>Tfw my boss is at the clink cheering on the Caps
>tfw I’m stuck crushing beers at home and funposting on a Mongolian throat-singing board

Not the dutch one. The Canadian one.

>you now remember me bustin a piss real quick

why did it start so late?

>davies on the bench

You ready for the hat trick boys?

because it's like 730 on the west coast

This is the Canadian knock off. Played in the Dutch leagues for a while though. I'm pretty sure he's part Dutch.

who else /tfcforvancouver/ right now be honest

>both western conference ties at 0-0

>streamers on the field

what the fuck is this shit

>the sounders organization cheating to win

My boy gigga nigga Waston will score

>kippers is here
FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER

I'm rooting for the defending champions

Vancouver Seattle was Robbo Ball

Houston-Portland was just the shittiest pitch in America

Just like the Seahawks, it seems.

Me desu, I want VAN/TFC final because Fuck America

>trolling youtube chat
>cucknadians are not a meme but genuinely this deluded
holy fuck leafs fix your damn country

>hey leafs kill half your cousins and shit
that's basically what it would take so no

Imagine being so fragile that if someone makes fun of your swear word "cuck" that you end up melting the fuck down.

Americans on Sup Forums 2017. The fuck is wrong with the white man? I wish I was born a nigger.

>I wish I was born a nigger.
literally why tho

What's the deepest the Caps have ever been in the playoffs?

All the american trolls are actually russian trolls in disguise, don't you watch the news?

gibs probably

Conference Semi's, 2015 lost to Portland.

In MLS, this same round. 2 years ago Vs Portland. Went 0-0 in Portland and lost 2-0 at home.

The Vancouver away kits are actually quite stylish.

Are you really a grill? Why are you here?

this is as far as they get. they are a small market irrelevant team in mlels.

lel he didn't even touch him

tick tock

Kek, it always make me laugh when players plead with the refs and bow their heads and shit when they get a foul/yellow card.

If soccer is a sport for pussies, why are you mad at girls watching your sport?

Checkmate burger

PENULTY

all white always looks the best

There's nothing going on for me tonight so I'm watching this game. I was about to go out and do some cardio at the gym but it's wet/rainy so I'm using this as an excuse to not go.

Oops.

athletes complain to the ref in every sport retard.

It's the little symbols in a grid which are doing it for me.

All black kits are better

RAKE WAR WHEN?

They're actually their home kit. This is the away, which I love.

Honestly Canadian blacks are the best. You guys are missing out. They are straight from the islands and we didn't even oppress them. They're happy to be here and don't hate white people that much.

But you didn't answer, are you really a grill?

Yeah, but not like soccer. In hockey you see players yell and swear at the ref and slam their sticks and punch the boards inside the penalty box.

But in soccer you see them put their hands together to plead and beg and bow their heads down to apologize. You sometimes see them clasping the ref's hands in theirs to plead their case.

Quite funny.

>Honestly Canadian blacks are the best.
i just want to say as a canadian i disavow this guy pretty much entirely

its not even raining outside right now piglet.

Why? cause you a bitch? Never ever had a single problem with a black man in Canada.

a lot the players dont speak the same language as the referee. hand gestures are more universal.

black people smell and you are gay

I've seen a handful of black guys in my life and I've never seen a single one of them date a black girl. They're always with white women.

They smell like coconut. Better than curry niggers who don't shower and are mouthy about it.

just because the black guy you had sex with used coconut oil doesn't mean the rest don't smell like farts and afrosheen

Somewhere out there, there is an /r9k/ clone full of black women

all you ever do is look at picture of mixed race couples.

yeah i think they call it instagram

I forgot the word lonely sorry

why does the whitecaps color guy always have to put on a faggy spic accent to say 'montero'

Vancouver is full of mixed race couples.

Ask your mom to smell you, guaranteed you smell like a fucking fat neet

at least i'm not a nigger though

Isn't Vancouver close to Seattle? Barely anyone traveled.

There is literally nothing wrong with being black

that's not what my phrenologist said
double nigger

The section is full, they won't let any other away supporters in because Americans will throw piss and bottles at them.

The ones from Africa reeks. I remember in school during a hot summer and I had to sit next to a Nigerian, he reeked. African blacks always seem so friendly too. They smile a lot and always try to engage you in conversation. And they can't keep their hands off you either.

Although he might be trying to fuck me, who knows.

its the middle of the week and kind of a late start. its like a 2.5hour+ drive depending on where you live.

>because Americans will throw piss and bottles at them
keknadia btfo desu