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11/02 - PFL: Washington DC
11/02 - VFC Fight Night Rapid City
11/03 - ONE FC 63: Hero's Dream
11/03 - Bellator 186: Bader vs. Vassell
11/03 - LFA 26: Odoms vs Hughes
11/04 - UFC 217: Bisping vs. St-Pierre
11/10 - Bellator 187: McKee vs. Moore
11/10 - Bamma 32: Lahore vs. Kiely
11/10 - ONE FC 64: Legends of the World
11/10 - LFA 27: Watley vs. Wilson
11/11 - UFC Fight Night 120: Poirier vs. Pettis
11/15 - Alaska FC 135: Bryant vs. Matavao
11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2
11/17 - Titan FC 46: Torres vs. DeJesus
11/18 - UFC Fight Night 121: Werdum vs. Tybura

News:
>Cody Garbrandt: T.J. Dillashaw ‘showed’ Team Alpha Male how to use performance-enhancing drugs
mmafighting.com/2017/11/2/16600258/cody-garbrandt-t-j-dillashaw-showed-team-alpha-male-how-to-use-performance-enhancing-drugs

>Bellator 186 Weigh-ins
youtube.com/watch?v=FR1kAkxTi-w

>Georges St-Pierre vows to retire Michael Bisping at UFC 217
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/georges-st-pierre-michael-bisping-retire-ufc-217

>Conor McGregor declares he won't return to UFC unless he's co-promoter
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/conor-mcgregor-wont-return-ufc-octagon-unless-co-promoter

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>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Free money trifecta right here

Important stats here courtesy of me

>betting on bisping at favourite odds

LMAO

I interned with detectives back in college. Planning on doing that or SWAT. Assuming I fail with my MMA career

>implying I didnt get him weeks ago at +140

lol get rekt bud

STRONG
CRAFTY
HANDSOME
AWESOME
UNSTOPPABLE
BRAVE

only 1 thread? you call this a war?

>Bisping
Boy, u dun goofed hard

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Thanks, I needed the betting advice.

>silly dilly
You fucked up m8

Are you gonna crack the case of the spammer ? Many brave heem policemen tried and failed

I think that'll get you pussy for sure

Np my dude. I did ok last week

Yeah well I got GSP at -120 which is fucking hilarious and it will be u that gets rekt bud

I bet on Maia as the underdog even though I picked Colby for the picks and wanted Colby to win. It was an objectively good bet.

Bader vs. Vassell
Macfarlane vs. Ducote
Freeman vs. Awad
Davis vs. Leite
Ruth vs. Dempsey

>paying favorite odds on an undersized bum that was never good and hasnt fought in 3 years

Bookies love him!

How did that fight end again?

Of course buddeh

Blagoi wins PFL DC

Early stoppage with Schaub telling the ref he was fine.

You've never even seen GSP fight

>that was never good
lmao

So bispingposter is going to be a cop. Interesting

It's like a big fucking mystery to guess who's behind the spam.

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Cause he doesnt fight. He point jabs and wrestles. That's not fighting.

Amazes me no one realizes that is the spammer

He's based as fuck though

>people think MM is going to lose to Cody or TJ

kek

>TJ is at a new camp training with Mark Munoz in SoCal
Wow what a fucking snake

>t. 189er mandrama sperg

I thought it was a good bet too. It was so nice watching Niko Price lose for the first time right after I bet on him, too.

I am 100%not the spammer my guy. I am pretty based tho

BASED SPAMMER

Forgot, pic related is me btw

Cuckmier will never be the true champion. How does this make his Reddit-tier fans feel?

I have tickets to Bellator 186 but can't go. What do?

>tfw she wants to talk on the phone
>tfw I've only known her for 3 days

I don't know what to do. I made a mistake trying to get a girlfriend

Bader
Macfarlane
Awad
Davis
Ruth

>bisping puts away chairs
>gsp disposes of a can this weekend
Pottery

WHO IS THE SPAMMER

just talk to her on the phone and stop being a literal faggot

First off kys

>THE MASTER BADER
>Seth MacFarlane
>SAD
>Not So Wonderful
>Roofless Ruth

Just pick heem posts at random and read them aloud to her. Then invite her over for the fights tomorrow night, tell her it’s a PPv but Bellator is really free so you’ll seem like a big spender.

DUDE IS IT CORAL

DUDE I THINK ITS DOCKIE

I’m pretty convinced it’s dockie at this point. He’s still our bro tho

I don't want to further go on with this. I am not nervous about talking to her

IT'S DOCKIE

I know how you feel

why man, is she fat?

lol it's clearly dockie

this is what happens when you join the spammer thread, goofs

Never join a Bisping/Schaub thread, idiots.

>79435315
gimme her number

The spammer is Ariel Helwani

I think he face is kinda chubby as fuck like Dee when she was with Conor. I haven't seen her in person though. She is also texting me every fucking day. I'm trying to be boring as fuck but she wants to talk

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If this was instantly posted after OP it is Coral Sperg (the fucking spammer) on a proxy

Learn to /heem/, folks!

no im not

turby plz

Cody Garbrandt

Yeah. But he’s still our boy.

what else did he do?

they hate us cuz they ain't us

joe schilling is going crazy because a white dude commented nigger

Lookin' fresh

214'er detected. This was three months ago, nobody gives a fuck anymore.

Anyone here watch MMA?

Well (You) evidently care enough to reply. Maybe you shouldn't be here if you get triggered so easily.
Also you're implying people started watching MMA for 214? That meme only really works for Conor cards.
In case it wasn't already clear, you should neck yourself.

This is hardly worth fightin' for
But it's the little petty shit that I can't ignore
When my fist hits your face
And your face hits the floor

Punished Brunson will be champ

Does WMMA count?

dont forget to hit those report buttons

So we all agree Bisping is the number one ho that has to be slapped right?

lol this never gets old

Ya

Then yes

Then no.

you like Dizzee?

am i doing it rihgt?

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Have sex with her but do it badly then she will dump you on her own. You dont have much to lose if tou dont take her on a real date.

alri

Why does someone as experienced and technical as Sage do well in LW but lose at WW?

anybody watch PFL or VFC tonight?

the difference between 155 and 170 is massive?

PFL is over kyle, palmer, blagoi won

watching tachi palace, don't have a VFC link

watch usman's beefier bro beat some fat dude
youtube.com/watch?v=I8UfOsDy--w

Get a job

>LW to WW is massive
>not MW to LHW

Sure

>apples are purple
>ken shamrock is not a waffle

Sure

Those aren't mutually exclusive dumbass

Sage is also trash at fighting and lost to guys who weren't trash

"You can do all the conditioning you want with your new coach but you can't condition that fucking chin of yours"-Cody Garbrandt

what was the blagoi fight like?

It's funny because you can condition your chin. All you have to do is train your neck.

Or someone who doesn't have a job
Get a job

shit, caio is a pussy

Yes you fucking retard