11/02 - PFL: Washington DC 11/02 - VFC Fight Night Rapid City 11/03 - ONE FC 63: Hero's Dream 11/03 - Bellator 186: Bader vs. Vassell 11/03 - LFA 26: Odoms vs Hughes 11/04 - UFC 217: Bisping vs. St-Pierre 11/10 - Bellator 187: McKee vs. Moore 11/10 - Bamma 32: Lahore vs. Kiely 11/10 - ONE FC 64: Legends of the World 11/10 - LFA 27: Watley vs. Wilson 11/11 - UFC Fight Night 120: Poirier vs. Pettis 11/15 - Alaska FC 135: Bryant vs. Matavao 11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2 11/17 - Titan FC 46: Torres vs. DeJesus 11/18 - UFC Fight Night 121: Werdum vs. Tybura
>UFC Middleweight Champion >3rd longest reign in MW History >3rd highest paid fighter on the roster >Mansion in California >Loyal wife >Beautiful children >Most wins in the UFC >Most significant strikes landed in the UFC >Acting career and has been on Conan >Great Podcast >Main Eventing the MSG card >Millionaire >Saves lives >Chokes out punks >Punishes steroid abusers
Truly the GOAT of our generation
Benjamin Nguyen
Free money trifecta right here
Christian Turner
Important stats here courtesy of me
Ian Brown
>betting on bisping at favourite odds
LMAO
Eli Rogers
I interned with detectives back in college. Planning on doing that or SWAT. Assuming I fail with my MMA career
Samuel Fisher
>implying I didnt get him weeks ago at +140
lol get rekt bud
Angel Smith
STRONG CRAFTY HANDSOME AWESOME UNSTOPPABLE BRAVE
Joshua Long
only 1 thread? you call this a war?
Jose Stewart
>Bisping Boy, u dun goofed hard
Tyler Lewis
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Jason Thomas
Thanks, I needed the betting advice.
Aiden Morris
>silly dilly You fucked up m8
Luis Bailey
Are you gonna crack the case of the spammer ? Many brave heem policemen tried and failed
Matthew Gonzalez
I think that'll get you pussy for sure
Parker Rogers
Np my dude. I did ok last week
Julian Hall
Yeah well I got GSP at -120 which is fucking hilarious and it will be u that gets rekt bud
Jaxson Lewis
I bet on Maia as the underdog even though I picked Colby for the picks and wanted Colby to win. It was an objectively good bet.
Aiden Young
Bader vs. Vassell Macfarlane vs. Ducote Freeman vs. Awad Davis vs. Leite Ruth vs. Dempsey
Zachary Clark
>paying favorite odds on an undersized bum that was never good and hasnt fought in 3 years
Bookies love him!
Joseph Jones
How did that fight end again?
Kayden Clark
Of course buddeh
Joseph Foster
Blagoi wins PFL DC
Landon Butler
Early stoppage with Schaub telling the ref he was fine.
Colton Long
You've never even seen GSP fight
Ayden Nelson
>that was never good lmao
Carter Collins
So bispingposter is going to be a cop. Interesting
Julian Cox
It's like a big fucking mystery to guess who's behind the spam.
Cooper Bell
...
Samuel Thomas
Cause he doesnt fight. He point jabs and wrestles. That's not fighting.
Asher Baker
Amazes me no one realizes that is the spammer
He's based as fuck though
Luis Brooks
>people think MM is going to lose to Cody or TJ
kek
Mason Fisher
>TJ is at a new camp training with Mark Munoz in SoCal Wow what a fucking snake
Brody Harris
>t. 189er mandrama sperg
Benjamin Brooks
I thought it was a good bet too. It was so nice watching Niko Price lose for the first time right after I bet on him, too.
Austin Mitchell
I am 100%not the spammer my guy. I am pretty based tho
Lincoln Watson
BASED SPAMMER
Sebastian King
Forgot, pic related is me btw
Matthew Powell
Cuckmier will never be the true champion. How does this make his Reddit-tier fans feel?
Evan Cook
I have tickets to Bellator 186 but can't go. What do?
Luis Powell
>tfw she wants to talk on the phone >tfw I've only known her for 3 days
I don't know what to do. I made a mistake trying to get a girlfriend
Jonathan Watson
Bader Macfarlane Awad Davis Ruth
Tyler Garcia
>bisping puts away chairs >gsp disposes of a can this weekend Pottery
Lucas Baker
WHO IS THE SPAMMER
David Morgan
just talk to her on the phone and stop being a literal faggot
Just pick heem posts at random and read them aloud to her. Then invite her over for the fights tomorrow night, tell her it’s a PPv but Bellator is really free so you’ll seem like a big spender.
Dylan Long
DUDE IS IT CORAL
DUDE I THINK ITS DOCKIE
Julian Gomez
I’m pretty convinced it’s dockie at this point. He’s still our bro tho
Angel Garcia
I don't want to further go on with this. I am not nervous about talking to her
Ian King
IT'S DOCKIE
Colton Lee
I know how you feel
Tyler Cox
why man, is she fat?
William Moore
lol it's clearly dockie
Thomas Moore
this is what happens when you join the spammer thread, goofs
Never join a Bisping/Schaub thread, idiots.
Benjamin Price
>79435315 gimme her number
Juan Jackson
The spammer is Ariel Helwani
Matthew Taylor
I think he face is kinda chubby as fuck like Dee when she was with Conor. I haven't seen her in person though. She is also texting me every fucking day. I'm trying to be boring as fuck but she wants to talk
Camden Lee
...
Jayden Adams
If this was instantly posted after OP it is Coral Sperg (the fucking spammer) on a proxy
Learn to /heem/, folks!
Christian Richardson
no im not
Brandon Harris
turby plz
Ayden Sullivan
Cody Garbrandt
Samuel Anderson
Yeah. But he’s still our boy.
Sebastian Rodriguez
what else did he do?
Connor Collins
they hate us cuz they ain't us
James Collins
joe schilling is going crazy because a white dude commented nigger
Evan Robinson
Lookin' fresh
Cooper Robinson
214'er detected. This was three months ago, nobody gives a fuck anymore.
Brayden Lewis
Anyone here watch MMA?
Daniel Robinson
Well (You) evidently care enough to reply. Maybe you shouldn't be here if you get triggered so easily. Also you're implying people started watching MMA for 214? That meme only really works for Conor cards. In case it wasn't already clear, you should neck yourself.
Gabriel Diaz
This is hardly worth fightin' for But it's the little petty shit that I can't ignore When my fist hits your face And your face hits the floor
Brandon Ortiz
Punished Brunson will be champ
Grayson Thomas
Does WMMA count?
Gabriel Gray
dont forget to hit those report buttons
Evan Cooper
So we all agree Bisping is the number one ho that has to be slapped right?
Ethan Sullivan
lol this never gets old
Blake Young
Ya
Christian Morris
Then yes
Leo Baker
Then no.
Adrian Miller
you like Dizzee?
William Flores
am i doing it rihgt?
Nolan Diaz
...
Landon Barnes
Have sex with her but do it badly then she will dump you on her own. You dont have much to lose if tou dont take her on a real date.
Logan Smith
alri
Connor Lee
Why does someone as experienced and technical as Sage do well in LW but lose at WW?