Taking the runt for a walk edition
/brit/
Jose King
Jose Mitchell
/cum/
Samuel Gutierrez
> UK will 'soon regret' leaving EU
Brody Sullivan
anime
Jose Torres
Fuck off weebs.
Jason Watson
*enters thread*
Ian Green
Plymouth is actually an alright place
Dylan Hall
*annexes Britain*
Zachary Clark
why is he bullying that american
Charles Rodriguez
always get a bit of schanefraud when the retards who know nothing about investing or economics start crying whenever cryptos fall
Andrew Allen
Thread theme song.
Aiden Clark
Convert to Islam!
Juan Parker
>schanefraud
Carter Adams
t. crying crypto
Jose Jenkins
phenomenal entrance
David Gonzalez
the pink wojacks are good fun
Carter Allen
*beams into thread*
wagwan
Austin Mitchell
SHUT UUUUUP
Brayden Evans
been ignoring my mum's calls and texts for a few days now
just can not be arsed talking to her
Sebastian Jones
...
Leo Turner
son just sent me this
Sebastian Richardson
Whens the next Lefty/pol/ raid? can't get onto the discord
Tyler Myers
got a big willy
not a showroom piece but respectable nonetheless
Robert Gutierrez
...
Oliver Long
tommorow at 5
Jeremiah Morgan
...
Jayden Lopez
ah yes the age of bussy
Kayden Morris
...
Connor Smith
The far left debates the far right
Jeremiah Reyes
...
Asher Baker
...
Juan Wilson
What is it about the US that makes people who grow up there totally lose their sense of humour?
Jordan Cooper
>her
Benjamin Price
beam me up scotty
Henry Nguyen
...
Matthew Taylor
but I've gotten off to this since I was 11 and now I'm 20, I've used kitchen utensils like meat tenderisers, spatulas, tied a bucket of water to my balls and swung it and pulled on it
I've punched them, attached washing clips to them, burnt the hair off them with a lighter, poured liquid wax on my cock and shaved balls (this is actually quite pleasant though doesn't hurt that much) all while either watching a cbt instruction video done by a cute girl or watching any ballbusting video I could find, just seeing a girls kick or punch connect with a pair of balls while shes expressionless or laughing just gets me hard
Ian King
>2017
>sticking to the gender binary
Carter Baker
You could say this guy...
Didn't have the balls.
Andrew Watson
>sargon
>far right
Anthony Phillips
This is your chance to be on the RIGHT side of history lads
Liam Thompson
3 hours and 20 minutes
Luis Lee
voting is anonymous
Brody Phillips
Still in bed :\
Cameron Smith
Ban sodomy desu. can only enjoy bumminhg if i know it's illegal
James Russell
me on the right
Jacob Sanchez
Actually, question: Aren't there like, genetic mutations that make you ahve different sexual cromosomes, like XXY and single X and such?
Wouldn't that mean there are more than just two sexes? Male, female, and failure at evolution?
Thomas Allen
need a bad gyal to jump pon mi cocky
Lincoln Garcia
wipeys dont go down the loo, only poo
Aiden Gray
if you think britain is a white county you're racist
Joshua Scott
In medical terms not really you treat someone has being mostly male or mostly female or whatever, if there was a Z chromosone then you would have a stronger argument.
Easton Davis
...
Daniel Robinson
would to pussyheem her
Henry Green
Nice lisp
Alexander Young
wtf
the yanks have cucked my streets
Ayden Kelly
Imagine donating to Sargon on patreon
cannot even FATHOM how calcified your pineal must be to even CONSIDER such a thing
Christian Morris
just fed my dog a grape (innuendo)
Dominic Scott
I only give my money to hot girls for attention
Dominic Flores
...
Benjamin Jenkins
>having to move back in with the 'rents despite interning at a big international firm
ah yes, the "london" experience absolutely love it
Levi Cruz
im pretty sure iv seen this boy before...on a russian website, i dont need to say it....
Eli Young
guess race
Landon Barnes
I done this
Noah Thomas
...
Logan Smith
'n' 'o' 'n' 'c' 'e'
Kayden Nelson
internships aren't exclusive to london sorry runt
Matthew Bennett
You're one of the runts who gives to ASMR whores aren't you? Even more calcified than sargon donors
Josiah Lopez
fuck off
Ryan Ramirez
bums tho
Jacob Gray
Interning pays like shit (or not at all) everywhere, user.
Luke Phillips
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg
Surely mixed
Charles Thomas
I give rosy £400 a month
Chase Rodriguez
it's not a bubb-
Robert Sanders
t. salty nocoiner
Benjamin Bell
>be male
>spend hours producing and researching interesting videos for years
>100k MAX subscribers
>be female
>get shitty mic, whisper in to it and call it "ASMR"
>5 million subs, $25,000 monthly on patreon
NEED to be reincarnated as an attractive white female
Robert Nguyen
Educate yourselves on based Mad Mitch lads
socialmatter.net
Joseph Baker
bummms
Alexander Russell
horrific abuse of the english language
Leo Miller
sasha grey was something else
Tyler Phillips
lol @ ugly males who do asmr think they'll make t big
Tyler Hall
am i weird for not being attracted to body parts by themselves?
needs to see the woman's face in the picture before i get aroused by anything
Landon Price
wahey
been a long time kev
hows swansea?
ER, MassageASMR and Tony Bomboni aren't attractive
Phoenician Sailor is and he makes like 0 money
Jacob Bennett
you an 8ch /asmr/ man by chance?
Liam James
>am i weird
yes
Daniel Miller
bums ay boys
Oliver Sanchez
>gif
fuck off
Benjamin Gutierrez
>so stacey, what do you do for a living?
Easton Ortiz
>gif
fuck off
Charles Anderson
no fucking mexislut
Chase Baker
kill yourself
but i agree
Juan Cox
...
Ethan Morgan
I see. I don't know if those cases exist.
Probably so with the natural randomness of genetics and mutations, but probably not viable individuals.
John Phillips
that doesn't look normal
Levi Flores
business idea: search youtube for asmr videos with less than 10 views and say their video is shit
Juan Diaz
listening to some Bruce Springsteen
Isaiah Fisher
business idea: a magical light from beyond the stars turns every woman on the world into a busty dragon
thoughts?
William Barnes
bums r grate
Liam Sanchez
business idea: search /brit/ for posts with fewer than 10 (You)s and say their post is shit
Ian Bailey
shit post mate
Luis Ross
shite post
Michael James
just applied for a job at greggs head office