Fuck you bitch

>Fuck you bitch

jerk store....

>good cuz I have a date with your mother, you ugly bitch

"Well, it's good to see you have higher goals than reading the weather at least"

>back off???

How does this make you feel Sup Forums?

>Y-y-you too

>Sup Forums
helow rebsit!

>I am sorry but as far as I know they don't fuck literally who's

>Cash me outside

truly ahead of his time

>Could you let me watch, at least?

>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My girlfriend likes me. My fans like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

basically having that stroke was the best thing that ever happened to his career, otherwise he would look like the middle guy

>fat kike gets roasted by a european

history repeating

/thread

he had a stroke?

but Sup Forums isn't on Reddit as you very well know

;__;

>implying i want to have sex with some random whore who i dont even know

>I don't fantasize about you at all.

those aren't pillows!!!

This wouldve been good actually

uhhhh, yeah I do user

might be the most acceptable one i've seen

>I happen to prefer men, you filthy skank - better men than YOU'LL ever get.

>I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

enjoy your nigger aids then

is the correct answer

>Well weather lady, the funny thing about DiCaprio and Brad Pitt is that they're located on my cock.

p good

I prefer "shutup slut" in general though, saying fuck you seems like you're offended, whereas shutup makes out like you're their superior giving orders to a dumb slut

This

>autism

Shoulda degenerated into Rodney Dangerfield's stand up. He also doesnt' get respect.

but mid looks so happy

nice pua tactic bro

>being this much of a used up slut

worthless whores gon worthless

>autism

Guffawed, thanks OP.

>So how much money do I tell them to bring?

Why did it take Sup Forums so long to come up with this?

can't rush perfection bro

why would you you just met me

...

Jonah: No more threesomes.
Host: What?
Jonah: I said, no more threesomes. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been in France a long time. They didn't go over there and tell you. I don't arrange threesomes anymore.
Host: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Jonah: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Host: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a show, I just came home and I haven't seen you ever and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Jonah: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Host: Okay, santé.
Host: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' friends.
Jonah: Mother fuckin' frog! You, you fucking piece of shit!
Host: [taunting] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!

This might be the best response so far

*eyes starts tearing up*
F-Fuck you b-bitch!

Bad response. That implies she cares about him fantasizing about her and if he just got to know her better he would see she's worthwhile. It puts her in the submissive position seeking his approval.

Fucking double win this thread

>That implies she cares about him fantasizing about her
no?

*smacks lips*

>And you're already fantasizing about me before we met? I'm flattered, but not interested.

ITS SO EASY TO LAUGH
ITS SO EASY TO HATE
IT TAKES STRENGTH TO BE GENTLE AND KIND

go home reddit

>I know you are but what am I?

we've been through this

the response is "how much money do i tell them to bring?"

well brad pitt's not even here anyway

>oy vey, its like annuda shoah

>copying other's answers
>doesn't understand these threads are for fun
You're literally the redditest redditor. Please suicide yourself

>And he never will be, sweetheart.

>alphas speak in questions
false

alphas speak directly. betas ask questions. the beta wants to know what you think, your response. the alpha doesnt care.

fpbp

that would sound so unbitter uttered by jonah hill

>How dare you, a woman, forget your place to not only address me directly with such haram speak, but to also do so without properly covering your face and head. Were it not for the laws of this land I would stone you myself here and now, using some day old meat balls from Subway.

Wow, man. I can't believe he really went there.

>let us continue to be autistic

>why do you guys have fun
>fucking autists
Do lefties have a new infiltration group a la ctr here? What the fuck

Did he get Bin Al-flicki to ghostwrite this?

...

>Well... I think you're beautiful tbqh. Therefore I allow you to mock me. Enjoy!

The eye of soros knows no bounds

Soon there will be government mandated equal female:male posting

there is literally nothing he could say

>if you don't like the same nonsensical threads over and over again with little to none creativity you're a leftie!

autism supreme

that's pretty alpha, really

based Jonalal Hilal

>missing the point
What's newer than new? Are you from 9gag?

I don't know what that is, but you sound like an expert on it. Could it be where you are from?

Nice autism lad

>are you sure, I'm a big guy

>uhhh, I don't get to bring friends.

>this makes me want to cancel all my french interviews

> I can be you're angle ... or you're devil

Should have reported her to the Bogs. They run France with an iron, but fair, fist.

>Sticks and stones may break my bones but we jews literally own your entire continent

Another upstanding citizen of Unitinu

yo, coffee ?

The patrician comeback is undoubtedly some rendition of:

>I got my job based on merit and talent, rather than just my looks, unlike you

>lmao shut up you fat lying kike

>just my looks
>just

Has jonah been preparing for a follow up interview over the past few months? is that explanation for these threads?

>Jonah Goldberg
>based on merit and talent
>merit and talent
>merit
>and talent
>I got my job based on merit and talent

>>Jonah Goldberg
Feldstein

Nice.

>implying his appearance isn't important to his career

Good looks and comedy don't mix

We can end this meme now.

>Fuck you bitch
I'd respect him 100% if he had said that.

>hahaha ofcourse your sexual life with attractive people is just a fantasy where as mine is reality

>are you implying you sleep with lots of good looking men?

All he had to say

>Great, how much you charge? I am too stingy for you, I am saving up.

>I said attractive people not attractive men, I thought presenters were good listeners? I guess not.

he should have started to laugh really loud and at the end say something like "haha very funny Carmen"
even though her name isn't Carmen, just out of disrespect