Don't worry ugly bros, as long as you're funny, you to can land your own Rosario Dawson
Don't worry ugly bros, as long as you're funny, you to can land your own Rosario Dawson
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no thanks, i'm not in to shitskins
t. low test faggot
Why would a woman want to date Eric Andre? Besides the fact that he's ugly, he's also an absolute clown that nobody takes seriously
he is tall
BBC
He has his own show and monetizes his clown antics, it's not rocket science
Just rakin' them in I bet
I want to have my own niggerwife for sex and then I have some submissive white bitch for impregnation and she pleasures both me and my niggerwife and rears the kids
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>fat cock celebrity with his own show and supreme confidence with zero fear about anything lands old hag
Another worthy story in the daily news cycle
> implying I want that blown out roastie
Not the best looking guy ever, not exactly what I'd call "ugly" either
that is one nice pussy
IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR WALKING?
how do i be funny?
holy fucking shit muh dick
>she will never peg you
>wanting to land old washed up past her prime nothing roasties
why would I buy a new car when I can get one with 250,000 miles for the same price?! I'm not stupid...
Is there anything hotter than a black bitch
she was perfect (13 years ago)
imagine being half black and half jewish
haha
Dawson always gets a pass user. At least on here anyways
>when you can't think straight because you stink and your nose can't stop smelling yourself
He most def doesn't have a BBC
hmm i dont remember seeing her pusy in this
omg what will happen when she finds out he's not funny
what?
hahahaha
>she's dating fucking eric andre
What the fuck? Dude has no redeeming qualities. Does she have low standards
please stop laughing
this TRIGGERS ME
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Eric Andre is quirky eccentric ugly, not ugly ugly.
NEW /lbg/ THREAD
>Does she have low standards
Considering she dated Danny Boyle previously, I would say yes
Who fucking cares she looks like south American trash herself.
wow go on then what
i'm bald fat and hairy and i could always get AT LEAST an 8/10 girl because of my sense of humor and natural wit.
It's hard to get close to them though, that's why i always end up with friends of friends or someone from work.
Point is, women are easy.
lmao
She isn't white so why care?
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>Dude has no redeeming qualities.
I'm sorry try again sweetie :)
youtube.com
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I'm imagining being a cute :3
Literal fridge.
I'd like to store my meat inside that fridge if you get what i saying
>beaner fucking a nigger
Why should I care again?
I'm half black and half jewish
AMA
he has a small penis though, he's posted it on instagram multiple times
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>Tfw pretty ugly but the only three women I've dated have been former homecoming queens because I'm confident and funny
hue hue hue
she's getting ready to start looking old as shit but that bitch is still in her prime. she's been prime for like 23 years desu senpai
she's blacker than him
If you're funny you can land ANYONE.
good size , bet u wont post yours
>former
>queens
>homecoming
>this delusion
holy shit their mystery meat kids would be hideous
Macy Gray
The irony is that genuinely humorous posters on Sup Forums are even more rare than attractive ones.
You're a genuinely terrible person, OP.
>6'3" guy gets the girl
wow, im SHOCKED
tall comedians get laid (russel brand, eric andre, dane cook)
short ones are jokes (jonas hill, micheal cera, seth green)
Big Dyke Hoe?
>tall
>famous
>actor
rly makes u think
>women
>little mixed boi
>bbc
loving every laugh
André lewwwwd
he has a pretty big cock
I hope he impregnates her. I hope they end up a happy family
>woman: i love humor
>proceeds to laugh like a retard with Chad's lame jokes