Don't worry ugly bros, as long as you're funny, you to can land your own Rosario Dawson

Don't worry ugly bros, as long as you're funny, you to can land your own Rosario Dawson

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no thanks, i'm not in to shitskins

t. low test faggot

Why would a woman want to date Eric Andre? Besides the fact that he's ugly, he's also an absolute clown that nobody takes seriously

he is tall

BBC

He has his own show and monetizes his clown antics, it's not rocket science

Just rakin' them in I bet

I want to have my own niggerwife for sex and then I have some submissive white bitch for impregnation and she pleasures both me and my niggerwife and rears the kids

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>fat cock celebrity with his own show and supreme confidence with zero fear about anything lands old hag

Another worthy story in the daily news cycle

> implying I want that blown out roastie

Not the best looking guy ever, not exactly what I'd call "ugly" either

that is one nice pussy

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR WALKING?

how do i be funny?

holy fucking shit muh dick

>she will never peg you

>wanting to land old washed up past her prime nothing roasties

why would I buy a new car when I can get one with 250,000 miles for the same price?! I'm not stupid...

Is there anything hotter than a black bitch

she was perfect (13 years ago)

imagine being half black and half jewish

haha

Dawson always gets a pass user. At least on here anyways

>when you can't think straight because you stink and your nose can't stop smelling yourself

He most def doesn't have a BBC

hmm i dont remember seeing her pusy in this

omg what will happen when she finds out he's not funny

what?

hahahaha

>she's dating fucking eric andre

What the fuck? Dude has no redeeming qualities. Does she have low standards

please stop laughing

this TRIGGERS ME

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Eric Andre is quirky eccentric ugly, not ugly ugly.

NEW /lbg/ THREAD

>Does she have low standards

Considering she dated Danny Boyle previously, I would say yes

Who fucking cares she looks like south American trash herself.

wow go on then what

i'm bald fat and hairy and i could always get AT LEAST an 8/10 girl because of my sense of humor and natural wit.
It's hard to get close to them though, that's why i always end up with friends of friends or someone from work.

Point is, women are easy.

lmao

She isn't white so why care?

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>Dude has no redeeming qualities.
I'm sorry try again sweetie :)
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I'm imagining being a cute :3

Literal fridge.

I'd like to store my meat inside that fridge if you get what i saying

>beaner fucking a nigger
Why should I care again?

I'm half black and half jewish

AMA

he has a small penis though, he's posted it on instagram multiple times

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>Tfw pretty ugly but the only three women I've dated have been former homecoming queens because I'm confident and funny

hue hue hue

she's getting ready to start looking old as shit but that bitch is still in her prime. she's been prime for like 23 years desu senpai

she's blacker than him

If you're funny you can land ANYONE.

good size , bet u wont post yours

>former
>queens
>homecoming

>this delusion

holy shit their mystery meat kids would be hideous

Macy Gray

The irony is that genuinely humorous posters on Sup Forums are even more rare than attractive ones.

You're a genuinely terrible person, OP.

>6'3" guy gets the girl

wow, im SHOCKED

tall comedians get laid (russel brand, eric andre, dane cook)

short ones are jokes (jonas hill, micheal cera, seth green)

Big Dyke Hoe?

>tall
>famous
>actor

rly makes u think

>women

>little mixed boi
>bbc

loving every laugh

André lewwwwd

he has a pretty big cock

I hope he impregnates her. I hope they end up a happy family

>woman: i love humor
>proceeds to laugh like a retard with Chad's lame jokes