I just want a girlfriend. It feels so good to touch them, smell them, and to be touched by them

I just want a girlfriend. It feels so good to touch them, smell them, and to be touched by them.

I agree, i just want to cuddle and feel girl i love, not even to fuck her. And im only 21, not sure if im faggot or what

>It feels so good to touch them, smell them, and to be touched by them
so... basically just like a books

>To be touched by them
>Books
OK

B-O-O-K-S

Your cunt is full of white, blonde qts. You just have to go out and talk to them until you get good enough at it.
Improve your social skills.

Honestly wish someone would murder me.

this

Daily reminder that wh*te women (especially sweden wh*tes) are for muslim cock and muslim cock only.

Who hear
>likes boobies.jpg

me

Same lads, I'm so deprived of intimacy. Just someone warm and decent to cuddle and fall asleep with on occasion would greatly improve my mental health.

She looks like my classmate. Only difference is that mine is a redhead.

How do I get a gf like this?

travel to scanid countries or slavic ones would be your step 1.

Then kys , even to die you are faggot.
But a ticket to Congo izi suicide maybe even be sodomize by a fuill aids bull.
Having a proper woman that knows you and accepts you is thr second best thing in the world only second to expand your nation

this, i don't think a gf would help me in any way shape or form because I just feel like I was born to be alone

No humam as born to be alone stop tryng to justify your wekness your are genuine faggot, you worship weakness and do huge mental ginastics to be said faggot.
Man up its worth it

haha what the fuck where did you come from, go back to facebook retard

? i've been in relationships before and I could never bring myself to care about the other person and I feel at home when i'm alone no matter how hard I try to picture myself with someone else I can't

It can be pretty awesome to date, just don't worry about it too much. It'll happen when it happens.

I don't, like being alone and I'm asexual

nah mate. you don't.

when you're cuddling with a girl all day and night eventually you'll want to fuck her.

t. spent the summer cuddling with my bitch exgf

I read a book that really touched me in a profound way. It completely changed my perspective on life, the universe and everything else.

*Tips fedora*

How can nordics have any problems getting a GF

she's from faroe i think

Because you get trained from birth to behave like an autist.

wtf is your problem LMOA

Why do you think they would have no problem?

they are all autistic their system was made for them to win

According to my deep research, Sweds (males) have problems mating withs Sweds (females) because they (females) date everything non-swedish. You have no option but to move to a country that worships white/northic phenotype.
Come to Lat Am.
You too would find exactly what your looking for in Lat Am.

Scandinavian women are more independent compared to many other regions in the world. Uggos are still easy to hook up with though because of terrible self-esteem.

>tfw I can never have a Faroes gf because I'm a fvcking manlet

No, if you are an outsider and break all conventions that actually speeds up the dating progress by a lot.

It's the same as if you would go to Japan really. You arent familiar to their customs. So you just ask a girl out. And they are shocked and flattered by it. And you don't have to deal with all the cultural nonsense.

That actually isn't true, but whatever memes your beans.

> It feels so good to touch them, smell them, and to be touched by them.
how do you know??? did you have a gf before??? what a normie

are you ok Portugal? Is it the Moors again? Did something happen to Ronaldo?

The men are pussy whipped and autistic, the womyn are stronk and empowered. I've met a lot of Scandinavian women, they are not people you wanna get involved with. Scandinavian turbo autism fused with womens insanity and feminism. They like me cause I'm dark though.

low t, eat some protein, get swole.

What you need is a casual "life partner" relationship with a woman.

They are rare, because it requires a woman to prioritize independence and the pursuit of personal interests over socialization games, status competition, and relationship-hopping. Also, most attractive women fall into the latter, since unattractive women are often shunned from typical girl activities, and attractive women get pulled into them quickly.

I refer to these kinds of relationships as "life partners" because they do not consist of typical "boyfriend"/"girlfriend" roles/expectations. Like, she won't get upset and start crying to herself and her friends because you didn't text her one day, or that you made plans with your friends on a day off instead of checking with her first, or that you didn't feel "a special warmth in your heart" because it's Valentine's day or some cheesy shit.

The women I'm talking about treat you like an equal, like someone who has their own life and can entertain themselves, because she has her own life and can entertain herself. She may only want to see you about twice a week, if that, because she has her own shit to do and take care of. She has her own hobbies, she has her own (hopefully non-catty) friends to hang out with, and if all these things are adding up, she values her alone time. Real alone time, and not "alone time", a.k.a "I want to go to the club but I don't want to bring you or even let you know, so that I can wear my slutgear, have more sexy guys get me drunk for free, and rub their big muscular bodies on me as the latest braindead pop hits are being pumped out at defeaning volumes".

These women exist. I'm dating one. You have to be completely up-front about what you want out of the relationship though, and you have to be ready to turn away women who want more. There will be women who "totally agree" with your views on things, only to start reverting back to Stacy tendencies and trying to pull you into them once she's comfy.

>These women exist. I'm dating one.

It was cuckoldry and it was posted by a fucking leaf.

>tfw havent kissed a girl in 4 years let alone fucked
Im basically a born again virgin at this point

Jesus fucking Christ I'm not reading all that shit.

>Russian
>loves to be touched by books

Jeee, I wonder how you say "book" in russian. Could it be some sort of code?

Sorry, I don't know how to phrase thoughtful, meaningful replies in the form of easily-digestible one-line shitposts.

Perhaps you'd prefer
>Just get a girlfriend already, bro. Just be confident, it's easy.

>Gets defencive over a "meme"
That just makes it look more real.

Nah.

>tfw you'll never wake up beside a warm body
>tfw you'll never get to look at her and she looks at you
>tfw she will never climb up on top of you naked and says she wants a baby
>tfw i will never experience this
>tfw almost 23

donate sperm it's the only way

Get a dog. Bar the baby thing, covers most of those.

Well, unless you count humping.

>5'5"
>have crazy fetish where a woman respects me

If I become towel man with locals, I can only imagine with nordic qts

It feels pretty good. But when they take your heart away along with your will to live, it freaking hurts.

>It feels so good to touch them, smell them, and to be touched by them
and be arruined by them

>tfw skinny 5'6'' """man"""

>6'2
>Wish I was a manlet so I could crawl all over a strong amazonian german woman

>5'5''
>tfw everyone in the world is considered more attractive than me
>tfw there is absolutely no way to improve my looks in any noticeable way
>tfw no woman will ever consider me a viable partner to start a relationship with
I actually had a pretty qt friend who would come over to my room to cuddle and talk and watch movies together. I really miss her sometimes.

In Mother Russia, book touches you.

stop posting faroese girls

>norwegian

fuck off retard

I'm not Norwegian. I've just lived here my entire life.
And my nationality has nothing to do with anything. It's my short stature that ruins any chances I might have had with women.

i dont care fag, you have norwegian passport and 165 is not THAT short outside of Europe

>so deprived for human touch ive considered hugging my parents.
>afraid of hugging my parents because they'll probably think i'm about to commit suicide.

Give your mum a hug. Just say, "I love you, mum/mom/mama" and do it, simple as. Human beings are supposed to have physical contact with others, it even makes our endocrine system produce comfy hormones.

Being alone in front of a computer screen makes you depressed and is cancer for the soul. You will never look back fondly on these memories of sitting in silence when you are old and your parents are long dead.

So much negativity ITT, even I as a brownish 5'10'' have had a fair share of qt girls, stay positive and believe in yourselves anons

The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them

>you have norwegian passport
I don't. Like I said... I've lived here my entire life, but I'm not Norwegian.

> 165 is not THAT short outside of Europe
Yes, it is. It's midget-tier everywhere I've been. And I've been to the rural parts of China. The only reason the statistics show people in the developing world as short is because the older generations were literally starving. The younger ones who are educated and well off are not that much shorter than in Europe.

And I only go outside of Europe on vacation. I live here, and I'd like to have a girlfriend here. But it's impossible, because height is the most important feature to women.
It makes me feel sad. Especially now that I've gotten so old that all of my friends are in meaningful longterm relationships and looking to get engaged.

A книжки тeбя тoжe тpoгaют, нapкoмaн?

>I was born neurotypical enough
Count your blessings, faggot

become luchadors it's the only way to look cool when you're a manlet plus you can get some pussy in mexico

>5'10''
That's normal mode, bro.
The Canadian and I are playing nightmare mode.

I don't even know how it feels... I'm 24 years old btw.

pic related my dream gf

That's manlet mode in europe. All these school kids look like they're 26 and 1,90m

i already told you the solution

whenever I go to my local burger king there's always short men with qt gfs, they tend to be older couples and the girlfriends usually don't look like a Game of Thrones character though

Luchadors are all taller than me. And I'd pretty much have to double my weight to be able to compete.
It's not for me. I'll just buy an onahole once the desperation really kicks in.

I'm 184cm btw
manlet bros, don't worry, being average height alone won't get you a gf

Actually I'm so used to that, that it struck me as weird when I saw them today in the street and they were of similar height to me

im 188 good looking and smart

nothing will help you

>ut I'm not Norwegian.
so what the fuck are you?

not true you're about as tall as rey mysterio you have to remember they will bill you as an inch or two taller

this. at some point your brain sends signals for ficki ficki

You will never know true suffering. I bet that at least half the girls you meet are around your height or shorter.

That settles it, then. I'm off to Mexico.

it would work and youll look cool

tried height insoles and nike air maxes yet?

a-are you white

If you aren't at least two heads taller than 95% of women you meet you might aswell be 1,20m. It doesn't matter at that point. One will always feel like shit compared to men who have bodies they can comfortable with because they are masculine and not boylike. 1,87m+ and natural muscle mass is the basic start.

lel, i am fucking my neighbor. y'all jelly

Post pics

>But it's impossible, because height is the most important feature to women.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 185 cm and I have never had any kind of physical intimacy with a female whatsoever. Never even held hands.

Tall losers exist too. You just have to have a 5/10 face and be mildly autistic like me.