/v4/ & guests

lewd Kofola nymphs edition

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don't invite gównojada here

BZZZZ > BRRR
Fite me fags

thank you for a nice edition, i was worried some retarded slowvak was going to make a shit edition again

>noonwraith and nightwraith
kill both, get money

/BRRR/ is our lass

there is only one commie slovak, I do good editions.

>tfw no Południca gf

well duh

>vidaní
kill

good night lads

I'm surprised the previous thread went well over the bump limit, but I guess that's what happens when pl-lit wewuzing battle commences
I suppose Poland and Lithuania is a lot like Hungary and Slovakia

>wewuzing

good night and sweet dreams, sleepyhead

It's one sided, we really don't care usually, but it's always Poles starting shit and then wondering why we defend ourselves.

wake up you fuck
it's not even 9 pm

So me and L are buying our own apartment (2 bedroom for only 90k złotych, it's very cheap) and we are taking additional 40k złotych loan for renovation, furniture and wedding. I'm fucking excited, wanna see pics when it will be ready?
Spokojnej nocy user

>2 bedroom for only 90k złotych
nigga where

Wołomin
it looks, well, bad atm but we are going to turn it into our comfy sanctuary, I hope this year

>90k złotych
im scared to ask for pictures

>Never spoke Lithuanian
>ethnically a slav
>plundered and pillaged by mongols
>annexed by pagan caveman Mindaugas of Lithuanians who annexed Novogorodok, later making it the capital
>the native people of Novogorodok suddenly become the real Lithuanians
ok
I know that it's not always great when smaller nations subjugate you but you don't need to be a sore loser hundreds of years later

it's raw, you can imagine
I hope 40k for renovation and stuff will be enough

good night dummy

why did you BTFO Hungary

Hungary is in the trunk, he asked for it, weird guy

song is
>what is slav.

so we had to shove huns away for a sec.

Rude

rate my late dinner

puke/10

Nice. Did you pick them yourself?

delicious puke
yeah

You could have eaten cardboard an get more energy from it.

you are the same shitposter who spam poland hate posts? why did you switch to belarusia?

no that's me Litvin the regular

hey bro

Looks good.
Dont listen to the haters.

V4 = West Slavs + Hungary

slav "cuisine"

nice
what shrooms are these exactly

but we were, nobody could figure which words were hungarian and which slav though

ahoj

thanks man
it's fucking delicious
maślaki

rip

dick

>maślaki
meh tier shrooms Tbh
but then again, every shroom is good

>tfw when people complain about bad slovak threads they always mean mine threads

pljeskavica is most disgusting food I ever had desu

Covek Maupa

Nekogda jesm probudzil sę v nočejų, byla zima… Živu na poseľenju v bloku na četvřtym etaže. Jesm ležal bez hoda, světlo svetilnika odbivalo sę ot pokrytej sněgem ulicy, vsegde bylo tako bělo, no usvedomil sebě, kaki to zvųk mne probudzil, prihodzil kako by iz odpadnika, take krakanje ptica i škripanje, toj zvųk byl taki glåsny, že jesm pomyslil, že skoro niejaki staršy frustrec izidje na balkon i nečto rikne.. abo pozvoni na policije, no ničto takego sę ne stalo. Toj zvųk krakanja sjednany s jęčanem i škripanjem byl råvnoměrny i rędovny, doprovodal mne do takej krajnostji, že jesm govoril toliko sebě: pretje to sę ne može děti napravdų, to ne jest horror toliko reaľne žitje, seriozno jesm imal uže sòlzy v očah, ne znaju koliko jesm ležal bez hoda, no kògdy krakanje trohi utišalo, sobral sę v sebě i lagodno podšel k oknu. Na odpadniku ničto sę ne dějalo, itak jesm postanovil, že usklonim trohi zavěsa i posmatrju točnej. Byl hvatil slegka za kraj… JEEEBBBBB! KRAAAAAA! Kako nečto ne jebne v steklo, hvatji mne za rųke, smatrju a tuto Covek Maupa, najveliki zločinec vojenny! "Skurvysynje ostav mne!!!" jesm drul sę kako pojebany, a on toliko: KRAAAAAA! KRAAAAAA! UUUUUU…! Jesm vjebal sę do komnaty, a on stanųl prěd mnom na parapetje v cělej veličje, jesm bystro vyběgl s kvartiry, otvaril škaf na bezpečnyki na koridorje, byl hotěl obrvati dverički, da by imati čem sę bråniti, no Covek uže byl za mnom… KRAAAAAAAAAAA! Jesm odskočil… a on kako ne jebne v te bezpečnyki, v cělym bloku zamercalo světlo, a ja koritavšy s udobnej možnostji, zatvaril dverički i zalěpil je žuvaľnom gumkom… A on toliko vyl i prihal, po čem sę uspokojil, a ja vratil do svojego ložka… Covek Maupa sědi v budke uže vtory rok… A ja toliko molju sę, čto by ne bylo niejakej avariji v bloku…

Hey friends

well I agree
hey mate

hello

>cowiek maupa
>in Czech
do you have "my dad is a fanatic of fishing" too?

this will be interesting MP

Is this Panty and Stocking???

wait
>ų
What language is this?

hi

sorry, stolen from vichuj only
can any czech say is it correctly written or is it just google translator

rip
no, it's the Rayman Origins fairy

Hi

>najveliki zločinec vojenny!

>tfw police car hits a rabbit in late hours
>police officers make fun of it cuzwhynot
>whole internet sperging out about ebil police.
One can't even have fun.

no idea what language is that supposed to be, but it's not Czech for sure

przecież to prawie same polskie słowa tylko zapisane tak żeby bardziej czesko brzmiały

audible kek

I just finished eating a rabbit, was tasty af.

haha a dead animal on a car that's so funny bro XD
*takes a picture and uploads it to social media*
LOOK HOW FUNNY WE ARE WHY WONT YOU SEE HOW FUNNY WE ARE

had a fox run in front of my car yesterday and again today
first time that happened 2bh, only had the odd deer or rabbit run onto the street in the past
these foxes are motherfucking fast though, i tell ya, good for them too otherwise they'd be dead by now

its some pan slavic language, one slowvak made one too

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Slavic_language#Universalis_Lingua_Slavica

thx
it seems so, autism strong

it's rabbit fault, this is how free market work

yes it's the rabbit's fault there's nothing funny about a dead pile of meat on some police car though

yeah i riped them alright

I think that thing about is in interslavic, atleast it looks so.
>steen.free.fr/interslavic/

Btw our chickens
>Honest Chicken with a lineage
>I am Slovak and proud! Let them accuse me of nationalism, I don't really care..

it is because of the alcohol tester

i dont care about any poles sperging out over plc you have god tier draže and thats all I care about right at this moment

what gaem

i figured as much
>eah let's put an alcohol tester into a dead animal's mouth haha
>get it? IT DIED BECAUSE IT WAS DRUNK LOL
>so remember don't drink kids *winkyface*
pure cringe

there is probably gonna be a war with slovenia over territory dispute
it s jut the matter of time

jesus christ HYZA, absolute savage.

my favourite Litwin

doubt any real life pole cares or even knows too much about that shit, it's just the odd virgin sperging out on Sup Forums to make himself feel better about certain things.

And that's not all.
Remember that truck in wich 71 migrants died? Althought Hyza says they have nothing to do with that... they just can't get away with this.

anti migrant ad (youtube.com/watch?v=KNdiO9cI37E) , freezing 40 of them in truck and now this?

calm down PETA you are sperging out again

ahahah what the fuck BASED SLOVAK CHICKEN PRAISE SVÄTOPLUK NA STRÁŽ

yeah bro that shit was really hilarious they should upload more pictures like this
your policemen have a god tier sense of humor, hilarious, fucking hilarious

fuck now I´m hungry

based chicken

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Silly Litwin, you didn't realize our draże were filled with polonium
Now you have polonized yourself again!
youtube.com/watch?v=EG0Wnema41g

i want cute gf

but i am beta cuck, i start to feel for any girl that acts nice to me

mdr

>but i am beta cuck, i start to feel for any girl that acts nice to me

iktf

nooo..nooooooooooooooooo!!!ĄĄĄĄąąą111!!

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bro
just be yourself and it will all work out

me me is insane

I am oficially insane and I have a gf, that's no excuse user

i want to murder people

Holy shit Peto Cmorik looks like that guy from GoT.

>also that kolovrat

everybody does deep inside, what matters is whether you can control it