These girls knock on door and says 'trick or treat'

>these girls knock on door and says 'trick or treat'

>wat do

Ask them why they're trick or treating in mid-February.

Tell them it's February, then demand they come inside and take those stupid costumes off.

"Treat, please."

I'd give the middle one a Mr. Big, if you know what I mean ;)

I honestly feel like the 'trick' option doesn't get used enough.

It's October user

>not *blocks your path*

sage.

the "trick" is getting your front lawn TP'd or your garage door egged you moron.
that's why we give candy.

let them rummage around a bowl of candies that i have artfully customised to be able to insert my dick into

Why don't you tell them to fuck off?

>americucks.

are you a pedo?

because then they'll come back in the middle of the night and wreck your shit. did you literally not read his post?

Getting to keep the candy is an added bonus

What kinds of retards can't keep some literal children off of their lawn? You're literally being intimidated by children.

Don't you guys have guns for this shit?

/devilish/

...

so you could stay up all night sitting on your front porch with a shotgun or give them a 50 cent snickers

You can fight back or be terrorised by children.

Guess what?

PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

REALLY FUCKING HARD.
WHAMMO BABY. GO SEE A THERAPIST. BUH BYE

>TFW you live in the middle of nowhere and haven't gotten Trick or Treaters in over 7 years

I'll do whatever the fuck they want, they're probably actual witches

Big sausage treat bowl

why are 10 year olds wearing fishnet stockings

who does this? where are their parents?

jesus man

what if the one in the middle asked for a hug?

Grab the gun and load it.

I got softbanned in jewbook convo for posting this exact image. WHY?

IT'S FEBRUARY!
*slam*

it's from an nn set.

You got a lot more than just a softban for posting that image on Facebook.