Is your vagina unhealthy Sup Forums?

is your vagina unhealthy Sup Forums?

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Sup Forums is your unhealthy vagina

is your Sup Forums unhealthy vagina?

What are the 9 warning signs?

I have the bottom right one with the green stink lines coming out of it

If memes aren't true then how are we memers even alive

Seems alright; I keep it refrigerated next to her head.

this

need a quick rundown on the 9 warning signs

it's clickbait you idiots.
just sage and move on.

>79447237
rothschilds slaves to the vajayjay

>is your vagina unhealthy Sup Forums?

It's a dick so yeah, it's really fucked up.

Everyone on this website is a slave to the vagina. Even the virgin retard nerds muh dik every time they see an anime pussy. I hate everyone on this fucking site I wish you would all died.

how is this Sup Forums related cunt

>need a quick rundown on the 9 warning signs
If your pussy looks like a Bogdanoff, things are bad

You're overlooking the vast boipucci fanbase that this website has.

When I lost my virginity I slept with a fat bitch. One thing that caught me off guard was the smell, it was so fucking intense and disgusting that I almost threw up

It is. Something terrible happened to me at birth.

My labia fused together and prolapsed outwards and ejected my ovaries into this sack of skin. Then my clitoris and urethra had fused together as well and also became a sort of dangling appendage from my body.

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NOOOOO

Y-... You too?

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> (OP)
hahaha, i love busted up pussies and i love her pussy. ipso facto

buttvagina slaves are even worse than vagina slaves enjoy your diseases kid

Yeah, man. That's not all. I'm in my 20's and still don't have breasts. My nipples are tiny and I have hair growing out of my chest.

Why must god be so cruel?

YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME

dont do it

>>>/global/rules/7

what did she mean by this?

last time I touched a vagina was in january 2007
I don't ven know wtf Im doing in this planet

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ive never touched a vaigans

that was quick

>believing in the antiquated one sex model from the ancient and medieval eras

>Everyone on this website is a slave to the vagina
pleb

>tfw i don't know that feel but I pity your existence

you probly touched vagina when u came out of ur moms vergina.

Cesarean for the loss

c-sectioned my man

>tfw u touched ur sisters vagina but it ruined your life
fuck I wish I had a time machine

To do it again?

Mein nigga.

You should've put your dick in her

I did, I also licked her asshole when she was 12. I still masturbate to the memory.

youtu.be/pDHtjpty7wc

saw a jillian janson porno recently where they zoomed in on her spreading her cooch...

white flakes everywhere

didn't even know chicks could get smegma

good man

fucking normies

replying to your own post is poor form.

Did u drink her cunny juice?

kill yourself

fucking die

>Bogdanoffs bow to vagina
>In contact with aliens
>Possess mind-controlling abilities
>Own castles & banks globally
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Future is Female)
>Produces 99% of all people on the Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood come from vagina

kys

if you had the extension you could tell I am a different ip

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

really need to know this before i go down on my gf tomorrow

You're my hero. Is your sister a qt?

replying to your own posts is poor form.

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does anybody knows whats the link to the brazilian fart porn available on Youtube

explain why men have nipples then

The female body is the base human form, we (men) are a sick mutation of it. Not that I'm complaining, all things considered I'm happy with the way I am.

kys mutie

no u

And humans are just a mutation of monkeys.

Evolution has proven that in the game of survival, the original is not the better.

>explain why men have nipples then
to rub and feel good.

Wew. I fucking love this pasta

I like to consider myself pretty deviant, someone who isn't shamed by doing borderline gay shit for sexual gratification, but I get nothing from touching my nipples.

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If only you knew how much you missed out on.

What happened user?

Men can still lactate and breastfeed though.

>are a (sick) mutation

>I'm happy with the way I am

Clearly you're not, other-wise you wouldn't have thrown that personal bias in there.

Try and be less obvious with your shitposting.

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respek

self educate, self improve, dont wait until youre truly forced to change to adjust your lifestyle.

listen to will smith, realize your flaws are not unnatural, not overcoming them is.