I accidentally cut my finger off last week

I accidentally cut my finger off last week.

Yesterday I got the bill. $1,435,073.85 to reattach my finger.

>American Healthcare

The scar in that image doesn't even go around the whole finger, you're slacking OP.

Bill or GTFO

It's the one with the bandaid faggot

Honestly. Just leave it off you pussy. That's a shit tier finger anyways.

>being an idiot

Let's see the bill then. Also
>not having insurance
I flip burgers for $10 an hour and can easily afford $200 a month insurance.

It would've been cheaper to just put your finger on a necklace and have the stump stitched up

Why the fuck did you nearly cut off a second finger after the first one?

...

That's how much it costs in every nation. It's just paid for by someone else.

In America, that operation would cost you max 6,000 dollars even with shitty insurance.

Sage

Canadians get free health care, it's totally free and not taking from taxes. Plus, you get to wait in line.

She wasn't done screaming yet

> wenn der amerikaner says "health is not a standard, it's a luxury!"

If you know what the cost would be, would you choose a life without that finger?

Wow, 1,4 million dollars...
That's a lot!

protip you dont actually have to pay they are not going to come and take your finger back off just ignore all the bills and they will give up after a while your credit will go to shit but who gives a fuck if your too poor for insurance your credits probably fucked anyway

cut it off again and tell them to keep it

Bill and timestamp

Otherwise fuck off proxyfag

If he was in Canada he wouldn't have that finger anymore.

>it's totally free and not taking from taxes

>accidentally

Not an easy task unless you're a moron.

If its not paid for by taxes why do drs do it for free?

Plus he get to chose if he wants Assisted Suicide.

a bullshit total work of fiction!

i had full open skull brain surgery and that total cost was 125K

>totally free
>not paid for by taxes
Uwot

Wowzer wowzer wowzer

Guess the doctor thought my finger was more valuable than your brain

>image.png
fake and gay

FUCKING NIGGERCARE IS NOTHING BUT A MEANS OF CONTROL, I LITERALLY WENT WTF I HATE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE NOW WHEN THEY KICKED IN THE MANDATORY DIGITAL PRESCRIPTIONS AND INFANTALIZING REGULATIONS ON HOW AND WHERE YOU CAN FILL A PRESCRIPTION.


FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or we're just role playing along with you.

The most I ever paid for anything medical is 10€. Most stuff is just straight up free though. I never heard of anyone having to wait either. It's a pretty good system, you should try it too. But maybe don't let in millions of people who never paid anything into the system and will get their teeth fixed for free anyway until the system crashes.

>everyone ignoring the post where op got BTFO

God bless Polish socialism.

You guys don't have smartphones in that shithole, huh?

>bandaid on a cut off finger
you are full of shit

I had my pinky reattached and it cost me a grand......

Just go bankrupt. There's no point fighting it.

fake

Hey, at least it didn't go gangrenous and it couldn't be attached anyway in a country with "free" health care

You should have left a tip.

Smartphones leave timestamps on their pictures. Even if you have to reduce the image size.

Yes, that's why you screen cap it so idiots in pol can't track you

I accidentally scratched my knee the other week

Yesterday I got the bill. €6,000,000.00 to fix it.

>European Healthcare

I sneezed last month and had to sell my first born child.

'MURICA
FUCK SOCIALISM

0/10
shameful display

>$1,435,073.85 to reattach my finger
>American Healthcare
Whew! Really makes you contemplate things.

This happened to me yesterday

>0.00 CDN

Move to Canada

>1.4m to reattach finger
Ur full of shit faggot.

did you need the finger that bad

[spoiler]just kidding I know this is pasta[/spoiler]

Or you're just trolling. Which is the case.

yeah, you got 10 you selfish bastard. hogging all the digits.

ohh look its this thread again

I accidentally smashed my face in banging it against my computer monitor reading a Canadian post on Sup Forums last week.

Yesterday I got the bill. 100,000,000.00 to reattach my face.

>OP is a Faggot

Don't cut off your finger, then.

Well I've heard of medical bills costing an arm and a leg but this is just ridiculous!

Let's just hope no one here is smart enough to Google image search and instantly see your story is bullshit. *fingers crossed amirite?*

hi, dr fag here, at our hospital a procedure like that would only cost about 67,000$ and the payer would only pay about 5,000 if he has insurance

disregard faggot OP

>$5000 dollars for a finger

if its a pinky i'm not buying.

Gonna need a timestamp photo of the bill

me thinks you're up to fuckery

Yeah, bullshit.

No shit!

But he'd have a nice nub.

HAHAHAHA

Liar liar pants on fire

It was free?

That means those of us that work for a living payed for it, and you're a leech.

Do you have any sensation

>1,435,073.85

I call bullshit.

Child birth costs less than that.

In America we call that a stupid tax. As in you were doing something stupid enough to get your finger cut off

How do you pay in taxes?

*in taxes as in how much do you pay to the government each year

Hospitals in America literally charge someone 5,000$ just for walking in the door.
My dad got a 3,000,000$ doctor bill for chemo treatment

This.

Friend of mine had a $513,000 bill two weeks ago after rattle snake bite.

Out of pocket cost was $2,000

no they don't

my phone defaults it to image and Sup Forums wipes exif data

No its not.

Americans actually think it costs a million in every country to fix a finger back on... Fucking kek.

A brain operation probably costs less.

stop getting your finger in weird places, like your anus, its becuase you are too edgy when you get ass rekt faggot.

plus the attention whoring make you a fucking faggot anyway.

Got bottled in the face last night went to aande this morning to get my chin stitched up. Cost £0

>Scottish healthcare

Al those tests for a snake bite, here the enrolled nurse will remove her dentures and suck the poison out while you have a cup of tea and a biscuit. All free.

Why can't the usa have free health care? Because of jews? Republicans?

I stubbed my toe
they gave some lidocaine at the ER
the bill was 10-KNUTHS UP ARROW*2-10 quadrillion dollars

Hahahha
That cuck kid

stop being clumsy

The same reason you can't have free education, It's a business not a country.

sorry i dont read up-side-down

Was there any reason to pose nude for this photo you fucking slag?

tits or gtfo

LONDON

Oh look it's this thread again

you have lips like a faggot

>dyphenhydramine
>$113 dollars for benadryl

ahahHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

I thought Australia had good healthcare.

lmao

i was lolling at the auschwitch cowboy on the left

>Radiology
>for a cut finger
Nice try.

IV drugs are expensive

you cut off a finger like every week!1!

This sounds like the plot of an 80s porn movie.

Wash your fucking hands for Christs sake. We can see the dried piss or whatever the fuck that shit is.

>not getting free health, vision and dental while working part time at BASED UPS

I cut my finger really good on a freshly broken rock got 3 stitches
they xrayed my finger
I paid 100$ for everything