Is Trump fucked in his VP selections?

Trump's potential VP picks are all total shit. Prove me wrong.

> Gingrich

Too many ideological differences, well-known as a hack, loses evangelical vote (2 candidates, 6 wives), doubles down on the old white guy thing

> Sessions
Too racist for fucking Alabama of all places, doubles down on the old white guy thing
> Christie
Horrible approval ratings, doubles down on the old white guy AND the NY/NJ thing
> Jim Webb
Have fun getting republicans to vote for a ticket with no republicans on it. Also does the old white guy thing. And for all these candidates I mean old as in OLD, the youngest person above who's not christie is sessions and he's 69, older than Trump. If you thought the Bill dying memes are strong, wait until the media gets hold of a ticket with two 70-year-olds on it.
> Rubio
> Kasich
> Cruz
> etc
These guys have all pretty much denounced trump or are unwilling to work with him.
> anyone else in the GOP
Literally who?

99% of Trump's potential veep picks are filtered out by their unwillingness to work with him, which is why he's stuck choosing between moonbase and macdonalds. Prove me wrong.

Meanwhile Hillary can point at literally anyone in the democratic party and get them to join the ticket. Becerra, Kaine, Warren, Castro, etc., even Sanders could join if she really needed him on it.

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Is Nigel Farage eligible?

Trump/Rand

Don't care what anyone says, this is the best choice.

According to who? Washington post? Fucking please you faggot. These disgusting media tabloids are wrong about everything.

Borris Johnson is a NBC of the US.

he needs sleepy negro

>implying Trump isnt picking Alex Jones as his VP

Trump should pick either David Clarke or James Mattis

>Not choosing Gingrich Da Man with Da Moon Plan

Webb

> These guys have all pretty much denounced trump or are unwilling to work with him.
> His potential picks' ages and approval ratings are just WaPo propaganda
> Doubling down on the political inexperience ticket
> Literally who
> Literally reading the OP

I'm a #Carsonist

This.

David Clarke the Sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin and James Mattis is the former Commandant of the Marine Corps

Carson.

We can only hope user.

Trump / Gary Johnson

Checkmate

>implying it won't be Ivanka for the woman vote

Sessions is the best pic.
It gives him a lot more credibly on immigration having a politician who has experience standing up against it.

What about a Don/Don Jr ticket?

> David Clarke the Sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin
another republican ticket with no republicans on it
> James Mattis is the former Commandant of the Marine Corps
another republican ticket with no political experience on it

I'll give you guys another hint. You're trying to win the election, not dream up a fantasy ticket that personally appeals to you. Army-related people already vote for republican en masse, throwing them some random general does nothing but lose you potential voter gains you could be making elsewhere. And putting a democrat on the ticket might be appealing to you personally but will sink white republican turnout to 10%.
Putting an actual racist up on the veep slot is the best way to lose the debate on whether or not Trump is racist.

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I don't know her name, but I remember hearing about some Hispanic woman Republican being a potential pick.

Susana Martinez?

Trump should steal Bernie away from the democrats and have him emphasize his nationalism, and sweep the socialism under the rug during the election. This would take a massive chunk of voters out of the hands of left. And let's face it, he's a worm. What is he going to say: no? They've both been campaigning on anti-establishment America-first rhetoric. Go with it. Trump is all about bold moves, 4D maneuvers. The media would never stop talking about it.

If you think about it, he really is the best choice. There's no way they will JFK Trump to get to Rand.

this

Allen West.

Why wouldn't they clap....

Obviously, any sort of up-and-coming politician isn't going to get within 1000 miles of this dumpster fire of a campaign. It's has-beens or Ivanka.

You mean the one Trump kinda shit on?

What if Trump's whole plan was merely to set the stage for Ivanka to run years later? Maybe he's just a REALLY dedicated father.

This.
>younger, politically experienced but still anti-establishment
>protects Trump from assassination but would be a good president if he took over
>balances the ticket with his intellectual demeanour vs Trump's brashness
>balances eachother policy wise
>would secure the libertarian and disaffected liberal voters away from their respective parties
>has taken on and BTFO Clinton in person at the Benghazi senate hearings
>Trump/Paul is phonetically perfect (Trump All)

They can justify their combative past with eachother by saying that Trump wants his VP to challenge and question him as an advisor, not a passive lapdog.
The problem is that we'll lose Paul in the senate, which would be doubly tragic if he loses with Trump against Clinton.

Rand endorsed Trump, cuck.

Agreed. Is he trying to lose?

It's going to be Rick Scott. He's a politician, has supported Trump since the start, can win him FL, and is aggressive enough to not get stumped.

You forget carson.

Marsha Blackburn.

What about Jaime Herrera Beutler?
Kind of a low profile congresswoman, but is a woman and minority

Rand Paul would only lose his position as senator IF he becomes VP or loses an election.
Paul Ryan ran for VP and lost and yet there he is, supposedly one of the most influental politicians in the GOP
When I think about it, Rand is the best choice for thos exact reasons you listed

Please be Rand Paul!
Kek, help me!

Jon Huntsman

What?

People in Florida hate Rick Scott

Sarah Palin

He needs a spic that isnt rubio.

i'd get a raging boner

He needs to pick a popular chick from a swing state

Trump/Ron

Ron has several years left until he inevitably dies. A Trump/Ron Ticket would be glorious

>old white guy is bad

The only viable female beaner, Susanna Martinez, won't run with him.

Kek, fuck off liberal

What about Rick Santorum? He's a Pennsylvania guy and he brings the Bible people out. He just endorsed Trump last week I believe.

>Mattis
>Army
Dude Canadians don't even have any military heroes why can't you just learn American ones??

I hate to say it people, but it's going to be Trump/Bush.

Why? Allow me to explain.

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This. And he's a populist. Too conservative for some, but he'd be great.

The fact that you even included Webb on your list invalidates your opinions.

Webb VP memers need to fucking die already

jesus fuck no
the problem with the GOP is that they have no competent leadership, he shouldnt be drafting from there at all

It's gonna be gingrich. Only someone who's career is dead in the water is going to join up with him now,

who does rand bring to the table? all .1% of the ron paul supporters?

Jewt Gingrich won't be the VP. For one thing, he's too much of a power-hungry piece of shit to not assassinate TRUMP, and secondly him and TRUMP don't agree on economic or military issues in any way.

It will be RAND. Ron shits on TRUMP because he needs to maintain his sheckle flow by appealing to out of touch "libertarians" but both him and RAND know the way the wind is blowing. The Pauls are genuine patriots and will put aside their difference to protect the country from Shillary when it comes to the crunch.

Screen cap this post lol.

God that got me horny.

yes. I can see it. would torpedo that cuck Johnson too.

> Jim Webb
Jim Webb is literally the best choice out of all them. Admittedly, I'm more of a Webbie than an AWOOment-kun. So the idea of a Jim Webb-like VP excites me.

>getting republicans to vote for a ticket with no republicans on it
The hardcore party liners and the establishment will not like him simply because he has a "D" next to his name. Jim Webb really isn't Democrat, at least by the standards the influential progressive left of the Democratic Party.

>old white guy thing
To the left, yeah, but to the right, Jim Web is a moderate. For the hardcore rightists, a leftist. Unlike most (strawman) "old white men," Jim Webb truly understands the want/need for social welfare, albeit with a right-wing twist. I will admit that his stance against race-based affirmative action will lose votes with the left and persons of color. But let's be honest, most of these kind of people weren't going to vote right wing in the first place.

>old
Sure Jim Webb is old but he's clearly of sound mind a body. The thing with John McCain was he didn't seem as sharp as he used to be. He looked and acted old.

Is Bobby Jindal possible?

i dislike the manlet but i think it would help more independents/Bernie fags justify voting for trump over the cunt

indiana governor mike pence

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This.

Gains full support of Evangelicals.

Gains full support of Libertarians, over the Democratic Gary Johnson and his gun grabbing VP

Gains all conservatives. Gains some establishment.

Rand contrasts well with Trump. Hes young, and not as outwardly offensive. He is also mildly DUDE WEED, DUDE GET ALL BLACKS OUT OF JAIL FOR WEED CHARGES.

Those could help a ton. Rand hasn't talked bad about Trump much. Hes also been extremely quite. He did do a half hearted endorsement a while ago. Nobody would expect him, and the media would have fuck tons of shock, giving Trump crazy amounts of media coverage.

TRUMP/RAND
Also get Ron as Treasurer. And Trump will go down as the most legendary President we have ever had.

I think Rand would be a great choice now that I think about it.
He's a good Mach if not better than all of Hillary's options

Straya shitposters are high energy today. I like that.

I think Rand would be grand

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>believing any of these "Trump VP lists"

For all we know he could find some fucking guy who is a mayor of some small town.

Not gonna happen famalam, he's running for reelection.

everything you said about gingrich is nonsense he would be a good pick so would ben "sleepy nigga" carson

It must be a black woman.
kek wills it

Is Pajeet Patel available?

Setting aside the VP nom for a second, isn't anyone else concerned that Trump isn't heeding any of the warning signs (the latest being Trey Gowdy's 800 page eye-bleeding #HILLARYDINDUNUFFIN Benghazi report) and he is selecting Bush/Cheney cast-offs for his admin? I mean, Gowdy is the guy Trump wants to make his Atty General?

And then there's Kevin Kellems, Paul Manafort...

Wtf is Trump doing? And why is he friends with Cheney?

Gingrich is a fucking baller.

I love that dude so much

stay out of US politics leaf deal with your own weedman

Motherfucker I know more about US politics than 70% of your population. ANSWER MY QUESTIONS BURGERNIGGER.

Kek thinks you are a faggot.

It's going to be Oprah

Gingrich is no breath of fresh air. He was rejected by voters last election cycle. He said in Fox News interview last week that he is not being considered for veep. Now he is. Sends a wrong message.

Krispie Kreme has lowest approval rating in NJ. He is also against Mary-hu-anna. Can't pull in indpt votes.

meme

Vp choices are illreverent and just something for political wanks and the news cycle to talk about.
Ideally you pick someone so boring and dumb you look even better next to him.
>he needs someone with experience
No, that's what the cabinet is for, and a vp with too much experience is actually dangerous. VP doesn't have any real power
>he needs someone to get the x/y/z vote
No, that never works because they know it's pandering and a x that doesn't like trump is not going to like anyone that agrees to vp for him.

>> Jim Webb

>when we look at Jim Webb as a possible Trump running mate- in that hypothetical Clinton's lead over Trump expands to 6 points at 47/41, as voters evidently aren't big on the concept of him on the ticket.

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>All you faggots forgot to check the flag
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Sorry but Rand is too short. He should go back to spit shining shoes for minimum wage, and STAY THERE.

Honestly if he picked Webb while drawing parallels between him and Lincoln it would be pretty epic

I swear to god if he chooses Christie I am going to kill my state

We hate his has here, Republicans and Dems alike

This just made me have a though, but I'm pretty sure it won't happen. Can you pick your wife as your vp just for the hell of it?

Our governor said no, he'd be flattered but likes being governor.

Pence is meeting with Trump this weekend.
Being from IN, Pence would be missed here as he has governed well. I would hate to see Pence leave, but I know he would be a strong VP. His record speaks for itself.

You're forgetting James "Mad Dog" Mattis

>Trump needs someone who wins back the woman vote
>Trump needs someone who wins back the minority vote
>Trump needs someone who wins back the actual conservative vote rather than the independents who have literally never voted before vote
>Trump needs someone who wins back the evangelical vote since he's been known to be pro choice for years and has had multiple wives

O-okay so Trump just needs to find a Hispanic woman who's strongly pro life and who's so fucking conservative she makes Ronald Reagan spin in his grave as he begs her not to go any further

W-we can do it guys

How has he helped Indiana? All I know is he have Ted Cruz a hilariously weak endorsement.

Holy shit you just described my mom. Too bad she wasn't born here.

Niqqa that ain't helping

Gingrich is great

He wants to colonize space

>implying he isn't the best man for the job