Mom watches nothing but Judge Judy, Investigation Discovery and Chopped

>mom watches nothing but Judge Judy, Investigation Discovery and Chopped

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>mom watches the view
>calls whoopie a stupid nigger and joy a dumb bitch every day

>sister is 23 years old
>has the intelligence of a 10 year old and only watches Bob's Burgers, American Dad, Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, and King of Queens.

You should spend less time worrying about your sister and more time worrying about yourself

>Mom only watches BLACKED

3/5 is still better than most people

>he thinks I worry

>dad records every single primetime show

Seriously, we have that thing where you can record 2 shows at once. Never able to change the TV between 8-11pm. Some of them are so awful, like Scorpion and that one where they're in Hawaii

She sounds based. Is she single?

fug I keked at this

i'll tell you if she is if you give me your opinion on black people.

Bob's burgers is hilar' tho

youtube.com/watch?v=HFHLXA3E4Ws

HGTV
Ellen
QVC
Bizarre Foods

>tfw chopped has been shit ever since the collection on Netflix came out
STOP WITH THE FUCKING MEME INGREDIENTS REEEE

oh fuck off

>greentexting about her in a late night feels threads on a samsung toyota cartoon pedophile secret underworld

they're trying to numb out the pain of having such a useless piece of 4shit posting fucking trash for a son

none of what you have written implies that i care for her

What about my fellow bongs?
Googlebox
Corrie
First Dates
Big Brother

>Gay uncle watches literally nothing but fucking RuPaul's Drag Race

Every time I see him, or he sees the family, he puts it on. Like some kind of passive-aggressive bullshit statement.

>Chopped
its cooking kino tho

They are former kings and queens who have been mistreated by the world and are struggling to find their way in civilised society. But Obama proves that they are ultimately cool dudes

I love BLACKED people

>wasting valuable keystrokes that addresses something she does

I-i dont give a fuck about her

>tfw too intelligent to have family

she is taken
you're talking to me, does that mean you care about me?

but chopped and most investigation discovery shows are pretty fun to watch

Based mom!

>Dad watches nothing but Cops, Pawn Stars, Judge Judy and Fanily Feud
>complains if a movie is over an hour thirty

Are there any movies other than kids flicks nowadays that are under 90 minutes?

>she is taken
Why you gotta be like that man?

We all care about you, user. We all want things to be good for you. So when you wake up tomorrow make sure to get out there and grab life by the pussy. Start with your sister.

>>sister is 23 years old
>>has the intelligence of a 10 year old
So she's an average woman.

Dad is early retired
Gets up at 6AM watches Fox News for three hours with breakfast
Goes to shed at 9AM and works until 1PM on building something
Goes out for lunch at the same diner for two hours
Comes back, watches Fox News until dinner which mom makes at 7PM
Watches The Big Bang Theory if it's on any channel or stuff with mom usually a game show
Watches Fox News some more
Goes to bed at 10.30

My mom only watches shows with British men as the lead like Lucifer, Elementary, but she did watch Person of Interest. And game shows.

>mfw my family only ever watches capeshit non-stop
Fuckers threw away my comic book collection while I was at summer camp too.

I met a girl that was smart once but didnt go for it

i feel like an opportunity such as that will never pass me by again

stop caring about me user, it's unhealthy

>Goes out for lunch at the same diner for two hours

How did you guys fall for that one?

I want to fuck your mom

>son watches nothing but boring art films and acts condescending while I pay all his bills
yikes!

>Grandmother watches Law & Order: SVU, Criminal Minds, 2 Broke Girls, Wheel of Fortune, and whatever movie's on HBO

ITT uncultured idiots that can't turn on their family to film worth watching.
kys'

Good. I hope they burnt the pieces of shit, you fucking pathetic dog.

i'll turn your mom onto my penis meaning sexual intercourse with me if you know what i mean

dude identity politics are my life lmao

Mom watches orange is the new black, shameless, breaking bad

>mom watches Antique Roadshow

YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE COURTROOM OF JUDGE JUDITH SHEINDLIN.

THE PEOPLE ARE REAL.
THE CASES ARE REAL.
THE RULINGS ARE FINAL.

THIS... IS JUDGE JUDY.

>having sex with gf doggy
>walking dead on tv
>negan power scene, she watching it
>fuck me hard user, fuck me like a whore
>iknowwhatshappeninghere.webm
>jokes on her the whole time im imagining fucking rosita tight puss

>Grandmother watches k-dramas

Means no one questions me watching anime.

that's only 3 shows that don't consistently have new episodes user

Would you rather him watch nothing but blockbusters and capeshit?

>watching malcolm in the middle with mom
>laptop on her knees suddenly BLACKED drums start playing, she turn off the volume
>bite lips "user go to your room"
>door locks behind me

Did you jerk off with your ear to the door atleast?

>american people problems

How do you know the sound to the beginning of a BLACKED video?

>he thinks i care

>BLACKED drums

kek is that actually a thing?

No they actually play bamboo flute and koto music

my fucking sister got my mom into that shit

I get high and only watch PBS and documentaries. I must be the most boring person here

best show

>Dad just watches MeTv and runs to the room when The Rifle Man is on

>parents watch NCIS

>girlfriend watches simpsons, american dad, family guy, 2 broke girls, portlandia, man seeking woman

>staying at nana's house
>come downstairs at 3am
>Nana is in the living room chainsmoking watching graphic serial killer documentaries
>"Semen from the killer was found on the victim's underwear"
>"Oh for the love of jaysus"
>continues watching

>mom watches nothing but CSI and other equally bad crime series
>get gf
>visit gf's parents
>they watch nothing but silly talent contests
>start appreciating my mother's shitty taste

>trying to get my dad to watch the Young Pope
>he says he doesn't want to watch any anti-church garbage where the clergy are basically sith lords
>tell him it's extremely respectful of the church and almost made me regain my faith to an extent. At the least made me wish being in the church
>he still says he doesn't want to watch it
WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW DAD

>Jeremy Kyle
>Judge Rinder
>Judge Judy
>Coronation Street
>Some children's surgery / hospital shows

>this is all accompanied by mums constant tutting of disapproval
>acts as if soap characters are real
>she keeps watching

>Italians are evil and dumb.
>The American will set things right.

Nice show, goy.

>grandma watches crime shit csi, law and order, mentalist, bones
>Grandma also watches british and german crime shit midsomer, kobra11, many other obscure series
>Mom watches reality garbage, xfactor, talent shows, talk shows
>Dad watches shit like breaking bad, boardwalk empire; tried showing him an "artsy" film he just looked at me like I was some kind of fag

Oh well

Define "smart" in this case.

>dad watches nothing but Judge Judy because he has a thing for strong women and she reminds him of Maggie Thatcher

Nice reference bro.

>Dad watches plenty of good series and foreign language films
>Mummy watches The Mummy and Sylvester Stallone films over and over and over again, everytime they are on

She also has an irrational hatred of Steven Seagal for some reason, for that reason I have never seen a Seagal film in my life.

both of my parents watch I'm a celebrity get me out of here

> Breaking Bad
> Boardwalk Empires
How did his son develop such shit taste?

>Mum only watches Game of Thrones
>"You need a certain level of intelligence to understand it"
Fucking bitch has a law degree what the fuck

>Nice show, goy.
Confirmed for never having even watched 20 minutes of the first episode you fucking mongoloid

irish?

ID is comfy though.

No reason to call me out on Sup Forums mom.

we'd be fast friends user.

Ofcourse

>implying it's a bad thing
Sounds like you might know a thing or two.

>Real Housewives
>House Hunters
>TLC
Would gladly take Judge Judy

>mom watches part down south, real housewives, and all those other super fucking nasty reality shows

>walk out of my room to the tunes of """jokes""" about MY VAGINA and fake drama with harpees shrieking at each other "WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DEEP THROATED HIS COCK!"

>put on trenchcoat and tophat
>sneak up behind my mom
>grab her by the neck
>"mhmmm yes. You will. Watch kino with me now"
>mom is screaming
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice open her skirt and brassiere
>mom is nude
>"mhmmmm I will mhmmm hmm fix this"
>stare mom autistictly as she continues sobbing
>"Mhmmm powder"
>she stares confused
>"You. Yes. Mhmmm. Work for hmmmm me now"
>mom runs to her room and brings me johnson's baby powder
>smear some of it on my palm and blow it in moms face
>"yana hoo watayko inca no ay"
>mom is legit scared now
>"Boat mhmm"
>mom runs to the kitchen makes me a banana boat sundae in the nude
>swallow whole banana boat with gloves on
>"be. Very careful. Mhmmm now"
>mom falls to the ground in submission
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice off her thumb
>"You mhmmm betrayed me. Gave no sister mhmmm Im always in mhmmm hmmm your head now hmmm"
>*take pants off*
>*fuck mom*
>mid fuck slice open her throat
>attach MS paint print out with Cholera written on it on moms corpse
>turn 360 and walk away menancingly humming soundtrack

Nothing wrong with King of Queens.

>mum watches law and order and Ncis. Every. Fucking. Day.

no need to bring this out of Taboo threads

Could use a friend to smoke with especially during this time of year

My mom's cool. She loves Columbo, Poirot, Midsomer Murders.

My mum watches midsummer murders. It is fucking trash.

What movie's that, I remember watching it a bunch as a kid. Even animated movies from back then had stereotypical yoga scene kek.

>Mother used to watch Dr Phil and TED talks RELIGIOUSLY!
>Used to show me clips like they were gospel and I'd have the gist of it after 5 seconds but she'd hold me hostage to watch all of them
>This women has 3 degrees, how can she be so blown away by this digestible shite
>Not all the free rent/meals/wifi and clean houses in the world are worth this
>Go to community college at 23
>Have an average job, just enough to live by myself but at least I don't have to sit through that torture anymore
I only visit her on holidays now and ignore every Youtube link she shares me on Facebook

>tfw mom has watched over 500 episodes of house hunters

Wtf?! I love anons sister now!

>dad watches widescreen TV/movies in the wrong view mode so everything looks squished
>put it into proper view mode
>he tells me I fucked it all up and to change it back

>he watches widescreen movies in the wrong view mode so you get black bars on the sides of the screen, and then black bars on the top and bottom as well
>only about 50% of his 50" TV screen is actually used

>also has this weird "video enhancement" mode on all the time that make everything look like its in 60fps but really shitty like a 90's soap opera

I hate niggers