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UFC Embedded Vlog Series:
youtube.com/watch?v=DU_XfiNJkos
youtube.com/watch?v=0yUEhjbNhKs
youtube.com/watch?v=KC6tnRIxdhk
youtube.com/watch?v=od156ozo-10
youtube.com/watch?v=X38QOJHGGY0

11/03 - Bellator 186: Bader vs. Vassell
11/03 - LFA 26: Odoms vs Hughes
11/04 - UFC 217: Bisping vs. St-Pierre
11/10 - Bellator 187: McKee vs. Moore
11/10 - Bamma 32: Lahore vs. Kiely
11/10 - ONE FC 64: Legends of the World
11/10 - LFA 27: Watley vs. Wilson
11/11 - UFC Fight Night 120: Poirier vs. Pettis
11/15 - Alaska FC 135: Bryant vs. Matavao
11/16 - Bellator 188: Pitbull vs. Weichel 2
11/17 - Titan FC 46: Torres vs. DeJesus
11/18 - UFC Fight Night 121: Werdum vs. Tybura
11/22 - VFC Fight Night: Waterloo
11/24 - ONE FC 65: Immortal Pursuit

News:
>UFC 217 Official Weigh-Ins
youtu.be/Udq2kXHhSSw

>UFC 217 Ceremonial Weigh-Ins
youtube.com/watch?v=OmTR_mx9-EE

>The evolution of Rose Namajunas has happened before our eyes
mmafighting.com/2017/11/3/16601828/the-evolution-of-rose-namajunas-has-happened-before-our-eyes

>Conor McGregor declares he won't return to UFC unless he's co-promoter
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/conor-mcgregor-wont-return-ufc-octagon-unless-co-promoter

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>WW GOAT
>MW GOAT
>LHW GOAT

>putting Woodley at the desk for the fight he had taken away from him
What did Dana mean by this?

nicketty or natetty

Watch out, Georges

Think that's more FOX's decision than Dana's.

I'm starting to feel bad for Pigg Ribb. I hope he doesn't do badly.

Before the press conference, Rose said "looking good" to GSP and giggled after.

Hopefully Pat Berry doesn't watch the Embedded vlogs

just make the fucking bet you pussy

>ko-ing an atomweight
lel

GSP dwarfs Woodley

Surprised desu, maybe GSP could beat Woodley after all

Reminder that Bitchping gets exposed in just about 24 hours

Name a more terrifying move than the ankle pick

I put $25 on Borrachinha, the reward is only 8 bucks though.

Yo this Bellator card has been great so far

calendar and the # webm sperg, same person?

rose is SHOOOK

>Bellator
>great
PFFFFFAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Bellator does an amazing job with their prelims

>Rockhold fell asleep from boredom
>Souza was beat by Whittaker
>Romero was also beat by Whittaker
>Anderson lost after knocking Bisping out
>Hendo lost after knocking Bisping out twice
>Mousasi moves to Bellator
>Whittaker conveniently injured

How can Bisping meme his way past GSP?

nicketty

Bigg Rigg is going to beat the shit out of that cunt's face

>implying Rose isn't going to get TKO'd

Be honest, will you APOLOGIZE when Bisping wins?

U shut ur whore mouth about my rose

>not enjoying mma

This
I was kind of thinking of putting 50 on JJ by stoppage @2.7 and a cheeky 50 on fight not going the distance @2.2 (just in case Joanna decides to suicide)

Is this the moment GSP realized he should have fought Woodley instead. Maybe then he wouldn't get embarrassed into retirement.

is gonna be a bloodbath

>joanna finishing anyone

> he wears fubu

>Winner by D'Arce Choke

Anaconda

She finished Penne, who is comparable to Rose in terms of skillset

Rose is so composed going into this fight.
She’s got Joanna shook

her dumbass fault for accepting the fight

I legitimately think she's getting a huge locker room bonus for even doing it

then you're just shooting yourself in the foot for if it goes to decision tho m8

Id tko her with my penis if you know what I mean.

yeah, it's a bit risky, but I'm considering it
I feel like Rose is going to be completely outmatched by Joanna on the feet

GSP will finish Bisping, believe you me buddeh

...

I'll repost this after GSP wins.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PICKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Have you ever wanted or have you ever Heem’d a family member?

Don't you fucking dare cunt.

>this level of autism
Kill yourself

At least the spammer is gone

picks euro time tonight and tomorrow before the event

She was mirin his haircut

>GSP loses to Bisping
>moves back down to welterweight
>puts a 25 minute showcase on Woodley

I used to beat up on my dad in a playful sort of way, but he got to be too old to take it anymore. Makes me sad.

calendork is staying in tonight good job kiddo

Yes, all of them.

post rare rogaines

Bader vs. Vassell
Macfarlane vs. Ducote
Freeman vs. Awad
Davis vs. Leite
Ruth vs. Dempsey

I don't think rose is that much worse than Karolina. I say Joanna 50-45

i pick u to be a fag lol

>autism
>kys
oh dear

im not :^). im going to phone post the picks later tonight and try to goof bellator from my phone too. the photoshop mix app is pretty limiting but i cant find a better app. all i need to be able to do is paste my premade pngs over the image

>dat flash towards the end

Bader
Ducote
Awad
Davis
Ruth

how about you hop in my guard then bro

lol the odds are that bad eh?

I wouldn't bet on a stoppage at strawweigth tbqh
I could see it happening with Rose, but it could very easily turn out like Claudia and Andrade

your original bet on JJ simply winning is more intelligent
it's the only way to really game the sport imo, but it's so risky

>Thug Rose vs Joanna
>Lithuania vs Poland
>The commonwealth is breaking

FUG

What is this trying to show besides your autism?

I put $10 on the crazy-looking bitch for a $45 return. Couldn't really hurt.

Bader
Duote
Awad
David
Ruth

Quit talking to yourself.

Has Goldberg called Jimmy "Joe" yet?

>People ITT reading this right now unironically think TJ Dillashaw will beat Cody Garbrandt
TJ is getting heemed before the ardent round screencap this Duane Ludwig

FFS its time the UFC girls actually earn their damned money.

That was fucking legit!

they're both americans

Stop accosting me, you filthy animal.

fair
yeah, it's just that if for some freak reason Rose were to win I'd lose 1K and probably want to an hero for having lost all that money so stupidly
probably not gonna do shit hahah

No but he talks about ufc fighters a lot which has to get on jimmy’s nerves.

I meant 3rd round don't know wtf happened think I had a stroke

God damn Cody is an Artem-tier reachlet

Holy fuck I didn't realize how much bigger GSP is than Woodley

You're fat

Get your shit together man. If you ever find yourself making collages of YouTube posts, really stop and evaluate your life.

You're a towel.

it's gonna be kinda sad watching roses face become a puddle of blood

Don't hide post fight

When did GSP get yuuuuuuuuge?
Lightweight my ass

BISPING IS SHOOK

makeup is for cowards

Sacrificed his reach to the dark McGod in exchange for glory

goddamn Tyron is small as FUCK

Cody Garbrandt does not have a great chin

Conor is the same size as Woodley. I wonder how conor vs gsp would look like
youtube.com/watch?v=fkdPgegWOUA

How about the one that actually fights?

neither does tj lol

>implying I'm not going to go 11/11 again

that's literally just gambling though
and that's honestly an incredibly bad fight for a gambling bet

you can't win against the house buddy. it's not a good get rich quick scheme at all

but how much were you going to win with that 1k anyway? 300-400$?

GSP
Garbrandt
Rose
Thompson
Hendricks
Don't @ me

the virgin rage vs the chad laugh

cody hits harder

>hendricks
how does he win ?

I kinda fill like cody fucked everything up by admitting that tj taught him how to roid. I feel like it’s no wonder now why he has so much power and handled Cruz so easily. Him and tj both are geared out of their minds. I think it’s why Cody is so aggressive, dude has serious roid rage.
It honestly kind of ruins the fight and the bantamweight division for me.

I think his is better than Cody's. Just remember this post come tomorrow. I'm not saying TJ will win, it's just some food for thought

>300-400$
kek, I wish

JJ is @1.11

still, 111 free euros

ahh fuck sorry man, it was an accident. I didn't mean anything by it

11-0 in the UFC faggot