AUSTRALIAN ELECTION THREAD

AUSCUNTS REPORT IN.
Who will win it?
Who /sausage/ here?

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Libs by 12 seats.

Tassie's going to go Labor. Vic is sick of Andrews and will swing to Libs. Qld, WA will go Libs. No idea what happens in SA. NSW will decide it, as always. A few marginal seats that even the pundits can't figure out.

Either way its gonna be an interesting night.

t. Voted Libs and ALA in the senate.

Voted Labour

WA will swing to Labor. But it won't make too much of a difference since the WA Liberals are already on huge margins.

>Labour
>u

Fuck off

Daily reminder those who donkey vote are merely jobless virgins who still live at home

Nothing wrong with putting pauline first mate.

voted all right wing meme parties lads, liberal, labor and the greens didn't even make it to a single box on my ballot.

Yeah there'll likely be a swing coz Barnett's on the nose but I just assume everyone over there loves Bishop and secretly hope she'll stab Turnbull in the back eventually and that's enough reason for them to return the Libs.

Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has labelled a conservative senator a "homophobe" for pushing for a review of a taxpayer-funded program aimed at helping lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans and/or intersex (LGBTI) school students.

abc.net.au/news/2016-02-24/shorten-labels-bernardi-a-homophobe-over-safe-schools/7195664

Maybe I'm just hungry but that pic looks good. Fuck me. Meat onions and mustard.

they arent doing a /democracy sausage/ at my voting poll

i guess thats what happens when you live in a town with a population of 1000 people. im still pissed but. they were cooking bacon and egg rolls last time :(

my senate vote is pretty weird, 1 national, 2 liberal, 2 labor, 2 ldp, 1 ala (i couldnt bring myself to vote for meme anderson), 2 nxt and some other right wing meme party. we /hungparliament/ now

is there fucking ketchup on that

Ketchups for faggots. Tomato sauce is for men

>in

guess who got my vote cunts

should I vote above or below the line?

Me and mum did our bit and voted One Nation first. You all do the same.

tomato sauce, seppo mustard and fried onions is GOAT

but you prefer chicongo salad dogs, right?

the only acceptable toppings for a hot dog are mustard, dill relish, raw onions, and sauerkraut

anything else is for pussies and 6 year olds

Let's hope Australia get's a revolution.

Oh wait, nvm, Australia doesn't have Muslims flooding. It's fine the way it is.

Don't be so sure of that m8

We will if Labor gets in.

shiit gonna go pretend to vote for a sausage sizzle

Australia needs a revolution against the left. We literally have the communist Greens having the balance of power pulling us all left. This ends today. #1 LDP based Leyonhjelm. Based freedom flakes cereal.

> Shorten calls people homophobes

What a faggot

>lyin' helm receives $30,000 donation from tobacco industry
>"changes his mind" about tobacco being bad for you
>now a literal paid shill for BAT

Let's be fair here. If you go to Cory Bernardi's social media pages, it will be very obvious that Cory Bernardi is the literal definition of homophobic. Like, he is actually scared of gay people for real. I am not making this up.

His page is chrischan levels of dribble and fear.

gtfih

>Shorten calls people a "homophobe" in order to appeal to the LGBT community

Fuck australia.

Go catch Koala-AIDS

Is that Michael Moore simulator? Is it any good? I've been waiting for it to go on sale on Steam to purchase it.

>tfw no artschool qt to spit on you when you vote for literally hitler :(

Hope you voted for Meow whatever the fuck his name is for the Science party.

source?

Who here >belowtheline master race?
Did you number every box or only twelve?
Which state had the most senate candidates?
>116 in Victoria.

Why should I vote liberal? As a young about to be graduate, won't this just make things more difficult for me?

>No penalty rates

Just put Jackie lambie no 1 on senate vote

I've never voted before help.

Voting is a meme.

Take photo of ballot paper we will help out

Real straya question time : What should I get on me snag?

Was thinking about going classic onions and tomato sauce, but I saw a bloke with onions and barbecue sauce and thought ' I wouldn't mind some of that either'

>australins have a democracy


was this the worst idea ever or the best idea ever?

Barbecue always

Buy two, one classic and one with barbecue sauce. Report back with your results.

Whats the yellow shit?

> TFW. I work saturdays and dont get a sausage.

....i will have to go to bunnings tomorrow to buy one. It will be the same but will not taste like freedom mixed with left wing tears.

Take a guess.

>protip: it's not his piss

>Americans will never understand the biggest decision of an Australian election day

My house of reps will be lib regardless of how I vote. But for the Senate I'm voting:
Pirates
Online democracy
Vote flux
Independents
One nation
Everyone else
Labour
Libs
Greens
Health australia
Fred Nile

what is the most anti islam party that an individual can vote for?

>ketchup and mustard on a sausage

Gas yourself

Every mixed tomato and BBQ?

Me neither, report back the results and maybe we'll sent you a triple j fun pack.

Green paper is local seat. Number all boxes.

Big senate white paper you can do 1-100 if you want. Suggested is preference the minor parties you like then the major parties after that.

Eg. 1 LDP, 2 LNP

Or 1 LDP 2 Katter 3 Shooters and fishers, 4 LNP 5 Labor 6 Greens.

Up to you when your senate vote expires but generally you want your minor party to try and get a seat and if they dont then a major party gets it after that or it expires after whatever number.

> mustard isnt even an option

I will vote for whoever made this glorious decision

What the fuck is ketchup ameritard

>Never believed in Aussie threads
>now you're in one

Pauline Hanson. She'll be stringing apex up too

what party is she, i don't follow politics at all

Looks like condensed piss

Depends on how much you like meme parties.

Lol fuck off. Their stance has remained the same, its a personal choice, sin taxes are shit and you dont have to condone something to tolerate peoples free choices.

Pauline Hanson's One Nation

Well it tastes like condensed piss.

koool

> mfw i saw them all running down swanston st to fight the islanders

>Online democracy
>Vote flux
Enjoy the coercion of mobsters who will want to """trade""" your vote tokens.

When do the polls close? Is anyone live streaming? I'd like 2 watch

About 7 hours

BBQ sauce is made from tomato sauce you twit

They better have bacon and egg sangas down at the polling place.

I'm gonna tell all the cunts trying to last minute advertise me that I'll vote Libs unless there are bacon and egg sangas.

Am gonna wait til lunchtime to vote.
Sausage time.

Facebook right now:
> hey guys make sure you get out there and vote!!!!!!........as long as it is for my party preference otherwise you're basically literally hitler

pretty much the same here. it's just awful.

Democracy is a lie and preference votes are fraud.

6PM local time (so final votes are 6PM AWST, So about 7AM US PST.

The tally starts from the moment the counting offices start getting back boxes of votes though...
Live results coming in soon from abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/

Who /handingouthowtovotecards/ here? Im going to be ruthless as fuck

What's wrong with that faggot? Cory Bernardi can be however scared he wants to be of faggots ruining the country.

I bet you support fag marriage too faggot.

i have a feeling the cucks are in for a shock this year

Care to explain your logic mate?

Real question is how many votes will the Greens lose. Last election they lost like 500,000 a lot of them to Palmer.

>caring about greens
>even in failure

Greens are the new Democrats, dead.
>Still with Pauline back, maybe Natasha will come back next election...

I'm torn lads, sausae sizzle or $4 whopper with bbq sauce and angry onions.

Eldopassogirl.jpeg

Why not both?

I live in bumfuck nowhere, no or sissle Hungry jacks. liek f ur cri ereyrtme

>Saw and smelled the snags while queuing up.
>Finish voting, greens last fuckya
>Bbq has run out of gas and snags gone

Is this what despair feels like?

>tfw sausage sizzle was closed by the time I finished voting

>Whopper for PM
Jack Cowin fucked up.

Whopper is murkan burger.
Bacon Deluxe (best burger) is actually a Hungry Jacks unique burger, also the real obvious choice would have been AUSSIE BURGER FOR PM.

I know brother... I forgot cash so no snag... So unaustralian mate, I'll vote for anyone that'll make the voting snags free.

boner achieved

> Labor leadership spill, 2013
> Liberal leadership spill, 2015
> Collapse of the two-party system
> Greens to take control in 2016

IT'S HAPPENING

Give it to me straight, anons.
Who should I vote for if I don't want a bajillion refugees pouring into the country?

'no'

>people voting for social reasons this year
>muh immigrants
>muh gender issues
What a shitty election season.

>Not listening to Clive
GREENS ARE A CIA FRONT!
>According to Clive.

No. Not to you at least.

except for the massive strain it puts on the health system.

Sister voting for the first time this year, asked me what she should vote for.

>Me: Vote whatever you want, just put the Greens last
>Sister: But one of my friends are in the Greens.
>Mum from the other room: Yeah, and he's an idiot

She'll be the only 18 year old female not voting Greens.

ASADA should get involved, I reckon the Liberal's doctor has been injecting supplements into the players.

I think they should be suspended for the next season.