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the giraffe vs the mammal (idk what it is) is the greatest /tennis/ image of all time

>foxposter spotted in the pokemon thread

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probably my fav album atm after Laughing Stock

Stop calling me a thief. I am an appropriator which is very different

t. not even jthief

u tried stealing Sofya (and got her name wrong in the process!)

how does one appropriate gf? protip u can't aka ur a liar too. Seek solace in the house of God

love Benneteau
HATE memerev

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Sonya is mine. Back off mate

love FILA, Bass Pro Shops
HATE nike

Imagine doing this to Carolina.

Tennis girls are not for sexual

Would rather to carina

>russia banned

i bet 99% of girls like hot and passioante sex.

At the day she is sweaty and tired on a tennis court with an indifferent tired poker face

At the evening she is cute and shy walking with her dog(would ost an mp4, but lost)

At the evening she is dreaming about steamy sex, about hard pounding big guy and an orgasm.

its just biological.


look at the attached pic and know she is having dirty sex every night with boyfriend. slaps, nasty eyes, moans, like in any and every porn.

Absolutely kikebook tier

I bet that smells really bad

I never had a girlfriend

^i did but it was in the 7th grade and for like 4 days

^why haven't you had one since Hun? :)

I also never had a gf only drunken one night stands

I never had a drunken one night stand

She is lesbian this tis highly unlikely she does any sexual act with a boyfriend

I gave up on women

i love woman
i mean, if i had a gf, i would lvoe her so much!

e.g.
today i watched the movie 'how we spent our holidays' for the 2nd time(just because it was on TV), th movie with Rosemund Pike about family struggles

there were a scene where she and her ex-husband were arguing and shouting because of traffic jam
if she was my wife, i would never argue and shout(in non-ironic) way at her!!! i would hug and kiss and lay me head on her and gently massage her and hold her hand all the time

>t. Went on a date with a fatty like two weeks ago

Because I'm inadequate to regular women.

Do you happen to live in Texas? This sounds almost exactly like one of my practice partners

>She is lesbian
1. proof?
2. 94% of 'lesbian' woman of age of 20-30 in 2010s are nothing more than a consequence of multipication of (too much free time) and (too much of a sexual freedom/debauchery/fornication). They are not lesbians, the are just experementing. In XX century bohema called it 'exploring the sexuality' or 'experementing with sexuality'
St Vincent, Cara Delevigne, Amber Heard all are fake lesbians who would gladly accept a good cock from good guy if they did not knew about a fancy lesbianism.

What do you mean did the fatty have dementia or something?

We love you tho Gabe

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>>>/kc/

Kc royals pls go

Lineup for tomorrow

Have some good throwback music
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Zhuhai lineup for tomorrow

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>Bruno Mars

This is unironically succs best chance to reach the WTF in a strong era. Let's show these betabois the power of bench press, serve and topspin forehands

Steve Johnson would be proud

Also old Bruno>new Bruno

All Bruno =shit you filthy flyober resident

lel they're posting Sup Forums memes on pbs right meow

t. racist

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Truth can't be racist

the word "truth" can be horribly misused tho

Great performances is on PBS for me

It was on the week with Charlie Rose now they're talking about the wedding industrial complex

i love you /xis/
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Who was in the wrong here?

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kiki

You for posting this bullshit

Don't disrespect Caro ever again

She's a dike also keep your manchildren shit on Sup Forums

>Delpoo
>Cilbitch
Is the women's ATP at the moment, dare I say it, more consistent than the men's?

fun fact: one of the 10 finals Benneteau lost was against Isner in 2011 (Winston-Salem)
very likely to see a repeat of that if he is to make it past SUCC

It's the end of the season and people don't give a shit anymore or are preparing for the wtf/ngf/davis cup

Just a few thoughts on 2017 Women's tennis:

While some might actually be cheering for the high emotional and entertaining factor because of the unpredictable randomness, it's also undisputable fact that this has been - based on the quality of play - one of the lowestlows in recorded history.
This is easily illustrated by 3 examples:

First, Mladenovic, who has lost 13 consecutive matches, will miss the over-winter Top 10 just by a few points and most likely remain 11 until next year's AO.

Second, the changing No. 1. In fact it actually started when (temporary) retired Serena Williams switched week-on-week-off positions with chronical choking German Angelique Kerber. Then, it became a real travesty when Halep, Muguruza and Pliskova turned the top spot into a hot seat. If anyone thinks this was accomplished, then I'd say he couldn't be more wrong. The No. 1 was mostly defended by the challengers' choking.

Third, the Slams became a joke. Aside from AO, every Slam was a huge freak show. If you think an childish mental midget like Jelena Ostapenko winning the Frencho Pen was already a huge devastation of the credibility of a Grand Slam champion, you probably haven't seen this:

>Stephens' all 15 wins this season came in the space of 4 weeks

That's right. Four weeks of "consistency" was apparently enough to win a GS in 2017. Note that roughly two weeks of this was the performance during the Slam itself.

That's about it. For everyone putting waifus and memes over tennis 2017 surely was a fun to experience rollercoaster; for everyone else a gianormous shitfest.

09:15 Görges - Sevastova

Goerges and Sevastova progressed to the semi-finals with two straight-set wins in the group stages. Both of these players have already won one WTA title in 2017 (Moscow and Mallorca) and here's the chance for them to lift a second WTA title in a year for the first time in their career.
Georges is on the rise again (48/23 in 2017) after having few average seasons in the past. Recently she won the title at Moscow breaking her 6-year long barren run, the German #1 was really solid on-serve as she was broken just twice in her two matches. Goerges is on a seven-match winning run at the moment and six of them were straight-set wins.
The German #1 has already played 6 semi-finals in 2017, apart from losing two SFs earlier this year at Auckland and Doha she has managed to win the remaining four consecutive semi-finals in Mallorca, Bucharest, Washington and Moscow.
Sevastova was going through a rough patch since losing to Stephens in US Open 2017 where she lost three straight matches, she looks to have found her form back here in Zhuhai as she has put in two consistent performances so far. Her work was made little easy as her opponents (Stephens and Strycova) were poor this week. The Latvian has already played three semi-finals in 2017 losing two and winning one. She won her recent semi-finals match at Mallorca beating Garcia in straight sets.
Though the German leads the H2H 3-2, Sevastova will be quite confident going in to this contest having beaten Goerges in their most recent meeting at WTA Mallorca final back in June this year. But the German has won two of their three indoor meetings. Sevastova has the better defence and coupled with her ability to turn defence in to offence will be a nightmare for attacking players such as Goerges. Though Goerges is clearly the player in form and starts the match as favorite, the Latvian does have an equal chance in this contest.

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12:00 This contest is easily the pick of the semi-finals draw and this match could probably end up as the best match of the entire tournament. Both of these players are in exceptional form, firing aces and hitting winners at will and it's a shame one of them has to bow out of the event on Saturday.
Barty is having the best season of her career and she has been utterly dominant this week, the Aussie completely outplayed two top players in Pavlychenkova and Kerber (struggling for form) in her group matches. She was broken just twice this week and has fired 20 aces in total.
Vandeweghe lost her very first set this week against Peng and from there on she looked absolutely sublime. Vandeweghe did admit she felt a lot better against Vesnina than she did in her opening match against Peng, "I was feeling the court underneath me a little bit more." The US #2 smashed 30 winners and 11 aces in her win against Vesnina.
This will be Vandeweghe's fourth semi-finals appearance of the season (Aus Open, Stanford & US Open) and she managed to win just once. Though she is enjoying the best season of her career (35/18), she's yet to win a title in 2017, the American would feel this could be her chance considering the conditions in Zhuhai.
Barty has 100% record in semi-finals this season, played three and won three against X Han, Muguruza and Ostapenko. Barty won her maiden WTA title at Kuala Lumpur this year.
Vandeweghe is the highest ranked player remaining in the draw but she is the only to player to have lost a set and also the only player yet to win a WTA title this year. Meanwhile, Barty is the lowest ranked player remaining in the draw but she has lost the fewest games (12) of the final four.
This will be the first ever meeting between these two players. Considering the way these players are serving this week, this match could easily go Over 20.5 games, expect Vandeweghe to come out on top.

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Don't forget Venus' Wimbly bagel and what would have been the biggest waste of money buying tickets for less than an hour and a half of play.

If we have a stable #1 then half of that is fixed desu.

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sevastova needs to get out of here with this weaksauce shit

Thanks

>dat """""ass"""""
>teh memery around her person vs. her actual performance

Is she the Eugene Bouchard of porn sports?

Also post Vesnina, Ivan

didn't she accuse the other dude of rape?

Jack thiccc and john ebinsner final

lel yes and he still works in porn

nah she sued the organizers because she slipped on a mysterious, slippery fluid on the floor of the dchanging room afaIr

that's fucked

that youtube account that streams all the wtayyy has been shut down :(

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>Grigor will never stop choking
Y live

>the new federer

JULIA :)

kek wtf, im about to make another $1k if isner doesn't cuckold me

degenerate.... and as this is not a 250, isner WILL choke

>degenerate

ok poor fag

nah if i didnt live in the us i would be a rich af better

Are you going to put a bit on a horse for the Melbourne Cup? Honestly no idea what to spread $100 on

You can bet using nitrogen etc but you need to use BTC. Its not illegal to bet in the US, just to take bets.

Melbourne cup is a pretty big meme man, I like Humidor who is a pretty short fav but if some 100:1 roughie comes in its not going to be a surprise.

>Its not illegal to bet in the US, just to take bets.
i dont believe u
now betting on horse is pretty damn dumb m88

>if ur not a bet degenerate ur poor
lmao

post bank account

>Nitrogen
Based taste, got a good chunk of folio in Funfair and Bitcoin right now. Ready to hop into more alts if 2x ends up blundering.

Yeah horses are really lotto, but this race on Tuesday every year is a public holiday over here so might as well toss it away for fun.

>i don't believe u


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Hello.
How are you today, Sup Forums ?

> I have a tons of shit to do but I'm too lazy / depressed to get motivated.
> My favorites players are Djoko, DelPotro, Thiem and Tsonga.
> I hate Nadal without a single good reason.
> I dont know if atp/wta equal prize money is a good thing or not.
> I like to speak about tennis, I could read all day stats about tennis and make excel charts about it (and I do). But watching full match is boring as fuck, I just watch highlight.

I also like to post my tennis waifu.

post excel charts

Barty is fat and has zero tits. Really repulsive body t bh.

Coco is THICC

i want ash barty to ash farty on my face

What is missing, nick?

meaning

>not ash barty to ass farty

you missed out the easiest shot

how much money laundering did/does your ceo do?

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OpenOffice document.
Takes few minutes to open.

At the ophthalmologist's office.

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