Recommend my mom a movie

>recommend my mom a movie
>tell her we should watch it some time
>"I'm not your girlfriend"

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well, there are worse things than
>tfw no gf
I dated a girel for mote time now, she visited "friends" in the capital for weekend. Than she cancelled a date and hasn't contact me ever since.
Thats it ?

Your mom sounds like a bitch

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i don't really like watching movies with other people unless i've already seen it, so i'm with your mom on this one. that probably makes me autistic or something, i dunno

let me guess, white?

>tfw no mommy gf

your mom definitely is into you bro she's just being tsundere. a normal mom response would be "sorry i'm pretty busy with things but if i get time i'll let you know".

she goes straight into "i'm not your girlfriend". who said she was? one might ask. it was in her mind, she envision it user, engorged in arousal after your proposal she quickly shutdown your offer to spare herself the embarrassment of visible orgasm.

you're pretty much in user, just keep flirting with her and you'll get that movie date.

This reminds me of my mom and how she always wants to watch Harry Potter 5,6, and 7 with me. I should really do that sometime before anything happens and I regret it for the rest of my life.

>mom's husband calls
>don't pick up the phone
I'm not his fr*ggin son for frick's sake, wtf

>mexican mum
>show her movies by Del Toro, Iñárritu and Cuaron
>doesn't get them, falls asleep
>really enjoys interstellar

bravo Nolan

>recommend my mom a movie
>tell her we should watch it some time
>she doesn't respond because she has been dead for six years

your post reminded me of this video
youtube.com/watch?v=OdXry79EifM&t=66s

>my mom wants to watch walking dead
>talks about how the lucille scene made her feel physically ill and want to quit watching the show forever because its not fair to kill characters like that
>starts crying and gasping with tears running down her face in every forced emotional scene of characters looking at each other and smiling
>shes too upset to make me my hamburger helper

fuck this gay earth

is this an incest thread?
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Rude mom.

My mom is best mom and we watch movies all the time.

kek, im hispanic and i just hung a wall calendar from my local grocery.

Don't fuck your mom OP
That's my job.

>Are you ready for your workout with Mommy, user? We'll watch a movie afterwards!

> recommend my mom tv shows that she would like.
> goes on Netflix and watches some one star movie with no name actors and complains about how bad it was.

Nah, it doesn't. Unless the TV is already on, and it just gives you something to look at while you hang out I don't really go out of my way to watch movies with people because there are other things to do and feel like it's kinda boring when people insist on marathoning a show

>tfw your parents have shit taste

>TFW You don't have as much pocket money as you thought you did so you have to go downstairs and ask mum to give you twenty quid so you can pay the prostitute you hired.

lol

I wanna hang out with your mum she sounds BASED

Tell me about bane! Why does he have no teeth?

>watch TWD with dad
>Negan comes on
>Dad crosses his legs and tells me to get him a beer
Fucking asshole can wait for the commercial break

>tfw your mom likes everything you show her

>not keeping your mom's clothes and wearing them sometime

is this the new mommy thread

>put on trenchcoat and tophat
>sneak up behind my mon
>grab her by the neck
>"mhmmm yes. You will. Watch kino with me now"
>mom is screaming
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice open her skirt and brassiere
>mom is nude
>"mhmmmm I will mhmmm hmm fix this"
>stare mom autistictly as she continues sobbing
>"Mhmmm powder"
>she stares confused
>"You. Yes. Mhmmm. Work for hmmmm me now"
>mom runs to her room and brings me johnson's baby powder
>smear some of it on my palm and blow it in moms face
>"yana hoo watayko inca no ay"
>mom is legit scared now
>"Boat mhmm"
>mom runs to the kitchen makes me a banana boat sundae in the nude
>swallow whole banana boat with gloves on
>"be. Very fareful. Mhmmm now"
>mom falls to the ground in submission
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice off her thumb
>"You mhmmm betrayed me. Gave no sister mhmmm Im always in mhmmm hmmm your head now hmmm"
>*take pants off*
>*fuck mom*
>mid fuck slice open her throat
>attach MS paint print out with Cholera written on it on moms corpse
>turn 360 and walk away menancingly humming soundtrack