/Elections 2016/ - Sausage Sizzle Edition

Polls close in about 8 hours from now or 10 hours if you're in WA.

Who did you vote for

I hope you all voted Labor unless you are willing to sign the pledge, phams.

I haven't voted yet, but I'm voting Xenophon in the electorate of Sturt and in the Senate.

Vote 1 for Greens mateys

FOR VICTORIA

Vote this way for the Senate:

[ 1 ] Pauline Hanson's One Nation
[ 2 ] Rise Up Australia
[ 3 ] Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
[ 4 ] The Fred Nile Group
[ 5 ] Mature Australia
[ 6 ] Derrin Hinch's Justice Party

We need to coordinate better.

>australians
>actually voting

I drew a phat cock on the ballot paper then farted in the booth and left.

Even in the voting booth

>born in Sri Lanka
>converted to christianity by an Aussie missionary
>worked as an underground missionary in Saudi Arabia
>claims to have literally resurrected a girl from the dead with prayer
>wanted to end muslim immigration before it was trendy and force the ones here to convert or fuck off
>wants to take back farmland from the arabs and chinese
>wants to get rid of any law restricting free speech (hate speech nonsense)

Vote 1 cooky curry crusader

Can you imagine how powerful labor would be if it anti-immigration and anti-homo

Did you wash your uncut willy before going to vote, m8?

>giving alp your second preference

so, you basically voted labor.

>australians
>actually voting

Our elections have like a 90% turnout m8

House of reps.
1. Greens
2. Labor
3. Lib dem
4. Katter
5. No tolls and consumer rights
6. Family first
7. LNP

I didn't bother filling out the senate form, I just numbered the six
mixed bag
1. Lib dem
2. Shooters & Fishers
3. Xenophon
4. Katter
5. Labor
6. Greens

Family First and One Nation.

>didn't register to vote

First for /sausage/ roll call.

Who /sausage/ here?

Seeing as faggot marriage is a big vote decider for young cunts, would the country be better off if we just legalized it now so cunts would actually think about their votes past that?

i just got my name crossed off and didnt number any of my papers.

> throw away your vote simply too troll Sup Forums

We truly live in the holden age of shit posting

fucking triggered

>people voting for major parties in the senate

just fuck up my election, mane.

fuck i feel like voting now

>Living in the inner west
shiggy diggy doo

he sounds pretty based what party is he?

I'm tempted on wearing my /k/ soviet surplus gear then just stand there staring down the Liberal pushers with my hand resting on my hip.

Don't know if they could complain about harassment though.

This, I went to vote last year and they said my name wasn't on the paper.
Didn't receive a fine in the mail.

Perhaps I'm just not in the system?

Rise Up Australia

Yeah it's going to get legalized whether liberal or labor get in and finally the cunts can shut up about it.

>mfw be silent voter
>mfe i need to go into king william to change my address
>mfw i didnt so now i have to go vote in a different area to where i live

what time should i go so i dont get hit by crowds?

Well LNP is promising a very expensive, very drawn out referendum on it, which will (if the polls are to go by) go in favour of gay marriage by well over 60%. May as well just be done with it and legalise it rather than waste time, money and effort on the inevitable, assuming LNP stick to their promise of a referendum.

That's not a sausage roll

>Completely forgot about voting
>Usually rely on those shitty cards they send in the mail
Well fuck, time to get clean and vote

5pm or so, I just got back and it was really busy.

they seem pretty extreme, any chance of them winning any seats?

I don't think there should there should be too many crowds this year. A record number of people this year voted by pre-poll and postal vote.

Remember to vote early and vote often guys.

You can go and vote at each booth in your electorate (technically any in the state!), you may get a fine if they find you crossed twice or more but they wont be able to cancel your vote obviously as the ballot is anonymous.

Zero chance.

Lads which party will best facilitate my dole bludging? Will the anti-shitskin Sup Forums-approved parties take away my NEETbux if I vote for them?

ACTU shill pls go

I've vote Greens because they have policies I agree with.

Posting to Sup Forums after is just the cherry on the cake desu

great. do the lib dems have any chance of making gains?

>bun
>not bread
>sausage roll
>not sausage sizzle
get the fuck out

I'm the tranny from last night, I'm voting for the people who will help me the most

Too late senpai, should've gone at 8.

It's getting legalized eventually, but one of the parties are fucking dipshits and think an expensive plebiscite is a good idea.

Stop ruining threads with your perversion bro.

Socialists and Labor are the leech parties

3.89MB
Killing my bandwidth m8

Shill: The post

Vote Labor as many times as you can.

I doubt that the only Lib Dem senator will be reelected. The only reason why he was elected in the first place was because voters were too stupid to tell the difference between "Liberal" and "Liberal Democrat".

Where you getting your /sausage/?

>Never been to Bunnings detected

Notice the bread is folded to display the Illuminati allegiance.

2 pigs in one blanket? Absolute madman.

Cheers mate, you've got some sane ideas about policy

That particular type of voter fraud can get you a $1700 fine, you fucking walnut.

literally voting in order of whoever offends the most people

>hot dog roll
>mustard

get the fuck off my board you unaustralian cunt

Is it illegal to spit at people?

I want to spit at the Liberal fucktards, NBN stopped 200m from my house in 2014 and I was supposed to get rollout back in early 2015, now i'm not even on the three year rollout.

Nice sausage. Needs more onion.

so literally no based party will have any candidates elected?

>I'm voting for the people who will help me the most
The best help you could get would be a bullet in the brain.

voting once is bad enough.

>very expensive, very drawn out referendum
How fucking stupid. Everyone already has an opinion. Lets just vote on the stupid shit

Remember to vote early and vote often guys. NUMBER EVERY BOX AND PUT THE LNP LAST, IT'S WHERE THEY PUT YOU!

You can go and vote at each booth in your electorate (technically any in the state!), you may get a fine if they find you crossed twice or more but they wont be able to cancel your vote obviously as the ballot is anonymous.

oh I agree

How come we have no good right wing parties like Europe does

>not mustarding your sausage

Mustard is Sup Forums approved.

>muh internet

shut the fuck up cunt

You can go and vote at each booth in your electorate (technically any in the state!), you may get a fine if they find you crossed twice or more but they wont be able to cancel your vote obviously as the ballot is anonymous.

You should thank them you dumbass.
Labor wanted to build the NBN, but they also wanted to censor the internet.
Guess what one of the sites was on their leaked block list? FUCKING Sup Forums

It depends on your definition of based. The party I'm voting for will have at least 3 senators and two MPs.

Yes and you should definitely abuse the booth workers, it is those fuckers who will convince people to put more Liberals in office who will do nothing to give us a decent NBN.

Familiar, if I could share my NBN with you, I would, but I can't. All I can do is encourage you to vote Labor as many times as you can.

Well the news I was watching said the referendum would likely take over a year, maybe 2 and cost millions of dollars. Seems fucking needless to be honest considering legalised gay marriage would win easily. If they want to stand against it they'd probably do better than this shit idea

Actually they abandoned that policy years ago, mate, during the Rudd days.

Fraudulent voting offences under the Act include the following:

impersonating anyone for the purposes of obtaining a ballot paper and voting, maximum penalty: imprisonment for 6 months (section 339(1)(a) and (b)).

voting more than once at the same election, penalty: 10 penalty units (i.e. $1 700) (section 339(1A), (1B) and (1C)).

intentionally voting more than once in the same election: 60 penalty units (i.e. $10 200) or imprisonment for 12 months, or both (section 339(1C)).

Good morning Nige. You never know, if the world's current political climate is anything to go by, some fringe candidates might get enough votes to nab a seat

So Liberal have this in the bag right I don't want safe schools and a shit tonne of refugees flooding in.

>implying Sup Forums doesn't elevate you on the national terrorist watchlist
i sure hope you aren't interested in pressure cookers and fireworks because if you are you'll quickly spike up to the top 500 suspects in the country automatically

t. ex special agent shitposter

Mustard is foreign garbage.

>I have no idea how my name got crossed off 17 times, familiar, I swear
>Prove it was me pls

>Implying our government is capable of that kind of surveillance.

>relying on NBN

Not even once

>himself
Triggered. Spat out my sausage mate.

Trump

>they wont be able to cancel your vote obviously as the ballot is anonymous
If the number of dodgy votes included in the count exceeds the margin of victory for the winning candidate then the election will be voided and a new one has to take place.

>2/25/2014

What is it in this century user?

It is likely that Liberals will form government, yes.

But anything could happen, and indeed they could be facing a hostile Senate (again).

You only need to look at Queensland's last election where the LNP were in for 1 term on a massive majority (78 seats to Labor's 7) and just 1 election later Labor won 44 seats to the LNP's 42 seats.

Anything could happen, familiar.

sorry m8

that party is?

>more or less 10 different nationalist, anti-immigration and anti-Islam parties
>splitting the vote so literally none excprt Hanson get elected

Top kek.

It is same, it is still fibre, I just have not re-done test.

>implying they're not
to put it into perspective for you, when snowden did what he did i read it in the newspaper, laughed, and went "so THAT'S how we do that"

they're not going to break down your front door for looking up nuclear bomb information, but if you're in an area suspected of holding terrorists and you're like number 55 on the list of high value suspects, you may get a boot up your ass from a raid team

>mfw Greens pick up 15 seats in the upper house.

both are retarded

transitioning is not the way gender dysphoria, a mental illness, not physical illness, should be treated

I hate you and hope you die soon

>go to vote
>no sausage sizzle
>just a shit tier cake and jam stand

Is there somewhere I can report this?
This is a deliberate abortion on the Australian voting system.
I was so mad that I almost forgot to vote 1 ALA.

reddit please leave

Fuck me now I'm hungry

>this sausage triggers the aussie

Don't fuck up Australia.

The Trio of Anglo Powers will all have right wing shifts unless you fuck up and vote green or labor.

Canada doesn't count.

I hope you die. I hope muslims rape your daughters and your whole family dies of AIDS.