/Heem/: Filthy Animal Edition

News: fuck wmma

fuck you

two black bulls staring at their prey

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*zzzzzoooooom*

jesus what a shit thread

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>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

stop it OP

Who /bader/ here?

don't forget about assaulting teenagers

Is Bisping shook?

yes. he knows his time is up so he's chimping out

Is he even here or is this a script?

>it's a get hype by the bellator prelims then completely lose interest during the main card because of the commercials

Watching Starcraft championships instead.

what do you call this submission?

That monster! :(

No

BASED

GSP is living rent free in his head.

>First and Only Man to Lose to GSP at Middleweight while under USADA

Cave exploring.

Checking the oil.

>it's real

the absolute madman

She was so fucking gorgeous. Why won’t she grow it back?

Callen an Schaub are obviously lovers.

Starting to suspect Young Jamie is Rogans boy toy.

didnt he say shit about brazil before he even went to brazil or did i just hear misinfo? if so, what did he expect would come of it? pretty cheeky either way tho lol

This shit is awesome, period.

because she's a fighter you jack fuck

No, the first time he talked any shit about Brazil was when he called into The MMA Hour from Sao Paulo and called it a dump. So it was before the fight but he was already there.

>tfw comfy bellator with goldy

Yeah he was talking shit about it before but it seemed more playful than anything

I love watching Bellator because of the Tito Ortiz Dave n Busters commercial, I laugh so hard every time.

The UFC letting Bader go was really dumb considering how weak the lhw division is.

Yeah because the whole “get fucked up by KK and act all hardcore” act is going so well. I can’t wait for JJ to skullfuck her.

She still is gorgeous. If hair is a deal breaker then you gay

because she's psychologically deranged

>you will never get paid to watch live mma while being high on coke

What does that have to do with anything? Nobody else worthy of mention is bald.

I had forgotten this guy existed already

Didn’t expect a filthy animal to remember anything but how to eat shit and piss.

could I make a living parlaying all the favorites on kekator cards?

Is /OurGuy/ Oleinik gonna submit Blaydes with a meme choke?

How convenient.

Kek

Yes, wasn't impressed with Blaydes last performance.

And still undisputed UFC strawweight champion of the world!

Yeah because short hair is feminine

Anyone think Mike Perry should get Neil Magney next? Perry is obviously on his way up and he deserves a good name after the Alves fight slipped away. Considering magney is 2/2 in his last 4 and both losses were 1st round stoppages, i think he needs to prove he still deserves his ranked spot, and perry is the right test.

If GSP beat Bisping and then called out Anderson would you be okay with that?

I think I would.

Your behavior is more animalistic than mine. Always attacking.

FILTHY ANIMAL

Magny is matched with Condit
Sorry

>no JJ catholic gf to pray the rosary with me before bed and training

5 years ago

His fights are boring

I don’t understand monkeyspeak, sorry.

>y~your words hurt, stahp Dx

EVERYTHING ELSE
IS VIRTUALLY
IDENTICAL

No. If he wins he should fight Whittaker.

The division has been held up too much.

Well, I'm sorry you can't read your own language. It must be tough being illiterate.

I love lellator

is forrest griffin an alcoholic?

So much eyeliner.

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Mentally ill coalburner. An overt masochist.

Their making a waco movie are they going to show how the atf cooked the babies in the basement?

Heather Hardy was -450 in her last fight, huge favorites get blown the fuck out all the time. Rizin would be a better org for that which is why it's harder to place bets on their fights

must be tough living in a dump

who is this guy bader fighting? I dont usually watch lelator

Aww he’s trying to speak!

Pat Barry is mixed and his dad is white.

Imagine how good it was to get away from Joe Rogan after all those years.

post yours after that press conference

>your own language

It's not his language, it's English language. Unitedstanians haven't been around long enough to have their own language.

If Whittaker doesn't get the next title shot I will actually go to Dana White's house and shit on his pillow.

Goldie is unironically way better than Rogaine

>star wars

Hope he gets heemed

bong that is a shitty wrestler and can get a few subs

bader should beat him but we all know bader

based bader

OMG the Darth Vader sound effect.

Fat Hairy is 38 years old. Rose is 25 years old.

*tips*

>American definitions of whiteness

>he doesn't listen to Believe You Me

Bisping has already guaranteed that he will beat Whittaker after he heems GSP.

I remember Michael Chandler was -800 against that jobber I forget his name. Autism happens in Bellator a lot.

you're using that meme wrong

what about ebonics?

>tfw natural athelete/fighter but too mentally weak

Who are the most mentally weak fighters?

bix nood yo

This meme legitimately angers me

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you know your organization is fucked when ryan bader is your champ

There are more people that speak North American english than there are who speak English english. We took what was theirs and made it ours, something the English know plenty about

At least I'm trying. Now if you at least tried to lose some weight so we don't have to look at your disgusting fatness.

Bob sapp

Unironically, Whittaker would fuck Bisping up.

is 217 the whitest main card in a long time or what?

You know that trope, where women cut their hair off to make themselves look ugly, because they were abused as a child, and consider their attractiveness to be the reason they were assaulted?

Bader didn't even lose much in the UFC, he's decent