2500 word essay due in 5 weeks

>2500 word essay due in 5 weeks
>can't stop browsing Sup Forums

what the FUCK am I supposed to do?

is it about racism in modern kino??

>5 weeks

Holy shit, quit bitching and do your fucking work, you fat pussy.

that's a big troll 4 u

The opening scene of TDKR is already 282 words, include that and you're 1/10th of the way there.

takes like 2 hours m8. do it the day before. youll be fine

just write everything you read here

2,500 isn't really that bad, really. Unless you're absolutely swamped, 5 weeks is plenty of time. You'll do fine, bro.

>one letter essay due at my funeral
>can't stop shitposting

wtf

reblogged

Thats at most a week of work you faggot.

>200 word essay due in 7 months
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO

This is literally about 10 full Sup Forums posts at most.

I hope your memeing, if not top kekesus.

Hint: Just dont give up

I used to laugh at this meme and now i have to do 60k character work in 3 days

I underestimated this shit

>120 page long dissertation due in 6 months
What the FUCK do I do??

>2,500 words
thats really not that much, you could probably get it done in a day or a week if you spread it out.

>5 weeks
Nigger I wrote a 3000 word essay in one week you have plenty of time, just take 2 days for research, notes and essay structure planning, 2 days for write up and 1 day to review over

Do a page each day you fucking mongoloid. its really not that hard

That's like 8 hours work you tit

but i don't like work

>5 weeks
>Approximately 800 words a week
>Less than one page a week

I just did a 2500 word paper in 3 days. Give me a fucking break.

then just say you caught an infectious disease or have major surgery which you will need to recover from in the next 6 months

Sit down with your books and papers, and a couple of beers and carbs, no meat or fats. The beer and food should give you the energy and willpower to do your work.

>2500 words is too much
>five fucking weeks
Oh you poor freshman

>these responses

brendan?

i unironically couldn't do this

JUST

>60k characters
I honestly can't tell if you're memeing or not. Who the fuck assigns essays by the character?