>crowned king of a nation
>starts fucking singing
Was he legitimately autistic?
>crowned king of a nation
>starts fucking singing
Was he legitimately autistic?
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>crowned king of a nation
>starts fucking singing
Pretty common IRL
Go to bed George
>nation
Get your historical terms right
It would have been more autistic NOT to sing
>crowned king
how deep did he berry?
>tumblr
so am i
So did he and Arwen fuck or what
>crowned king of a nation
>doesn't immediately announce the tax policy
Was Tolkien legitimately autistic?
1 son and several daughters. So yeah. Must have been one hell of a wedding night since they waited like 70 years for it and he never had another woman before that (and she didn't have a man for thousands of years).
Do you think Arwen does anal
>crowned king
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME starts playing
>doesn't even give his tax plan in the song
If you waited that long to consummate a relationship then you would fuck in all ways possible.
the ending of rotk turned me gay. the moment i saw aragorn and legolas i wanted them to start making out. i turned back as a straight guy a couple of hours later
But what was his tax policy?
Do elves even shit? Do you think Arwen had to cleanse her ass beforehand?
>the moment i saw aragorn and legolas i wanted them to start making out.
when they put their hand on eachothers shoulder and aragorn said thank you, so fuckin hot.
Do you often think about the bowel habits of fictional races, user?
Were the audience taxed in any way to compensate his entertainment?
he's singing his oath
I always thought he was imagining it.
Arwen Gold does
>Crowned king of Gondor
>Immediately begins singing
>"Let me tell you how it will be. There's one for you, nineteen for me."
>"Cause I'm the TAXMAN yeahhh I'm the TAXMAN"
Yea elves poop, but it's solid logs that leave no residue. They wipe just to be sure but there's never anything there so they just put the cloth back in their pocket.
It had been so long since Gondor had a king, everyone thought it was normal.
Ever afterwards, all kings were expected to randomly break into song and whichever prince was the finest singer was declared the new ruler.
My friends you ____ _____ to no one
>that shot of the crowd as they slowly stop smiling and all look uncomfortable as he starts singing
was Jackson trying to make me laugh?
pay taxes
Who did he pick for his Master of Coin?
At my grandfathers funeral with my parents and my younger brother. Everybody was pretty sad as you would expect. Vicar is waffling on and on. Atmosphere is really grim. My younger brother bold as brass walks to the front of the church and starts singing this:
Some people seem charmed and the mood lifts slightly. Then my nan comes running up behind him and drags him out of the church by his hair. He is screaming and crying and it was bad.
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>crowned king of a nation
>doesn't have an extensive tax policy already planned out for the next 10 years
pay alimony