Memes aside, Chrissy would've demolished this senile fuck in a proper fight

Memes aside, Chrissy would've demolished this senile fuck in a proper fight.

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Chrissy was a bitch that got cucked left and right

Chrissy would have been too high to fight

There is never a one on one bare knuckle fights in those groups. And Paulie knew it, that's why he didn't care. Like when they killed that waiter.

lol no. Paulie is way bigger than that skinny shit.

this show sucks.
this is like capeshit for boomers.

He wasn't cucked, not even once. Ade was faithfull.

And exactly how many beatdowns did Tony order Chrissy to do?

No, when it came to violence it was Paulie who was sent. Bobby went if it required violent collections.

Chrissy was Tony's boy. That's why nobody slapped his bitch ass around. But they all knew he was a fucking liability.

Watch it, OP.

You realize she was ready to suck Tony's dick right?

You've got some balls you know that?

It's not one on one tho is it. Chrissy would have been fighting the system at that point, and everyone that did well within that system has an interest in maintaining it.

You realize she was desperate to get rid of the FBI , hence why she get's closer to Tony as that chick had advised her?

You do realize Paulie was a boxer and beat his ass, don't you?

That never happened.

@79458343

(You) gotta do better than that.

>This is the level of intelligence with which cucks consume media

No wonder Sup Forums is shit

>junkie neet who tries to make movies
vs
>war veteran, boxer and muscle with decades of experience
watch it op

He was a boxer when he was in the army, dumbass

I was referring to the second part, dumbass. Paulie've never beat Chris.

Meant to say "would have" beat his ass. My mistake in basic grammar.

Oh!

youtu.be/sRkE_Gv6ALM

Old and overweight psychos can be easily taken down.

They are feared because their money and status.

>former boxer vs street thug
>heavyweight vs featherweight

Paulie would have wrecked Crissy.

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This is sopranos power level thread now. Rate:

1. Furio
2. Bobby
3. Tony
4. Richie Aprile
5. Paulie
6. Artie Buco
7. Christopher
8. Benny

Artie was a faggot wimp. Even his juicy tittied wife knew it.

No shit. That didn't mean she didn't feel attraction to him. How fucking dense do you have to be?

>2. Bobby

>That didn't mean she didn't feel attraction to him.
Dude, the whole thing was fake. It literally happened in the same episode where FBI agent told her she needs to be closer to Tony to rat him out.

>thinking a gorgeous blonde is interested in a whiny nasally juvenile minded fat guy covered in sweat stains.

It's like a documentary of your life, right?

Fuck stupid Richie. Also:

>forgetting Nigger Kike Noah

Do you think Tony had any chances against him?

No way, he's got that old man strength in conjunction with being a hardened mob guy.

He is the beast in rage mode. He fucked up Benny pretty good.

Remember when he got his ass beat by that French faggot?

Most annoying face

He ripped off his earing, that wasn't a fair fight. Artie had an upper hand until then.

I would have liked to see him try in season one so that we wouldn't have to suffer through his whining in the rest of the series.

Chrissy was one of the most annoying bitches on television, second only to Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad.

Of course not! Noah would go full "insert Horror film from the 30s here" on his arse

You're lucky I don't kick your ass

It's a shame Jamal Ginsberg didn't at least get slapped around a bit after exposing his kikey nature.

Chrissy taking out this?

>a junkie
>a pussy
>a big nosed crybaby

Paulie should be second not Bobby
I wonder where's Sil in this. He never fought but he was clearly a tough motherfucker since he killed mostly with old school garote. And he could also get in beast mode as we saw when he was loosing money in gambling

I hoped he would get his ass kicked by Jacky Jr

And? He should have not worn an earring. His own dumbass fault. No such thing as a fair fight.

I agree Chrissy was a bitch but Tony Jr. was more like jesse

ITT: plebs.

He had the excuse of being a literal child for most of the show.

But yeah, Tony fucked up big-time as a parent.

No way Paulie could beat Tony. Bobby>Tony>Paulie.

>But yeah, Tony fucked up big-time as a parent.

It runs in the family. All of the fathers in soprano family are unable to cope with it.

no can defeat heihachi

Are we talking about clean fight here, bros, or anything goes Abdullah the Butcher style? 'Cause I'm putting all my life-savings on pic-related in anything goes.

He wasn't the greatest but for fuck sake he was such a crybaby and excuse maker for everything it was a cringe to watch him in the last seasons
Tony
>overweight
>drinking and taking drugs most time
>had survived gunshot but it made him more vulnerablee
Paulie
>veteran of WWII
>in shape all his life
>ex-boxer
>years of doing beatings to maximalize his earnings
Tony was only lucky with his driver because he made a sucker punch at him

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satanic trips tell the truth
Sil was the best character in the series the real strong, silent type that Tony was always talking about
also
>get an offer to switch sides
>kill the guy old school with garote

Paulie was a WWII vet, his father was.

paulie would smash chrissys head into the pavement then empty his pockets

*wasnt

yeah I've made a mistake
His father was a war vet with gaved him superior genes
Also he was a soldier himself
Tony got from his father the panic attacks

You've mistaken again. Tony's father didn't have panic attacks.

>2. Bobby
LMAO

At least you got Furio right.

My top 3:
-Furio
-Paulie
-Richie

>measures were taken...

Bobby was user the gangster
prove me wrong
Artie was a typical reddit user

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me on the right

U ded u know it
?

she literally said at one point she was attracted to tony

>strong
>silent
>strategist
>classy
>not a materialist like Paulie
>not a hothead like Tony (except when gambling)
>old school
>hottest wife beside Artie's but he was much younger
>best buisness owner

Name 3 episodes where it happende

oh man that would have been great. but then meadow would have hated him and it would have ruined the entire plotline.

Women are attracted to powerful men. It's an evolutionary thing.

That's why your gf cheats on you with Chad Thundercock. Even though he treats her like shit.

> classy
Like fedora classy?

>zero leadership skill
>crumbles at the slightest big decision
>tony's biggest "yes" man

his job is to manage tony's emotions. he's an enabler and that's why tony sticks to him.

fuck meadow for being a hypocrite, and acting like she's the smartest person around because she took a lit class
Really
>Meadow
>Anthony Jr.
>Janice
>Chrissy
were the persons that should be killed
he was the only guy to always wear the suit and not tracksuit, polished his boots, had perfect hair everytime

>youtube.com/watch?v=mNgBf6VQbaY

>tfw your favorite character kills your sopranofu

he said himself he feels better in the shadows, dealing with stategies, not as a frontman. Not every one have it in him to be a leader, but most of this people try anyway with results in violence in stupid decisions like in Carmine family.
He didn't agree with many of Tony's choices but always the last word belong to the boss

is that a real pic of him

that was a great scene, tbqh I really thought Chrissy tried to hero himself but more because he was such a pussy and I couldn't believe that he did the right thing and told Tony about Ade

> Anthony Jr.
D E L E T D I S


He was the representation of all 4channer Beta mama boys, so shut the fuck up

>that ice cold coolness
wew lad

> he was the only guy to always wear the suit and not tracksuit, polished his boots, had perfect hair everytime
That doesn't make you classy. That makes you a tryhard.

>I couldn't believe that he did the right thing and told Tony about Ade
How is that a right thing?

Bobby is a representation of 4channer
Anthony jr. was a spoiled brat a could-be-chad if he weren't whining all the time

agreed. i actually believed what they were saying until a little bit into the drive. then i knew Ade was finished. shit made me sad

>paulie
>materialist

wut, he literally lives in a small shitty hellhole

she was an radio hos on WRAT

>your cunt ass girl which has everything because of you gets herself into trouble
>doesn't tell anybody
>started telling shit to the feds even though it was possible to have a minor or none charges
>got her love in danger and his boss
she deserved death more than anyone
she knew that she was dating a gangster and there are certain consequences of that choice

it's comfy for him but looked how he always had this grudge with the earnings, he had to maximilize collections and hated to share his earnings with others

>How is that a right thing?

He didn't snitch on his friends and colleagues.

What Sopranos character are you like?
For me it's Raplhie. Inteligent? Nihilistic? Wicked sense of humour? Check, check and check.

the only people that were vocally in opposition to tony were always either paulie, christopher, arty, or one of the old school guys. and they all paid dearly for it.

silvio's level-headedness was just an act for tony to consider his opinion. in actuality he was pretty spineless, even going as far as talking shit behind tony's back. even when paulie was talking with new york he still knew where his loyalty was.

>she knew that she was dating a gangster and there are certain consequences of that choice

this

*tip*

>being fucked by a strapom while told that you're a little bitch by fat ugly midget
yeah it sure is you

>No Silvio
>No Ralphie
>Artie on the list at all

>What Sopranos character are you like?

DING DING DING DING DING

sad reacts only

Maybe if Tony got a sucker punch in, first.