Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread Bingo Continued Edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert

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Check Yo Mikes

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

play with Sup Forums

> yea its the same guy... I thought they would've locked him up
The officers are tired with these nigger shenanigans

> they ask to be saved and I'll look down and say "meme"

WA FAGS CHECK IN
>98642

Smoking weed enjoying the Roberts doing gods will. I PRAY TO KEK TO WATCH OVER ALL OUR ROBERTS.

>ALARM AND SUSPICIOUS PERSON

/olywa/ reporting in

I wonder how these cops feel to know that on the weekend literally be in a warzone

read the cop blog in the OP!

Orondo, WA checking in. 40 Mintues north of Wenatchee.

>Hit and run

> that theme
Fuck off faggot

>Black male, wearing red

Its a flyover kind of feel

your sales-tax-free pants reporting in

>Woman abusing handicap plate after being healed
Makes me sick

They are used to it by it now, Memorial Day was fucked.

Please kill yourself pothead

>a hit and run

Five minutes in and we've already got a body

Is that fancy weed any good?

What happened on Memorial Day?

Yes.

Industrial grown and tested to state standards.

stay in Oklahoma faget.

Checking in WA best state. Check out co2 oil Roberts. 39$ a gram and goes long way.

updated version

New York City reporting, did I miss anything yesterday?

and a new one

I just can't give up that old school glass and flower action.

And now back to Roberts.

Stable is not a condition.

chill the fuck out

>person with a gun

aw shit gang fight chick with a gun lets goooo

i told you last night and ill tell you again, get rid of all the vagina qualifiers.

>female tenant with a gun

Nigger hiding in sewer drain trying to pull a woman in

They better not infringe

Man I really feel like watching swatkats in the morning

VICIOUS ANIMAL

Oh shit doge what are you doing.

Is it legal for you fags to grow up there? I'm in OR and have pounds of dope with more plants in the ground, no point in buying when it's that expensive.

I'll get rid of two and we'll compromise. Just got home

>they've fled into the woods south of Chicago

We on a manhunt now

holy kek, that's amazing

>be dog
>just trying to get to work
>big meeting, smith proposal
>get attacked by crazy black lady

>A lot of violence

According to his account, the holy apostles took from the spices that were used to anoint the body of Jesus Christ when he was buried, added pure olive oil to it, and prayed over it in Upper Zion, the first church where the Holy Spirit fell in the upper room.

perfect

"illegal" but a lot of people grow anyway.

pretty much no one cares.

kek

>We all float down here

>Wants to kill parents because of drugs

Kek

>walkin with a KAAAAANE

>his son was very depressed
>he's threatening to kill his uhhhh parents
>he's on a lot of drugs

>75 year old man intoxicated walking with a cane
OG Pimp right there

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>tfw going to move to Seattle for job in a few weeks.

70k, job is in near Belltown. Any suggestions on where to live?

>75 year old white male with cane intoxicated
He didn't fight the good fight for this...

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Who/what is Robert?

Fuck you Sup Forums

/r9k/?

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Look into your soul, there you will find Robert.

A Chicago nurse got a rude awakening Thursday afternoon when a man in her Portage Park neighborhood blew off his hand with a firecracker – a body part that was found hours later by the nurse’s dog.

Burst out laughing. Thanks for that.

I seems like something a morbidly obese basement dweller would do

>She's afraid to walk out, locked in bedroom... she say the door is open
Nigger you are not locked-in if the doir is open

Great, Libs vote in Obongo to bring people together with hope and change. Now we closer to a race war then ever, thanks dems.

EXPOSING HIMSELF!

guy in an alley exposing himself to people

MUH DICK

MAN EXPOSING HIMSELF TO PEOPLE

>we got a female black exposing herself

>we got a female black exposing herself

>we got a female black exposing herself

front door unlocked bedroom door locked

I just realized I could Chromecast webpages to my TV. No more computer speakers or earbuds.

> woman

>using chrome

>to put robert on the tele

this is probably OK.

Fake

>stand by ma'am

>dey fled

>rob phone
>run away
>come back to crime scene
suprise suprise nigs being retarded

>two blacks
>robbery
just started bingo and I'm off to a good start.

god damn,
i hope whoever took that photo killed that ugly fetus abortion soon after

>that last robbery call

That was very precise information

Looking for your keys?

SHE'S LIBERATING HERSELF FROM THE PATRIARCHY!

check yo keys

YA KNOW YA WANT DIS DICK BEEEIIOTCH

I bought a Chicago hot dog on my way home to eat while listening to the scanner!

Brutal.

please be nice to knuckles

rate living in oak park even though is right next to nigger town? considering a move to chicago from portland, oregon. grew up in detroit so i realize nogs will be noggin.

> CHECK YO KEYS CHECK YO DRAINS KEYS

KEK SAD TROMBONE

HAHAHHAHAHA

WOMP WOMP WOMP

wah wah waaaahhhh

lol what the fuck was that

>That sound