I KILLED MY GRANDMOTHER BY ACCIDENT

IM GOING TO PRISON FOR MANSLAUGHTER! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE U DONE TO ME Sup Forums

>be me
>browsing facebook
>see video shared by friend showing a social experiment that showed how nice refugees were and how Trump is a bigot
>im immediately enraged
>i screech like a pterodactyl
>my elderly grandmother opens the door to see what the noise is
>i throw my xbox controller at her
>it smashes her skull, she falls back and head goes through wall
>i killed my own grandmother
>charged with manslaughter
>im out on bail, awaiting sentence
>before Sup Forums, I would've thought that video was nice and promoted diversity which is what i thought we needed before i came on this shitty fucking site

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>tfw on deathrow for killing my whole family in an autistic fit after watching an obama speech

And then a couple of guys were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.

fake but it gave me a chuckle,
3/10 for getting me to reply ya stinking leaf

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I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

>tfw you rip your own dick off with your bare hands to make a point about transexuals being mentally ill

t-thanks Sup Forums

Why did an ad link me here?

source?

lol pics or it didn't happen

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>Leaf
Can't do anything right.

If you kill your grandmother, she wins.

>Autism

It could've been worse. You could've been free to shitpost the rest of your life

I think your grandmother won

My advice - have fun in the pokey, faggot.

SHUT THE FUCJK UP!!!!!!@W#@!!!

So I guess you're a #CruzMissile now?

I would say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with an xbox controller is a good guy with an xbox controller, but no one that's a good person owns an xbox.

My mom once thrown a chair at me, i dodged it and threw a mug at her hitting her right in the face
None died though

>2016
>still playing the Xshitbox 360

You don't deserve prison, you fucking deserve Death Row.

>expecting empathy on Sup Forums of all places
whew lad

>Your average russian family
Kek

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I sat on my sister's baby and accidentaly killed it!

At least you saved her from being a leaf any longer. It's not like there are many ways out from that as dying is illegal.

You absolute madman!!

He never said it was a 360, spic

Can I have your Xbawks?

>79464470

dumbass lol

Timestamp with proof, faggot

>leaf
>"im out on bail"
you can say it's your oucky day.