fish finger sarnie edition
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Gay sex is natural and feels good
shan't be bringing politics into this thread
what're HGVs?
you're not supposed to put your penis in people's bumholes, it's an exit only
Did my fiancée have sex with another man on an air bed?
huge greasy vaginas
have a comically large head but a nice jawline
would i be able to pull off the hitler cut?
*pours you a sprite*
Nonsense
Buggery has been part of our culture for centuries
Shan't ever be putting in 'work' to make up for something thato I'm not responsible for.
Why can't we go back to being tolerant of everyone without having to shame and apologise for things that most people aren't responsible for.
TEST SAYS YOU'RE A LIAR LOVE
Who the fuck would want to sleep with her
is altavista broken?
she failed the lie detector test lads
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mapyank, have a look at Sawtry and let me know what you think
>Hitler cut
>posts Ralph Fiennes as Amon Gõth
because when people fail they want to blame others rather than look inward
it feels a lot better to say "i failed because of sexism" or "i failed because of white supremacy" than it does to say "i failed because of my own choices"
people like the author of that tweet are just virtue signaling cunts though
had a dream this morning I was driving through this one village I go through every day to/from work thats built on a really wide river, and it was flooded but I just managed to aquaplane over the bridge and figured I was on my way. then I realised I was the only person on the road (the village is a 24/7 bottleneck irl) then I realised the whole village was completely under ~30ft of water and went to turn back but the bridge was also completely under, and it was rising rapidly .. before waking up
bad feel man
did you piss yourself?
okay fine
FOOL ME FOOL ME
no. probably would have had I not got up for a piss an hour or two previous though
Blessed be the Survivor for I don't know anyone who unironically says things like in that cucks post
And then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"
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looks like a very quiet and boring town
people there like peugots and they have garages that are too small to park in haha
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I wish I died 100 years ago
>no arse bandits
>no shirt lifting
>no shit stabbing
kek
Heavy goods vehicles
most people here use their garages for storage
now imagine if a politician said that the country would be better if muslims learned from whites
would be the end of his career
erectin a dispenser here
it's a garage, not a car hole
>whites learned from Muslims
So, kill gays and blow up anything you don't like?
>turn on 6music
>golden slumbers playing
if that's not a hint to stay in bed another 2 hours I don't know what is
you forgot child rape
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begging for a Jo Coxing
>listening to 6music after 10
pleb
and empowering women
If I'm racist, sexist and all of it. Then if I start from there and do the work, wouldn't that mean, cleanse the world of ethnics and treat woman like shite.
brits are very sensible people
no we aren't
shut up
2017 Cuckservatism ladies and gentleman
doing a breitbart browse
Toil tomorrow is going to drag lads. Just want to get home and play divinity
having a tooth pulled later today
gonna be on the ol' mashed potato diet for a couple days
Lmao who on here called Diane Abbott a "nigger bitch"?
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Put my hand up for some toiling on Saturday. I'm a fucking idiot
Letting the days go by
>Water flowing underground
good luck lad
i had four teeth pulled a few months back and i still have holes in my gums, and bits of broken tooth are slowly growing out of my gums haha
hate when people whinge about abuse on twitter, talk about the most pointless thing that will only drive more abuse from egg accounts.
woot woot just got tickts for 4 different films at LFF
Yes we are! Oh yes, we are baby... uh huh!
How does it work exactly, I mean do they send it through personal messaging?
crypto's doing well
yes, or just replying to them. SJWs and PJWs do it in the same way.
Fuck off, British scum.
leave the monkeys alone
When I rock the mic I rock the mic right!
Oh gevalt, woe is mir at the injustices of these fellow white men
btc is going to fall to $2800 then break the $5000 ceiling by the end of this year
screencap this post
We're living day by day and we
Both know that this world can make no sense
When you've jumped everybody's fence
Take a look at these hands
same as it ever was
tesrenaculatory thread
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
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doing a brew
Still waiting on that new machine lads. Who's going to build it?
on it baws
look where my hand was
capillary action
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might do a read
WHERE IS THAT LARGE AUTOMOBILE?
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
look where my hand was
capillary action
need the girl in this video or one very similar to be my gf
ordered some charlie and whizz
i live in darrrbyshar
get off my lawn you damn kids
cambridge is oxford for sensible people
oxford is for uppity twats
opinions on my opinion?
hate people who think they're really cool but are not actually cool at all
>DEMONISATION OF THE WORKING CLASS
Nice lad. She's fucking hot. Saved for a cheeky fap in a few hours,
*does this*
completely wrong
based on nothing
symptomatic of american ignorance and arrogance
bad
warning: there's no cumshot
still wanked to it
>t. oxford student
lads do you ever piss sitting down yeah not because you need a poo, well maybe because you need a poo tbf but mainly just yeah because I don't know, you feel like a treat or something yeah once in a while like, you know, anyway well you know when you're done pissing yeah and you're gonna pull your boxers back up right so you gotta line everything up, if you see what I mean, get it all fitting nice and snug like yeah haha don't wanna trap your cock right so yeah you like whip your willy to the side and you know when your bellend makes that like hollow clap noise on your thigh hahaha
just over 3 weeks now lads
i sit down to wee because i'm quite tall and it can be a bit tricky to not splash outside the rim from a distance
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hate life and myself
the 'ide
who wants to trade lives for a month
yeah and how are we going to do that
magic?