Chicago Police Scanner Thread Sad Trombone Edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=T0Fx24Xzc3U
youtube.com/watch?v=2J9SgGKvVps
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

DID YOU HAVE SOMETHIN TA AAAADD?

Jesus christ we're gonna have so many fuckin threads at this rate.

fresh baked

So sassy
Robert

recommended listening material for fall of chiraq
youtube.com/watch?v=T0Fx24Xzc3U

>fireworks in an alley

robert threads have about a 40 minute lifespan.

FYREWURKS

didn't know yanks celebrated Canada day :D

WA FAG BINGO GENERAL CHECKING IN
>98642
Smoking weed enjoying the Roberts doing gods will. I PRAY 4 KEK TO WATCH OVER ALL OUR ROBERTS.

>usin the wrong OP pic
XD

Because bongo, bongo, bongo, we don't want to leave the Chicongo

No escape

?

memes from yesterday

>Hit and run on parked car

FUCK YEA GET THEM ROBERT

>15 year old trapped

People set off fireworks for days before and after the 4th of July.

fighting with bats
LOL

I'd go back and subscribe to cable for this
>people fighting with bats in a lot...

...

>mhw I hear fireworks in the background of the chatter

I am OP. I rotate between the car and this dude.

> people fighting with bats

robert from last night (gun belt man) reporting in. just got to work. 8 hours to go...

>15 year old girl trapped in apartment

>call about fights in a parking lot involving baseball bats

Can't they just do us a favor and sticky the damn thing? Mods, are you listening? I know you're listening.

>people fighting with bats

Fight breaking out, bats in play.
>10-4 Robert going in, NO LUBE.

Chicago Late Night Edition

CHECK YOUR KEYS

DO IT NOW

>when you hit that bong 2 hard

Yeah, Canada day is both before and after july 4th, what's your point?

rate my comfy

>turkish bread ham sandwich
>the hot comfy sun
>out in my backyard on my laptop
>having a smoke
>tfw i live on a farm

Stormfront in the house. Welcome friends.

Why cant we just round up all the niggers and kill them all?

No one would notice. We could just say it was gang violence.

10-4 You mean Robert, Robert?

>implying that is not what we are doing right now

HA HAAAA

and a cop shouted BUDWEISER TRUCK!!! BUDWEISER TRUCK!!!

>HEH HEH!! 10-4

THAT LAUGH

You guys are nerds. Assuming you ever have kids, they might ask you what you did in your 20s.
>oh, I listened to police scanners and shitposted until 5 in the morning

How's the Friday night compared to middle of the week?

>boom boom

FOR DA BOOM BOOM

>just a reckless driver
>just

>that giggle

> LAUGHING IN BACKGROUND

plenty of bingo cards to go round folks!

The killcount just isnt high enough.

...

fighting with bats
DATS CRAY CRAY

Was than an actual monkey?

>says she has a bullet in her wall

Rate my comfy too

> coors beer
> eating curry dish i made
> some carrots later
> dessert will be some frosted miniwheats

Good friday desu senpai

it is only 10:15.

still ramping up.

the dispatch are EXTRA saucy tonight

Bong full of weed
Turkey sandwich and potato salad
Dr.Pepper and a glass of Bourbon(not mixed)
Comforter on
:)

> BULLET IN WALL

>what is ham radio

Nigger if I wasn't doing this I'd still be doing nerdy shit on the radio

heres a pic you can use
i didnt make it

>bullet lodged in the wall
only in chiraq.

tanya's gonna get raped and murdered lads

>Shots fired on apartment, bullets confirmed in wall

Hopefully this doesn't end up like resident evil 2 beginning cutscene status.

most shootings in Chicago happen over the weekend.

This is a holiday, so it's going to be fucking insane

Trump General threads can be about the same, and they're up 24/7 rather than just at night.

11/10, definitely

TOOK HER CAR KEYS

TOOK YO KEYS

You hear the black Roberts and dispatchers?
Would you kill them?

nonono

Hostage?

actually my grandpa listened to this shit when he was a kid in chigago, he says niggers have always been dumb

now thats a Robert i can get behind.

>10-4

>MALE BLACK WALKED IN AND TOOK CAR KEYS
Nigger needed a ride

What's turkish bread, sounds interestings.
I'm 42, ha ha sucker!
only 1759 people listening to scanner on the bcastify link, so it's still building up, I give it about 15min to ramp up to craziness.

>white male man trapping girl in apartment, she's begging to get out

>be chillin at home
>blanket
>one forty in da hand one forty in da fridge
>shitpostin on my fav chan
>suddenly bullet hole in wall

>tfw you try to check your keys but a male in a white shirt has them

very /comfy/

>nigs fighting over a computer

black male in da hizouse

Fucks on why all this high crime rate in Chicago

yo welcome :)

CHECK YO KEYS BEFO HE TAKES EM

BOYFRIEND ON COMPUTER

PLAYING GAY ASSFAGGOTS

I've been waiting for an opportunity to drink, my lips remain dry.

Unless you are the Moonman from yesterday threatening to kill niggers with a baseball bat in a pink shirt, nobody cares faggot.

MIDDLE EASTERN!

Hey, my dad is a ham. What's your license? He is an extra still and loves getting on 20 meters and 40 meters and talking all over the world. I can't wait to invest some time in that learning book and do ham radios too.

> a male, appears to be "about middle eastern"

What's everyone drinking tonight?

Apple pie moonshine here.

...

Why didn't he just jump on here

If you want to get next level comfy, play this softly behind the scanner

youtube.com/watch?v=2J9SgGKvVps

seriously, try it out lads

Robert

MAN WITH A GUN

Can anyone repost all the events that have transpired up until this point?

I just got my Extra a few weeks ago. I also do most of my activity on 20 and 40 since I don't have the space for a larger antenna.

dispatch tears

two hearted ale. some tasty stuff