they are BUMMING OUR monkeys! OUR MONKEYS
They are BUMMING OUR monkeys! OUR MONKEYS
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Excellent work, fuck monkeys
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You have Moroccans in Gibraltar?
>The troop of long-tailed macaques also left the 33-year-old postman injured.
>“There have been previous cases of attacks at the army camp, school and even the mosque inside the camp,”
>The most daring one was at the Terendak Camp hospital 18 months ago when they broke into a soldier’s car and stole all his belongings including his scuba diving gear, driving licences, ATM cards and cash.
Fucking monkeys man, just this year the police busted 3 syndicates using monkeys. Due to new coconut breeds that is just as tall as an adult monkeys are out of employment and taken in by syndicates stealing mangoes and seasonal fruits.
The army used to shoot them by the thousands annually but stopped doing that due to 'muh animal rights' group and now Malacca alone have 51 police report in 2016 and residents building anti monkey walls around their housing area.
>tfw no gibraltar gf
isn't it the reverse in scandinavia?
Everytime. Why does The Sun and every brit faggot i ever see on Sup Forums believe that we care about gibraltar at all?
>this is what brits actually believe
Gotta love those british tabloids
Paella-slurpers?
WTF is wrong with England
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fucking little niggers
It's their empire-ptsd, they're not quite over it and they have to make believe from time to time.
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wtf are those?
is this for real?
>WTF is wrong with England
Nothing is surprising anymore
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What do you think?
kek
those are your famous tabloides?
I use them to detect autism, only those suffering from it think they are real, even worse are the ones that try to use them to bash us.
>this thread
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>little niggers
How about big niggers
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>Colleagues stop to poo at highway, attacked by elephant
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Just one of the many attacks
And now you started spinning conspiracies about MH370 after our ambassador was assassinated
thesun.co.uk
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yes yes top notch journalism here
Top notch autism from you too.
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Sorry about your mum mate.
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He looks like the kind of guy who really knows how to sniff a bike seat and if someone was going to be sniffing my bike seat, I want someone with experience who knows what they are doing.
Sunday sport makes this country great
It is a victim less crime.
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How many of these aren't real?
None are real
It is a joke paper that is an equal mix of funny made up stories, sports news and tits. I really do not understand how so many people think it is legit, try reading one or two of the stories before asking.
Britain what the fuck
We show the truth everyone else is too scared to.
love brits
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great read
thank you
theyre all real but its not a serious paper
Man, these are all brilliant, Brits +10
I think you mean it is a real paper but the stories are fake, unless you believe we really did find a plane on the moon.
Foreigners don't have autism, that's doing a disservice to genuine sufferers. They're just thick as sin.
Well i mean this shit is published, the plane is fake but did someone put their dick in a ceramic pig? Dont doubt it at all.
Read the actual story about the pig, it made me laugh hard when the pig smashed.
The authors name is George Mikes, he was a Hungarian immigrant who moved to Britain during the war, and wrote a book about his frustrations with the Brits in order to vent a bit, and it became to his own surprise an instant bestseller.
Why are there so many Brits sticking their dicks in strange things? Why is this used to sell magazines when anybody who has read one of these stories isnt going to find any new enjoyment from the 50th guy that has been mildly injured putting his dick in some food? It's just repetitive. Tell me something novel or shocking.
The problem is a not-so-small part of the population actually started to believe the delusional crap they read every day.
We find toilet humour funny, anything under the trousers is a winner.
>YOU SICKOS! The news led to Obama launching airstrikes
big if true