Are you jealous non Australians?

In Australia when we vote we get a fucking snag in bread. What does your cucked country give you for voting? An Obama sticker? kek

GET ON OUR LEVEL POOFS

>tfw not registered
>tfw living here for 22 years
>tfwmi am 22

I want a sizzle

NO FUCKING SIZZLE AT CARLTON PUBLIC, JUST SOME FUCKING GOOKS SELLING GOOKS SWEETS

I didn't get no fucking sausage.

What the fuck.

All I got was a bunch of fucking dirty Greenies standing out front mocking anyone white.

I prepolled two weeks ago

>tfw no snag

>you have to be literally bribed with food to go out and vote

i-i dont c-care.....

Are you still full?

Why doesn't America try it?

Also you get fined if you don't vote, that's the incentive

The sausage is just a treat

MY PLACE HAD BACON AND EGG ROLLS TOO CUNT

>What does your cucked country give you for voting?

The freedom to own this.

>bribed to go out and vote
>implying this is even a bad thing
>implying high voter turnout isn't a high ideal

Fined for not voting?

That's almost scary in a way. Imagine the hordes of people who pick a random name or one they know little about just so they don't have to cough up a chunk of change to the government.

So cute to feed all the 20 people that live in Australia.

your fault for not registering f.a.m

its because you live in melbourne

jel es cee

if you're white we're not

you probably live in some rich area

No fuckin snags on fuckin bread!? That's a bloody outrage, that is!

>American
>white

Maybe next time

Knowing our govt, it would never look as good as op pic. God bless aussrailya

/thread

Kek. I got 50$ to vote for this certain candidate and I took it and vote my own choice

Yes, It is quite amazing that Lib-Nats (Conservative) still actually gets into power despite the fact that we can't rely on certain demographics like old people turning out more than young people

Inner West Sydney.

Same shit I guess.

No in fucking NSW

It's fucking un-Australian

phwoah! forgot about me snag!

I wonder if they do the sausage sizzle in polling booths in Lakemba and Auburn or other high percentage muzzie areas.

>Bribed

Actually we get fined if we don't go out in vote. The total revenue from those fines could cover a sausage sizzle for every district for every weekend of the year.

NEITHER LEADER KNOWS HOW TO EAT THEIR FREEDOM SAUSAGE

BOTH ARE UNAUSTRALIAN LIZARD PEOPLE

VOTE FOR DAVID LEYONHJELM

but your country is electing people that are trying to take away that mate

you just end up with a bunch of retards voting for the pirate party or the sex party

I'm actually having a halal certified kebab for lunch from a local muslim takeout

go back and hand your token in to collect your snag m80

those dirty Greenies weren't actually Greenies my good friend.

Wow, who the fuck eat a sandwitch from the middle ?
This kinda imply two things :
1) he never ate a sandwitch in his life, being born rich is kinda expected, but
2) He never even fucking saw someone eat a sandwhich. Incredible.

Hung over..I can't wait to get my sausage sizzle once I muster the energy to leave the house.

>$4.00

lol none in hurstville either. fucking gooks shitting up my neighbourhood

fucking seriously sick of these cunts, they think it's fucking beijing here.

i dont think he's even that rich. he came up as a trade union organiser so he should bloody well know what he's doing.

what is it with politicians looking like retards when eating?

>snag
I'll pass. Doesn't sound very appetizing. What is it? Giant spider meat?

>a snag

they should learn from John Kasich

>tacticool

nice meme rifle

What the fuck is a snag in bread? Speak english.

its like a better hotdog, could be giant spider meat for all i know but it takes great

It's slang for sausage.

The sausage is a symbol for politicians shoving their dicks (""""policies"""") down the throat of every Australian.

Do not consume the phallic gibsmedat.

not only does kasich look relatively normal, you can tell he's enjoying it.

I'd vote him for health minister anyday

it's a sausage sanga.

>a fucking snag in bread

That's a funny thing to call a hot dog.

...

>snag in bread

You emus and your silly words

Snag stands for: Sausages, nice and grouse.

Going to a party tonight with the theme being politically incorrect. What should I go as?

>we get processed bread and sausage!!
Enjoy your poison.

piss off you kebab munching faggot. Sick of these un australian poofter cunts.

Hot dogs use round buns and have a special type of sausage

Sausage on bread is a regular sausage on a slice of bred (diagonally)

It is standard Australian fund raiser and/or car park food

between the corrupt councils pandering to their developers, and then bit by bit replacing the traditional shops with gook markets. fucking infuriating,

don't forget the onions

what do you get in Russia for voting Putin? Better question, what do you get for not voting Putin?

Trump, you're friends wont realize you're doing it unironically

No. Fuck off we have too many retards. The more dumbasses stay at home instead of voting the better

Wanna rage?

i think if you had mandatory voting all the retards would vote democrat

> tfw when you vote early in the morning and they haven't got the barbie cranked up yet

Out of curiosity, how much did your cost?

Do they have halal vegan mushroom free range rainforest approved fair trade tofu burgers in the Seat of Melbourne?

Coleslaw?

>miniature flag of Russia
>GULAG

free because I got a token from the election people when I got my name ticked off

that is haram

Thats actually really nice OP. Its the least they could do after disarming the populous

I paid 3.50 for my sausage sandwich
did I get jewed

$2.5 for mine.
I wonder how much school funding comes from sausage sizzles on election day.

Bill Shorten, determined to prove he is a man of the people decides to get a sausage on a roll. "This will be great" he thinks to himself. He grabs hold, lifts it to his mouth and faintly hears his advisers cry out "Bill, no!, wait..." before he takes a big bite out of it, side on.

"Perfect", he thinks to himself. "Man of the people indeed".

Yes, you were completely taken $2.60 maximum.

They want to make Hurstville a city

$3 for mine this morning. $2 for a solo.

Reminder that the Libs give more federal funding to private schools than Public universities.

fucking hell lad i wanna post this on fb to stir people ahhahahaha

Who the fuck calls sausages "snags"

Fucking weird ass anglos

>tfw superior american neutral accent

>Tfw early voted because I was busy today

>tfw no Democracy snag.

Fuck my life lads.

It's called a sausage sanger

Have you noticed the 'No Spitting' signs they erected in Hurstville?

Fucking mainlander heartless gook insect scum

Go ahead.

I wrote it along with the article this morning. Some of my labor voting friends didnt find it funny

who the fuck calls hotdogs chili dogs?

wtf is snag some kind of giant aussie animal?

Sausages made of Noses, Assholes, Guts and Stuff.

SNAGS.

They either need to fix the size of the polling booths ofr the size of the senate sheet. That thing is like twice the size of the booth.

>not posting voting
There are literally no disadvantages.

FUCK OFF MATE - AS I STATED IN THE LAST THREAD AT MIDDAY ALL THE SNAGS AT MY POLLING STATION WERE GONE.

YEAH, I AM MAD. MAD AS HELL.

I hope everyone here voted for all the right wing shitlord parties in the Senate today

I'm not so poor that i need handouts you stupid faggot.

The lack of a sausage sanga.

everyone, that is everyone that has chili on their hotdog

baka

> a chunk of change
>$20

>tfw none of them are represented in my district

They spit in the fucking kitchen sinks, like a hock a big one.

fucking trash race of people, they are soulless little gooks and they all look the same with the same fucking haircut

Just got back lads, voted for One Nation and Rise Up in the senate. Savor that democratic feel and thank god you live in the best country on Earth.

I tried to vote but had to abort, 20 minute wait and no scent of snags in the air, only communists with their beards and pamphlets. I'll try later, it's just round the corner.

I can make my own anytime I want without risk of ingesting some exotic gook parasite.

THIS JUST IN: RECENT STUDIES FOUND THAT ANOREXIC AUSTRALIANS ARE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST BY LATEST VOTING POLICY

fuckin oath, got premium snag sanga this time around too.

Manned the barbie for my kids school this morning lads comfy morning cooking bacon and eggs and shit talking with geriatrics

Absolutely.
Labor and green posters everywhere so I had no choice but to be a contrarian faggot.

I never vote because it only costs me $20 and the way I see it is that it takes a bit over an hour to vote, I earn more than that in an hour of work and I value my time much more highly than my money.

Plus there's no way I can stop the Greens from winning my seat again so why even bother? Fucken lefties everywhere in Smellbourne.

>american
>neutral accent
>literally speaking through your nose