AUSTRALIAN ELECTION THREAD #3

Post your snags. (Mustardbros only)
Post your votes.
Post your predictions.
Post your memes.
Put One Nation as your first preference for the Senate.

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strawpoll.me/10644043
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
electionsausagesizzle.com.au/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

any vicfriends got a good senate preferences list?

>he eats it from the middle
what a shitcunt
if you vote labor you're an embarrassment and a shitcunt

Always check out your independent candidates. For instance, Francesco Timpano in the wills electorate is essentially a libertarian candidate. Always 1 for liberal democrats.

Also, almost got a greenie in trouble for soliciting votes.

One Nation

Other right wing meme parties

Majors and Greens last

Here's what I used.

Socialist Alliance desu

Sup Forums approved

Peter John Hawks is based in VIC. Hasn’t released much, but his goals are clear and easy to get behind.
>Repeal 18c hate speech legislature
>immediately change the format and content of the Safe Schools Program.
>combat the social engineering emanating from the extreme left
>uphold Christian and family values

In favour of lower personal tax rates, negative gearing and superannuation reform. Self-proclaimed “patriotic australian” and retired financial planner

Billy Shorty is our guy right? he's gonna get us NEET's jobs?

Make sure to vote for nick xenophon user's

We need to put an end to predatory gambling

I've traced your IP and I'm putting you at the top of the list to go into the gas chambers when Empress Pauline becomes president

Seems pretty okay with me. I approve.

What electorate is that?

Is this real life?

That's a nice vote you got there fammo.

They're media trained to do it that way so people can't photoshop in cocks.

Seriously.

>>combat the social engineering emanating from the extreme left
As opposed to the class warfare emanating from the extreme right?
>Oh no! I can't call people niggers on social media!
Better than not being able to afford going to the doctor or having shithouse internet.

Just voted for my man Turnbull. Fuck Labor faggots, Medicare is cancer and Labor will run our economy into the fucking ground.

LIBERAL 2016

Had to spend like an hour waiting in line so I just ended up voting for the greens above the line because I just wanted to get out there as fucking fast as possible.

I wore my /k/ soviet surplus gear though and when the young liberal cunt came up to me he was like "Do you want to vot... i'll go now" and I said "you do that" so I got my little bit of satisfaction for the day.

theage.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/greens-volunteer-allegedly-bitten-by-liberal-in-fight-for-higgins-20160702-gpwxne.html
>Libs in charge of not being feral bogans
Top kek.

That is so fucking awesome

Why has the rest of the world not followed your lead and election system

Disgusting

Young Libs are fucking disturbing I tell you what. I dunno there's just something about them.
Please tell me this is true.

Lalor.

West of Melbourne and overflowing with arabs as of late. Labor's made offhand statements arguing it should become it should become a chinese education supersuburb which Liberal implicitly agree with. Trainlines are also the most clogged in Melbourne with foreigners outnumberwing V-Line and Metro estimates.

Some jacked guy in a porshe drove past the polling station and yelled "DONALD TRUMP"

well memed

>I wore my /k/ soviet surplus gear
I hope you are just trolling m8.

Went to vote, all I saw were white, working class people.

Feels good.

>It's a Jacquie Lambie network.

>Please tell me this is true.

Yep, it's true.

Get your how to vote card here

Nup, went full /k/ommando. Ushanka and all. Never get to wear it and I thought fuck it, it was amusing to me.

I am still hoping you are just trolling m8.

post your fit m8

i hope you burn in righteous fire

Go back to lefty Sup Forums faggot.

Nope, as I said, have it lying around, never get to use it, I thought it would be funny to turn up too and see how the young liberals react.
Also Canberra, cold as fucking shit.

the SA house of reps are dogshit

I put Xenophon first I hope I didn't fuck up

Ushankas are comfy as hell, especially if you have one with a big metal emblem on the front.

They're useful for finding who is going to get the main parties' transferable surplus votes. I was vaguely interested in Hinch, but Labor AND One Nation are going his way anyway. No reason to support him.

MAGA

Post timestamped pics.

Labor in the lower house and the Senate. Fight me brahs

>I put Xenophon first I hope I didn't fuck up
You did good famalam. Both major parties fear The Xenophon.

/aus/pol/ Senate Strawpoll

Who did you/will you vote for?

strawpoll.me/10644043
strawpoll.me/10644043
strawpoll.me/10644043

I don't fight women or transgenders m8.

>Xenophon
You mean the guy that wanted to ban imageboards because he didn't look into them? The guy who still believes their ability to share revenge porn makes them too dangerous to exist? Pokies may be cancer, but I don't trust someone so banhappy.

>no sausage sizzle at local


what the fucking fuck

That's the jacket, I think the rest may be still in the car.

because at the end of the day its still a 2 party system and now matter how we vote, we still get fucked.

also what does Sup Forums think about FLUX?

ONE NATION THIRD MOST POPULAR PARTY ON SOCIAL MEDIA
ABC CONFIRMS
NO STOPPING THE PAULINE TRAIN

absolutely autistic.

>tfw she's probably going to win a seat in the senate
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Imageboards are cancer. It will be a relief when Based Xenophon finally stops me from being able to destroy what's left of my youth here.

Well I voted lib dems first anyway so that'll even it out

so commie I bet the greens didn't even bother trying to give you a how to vote card

>just voted at Jamboree heights
>Pauline Hanson was there explaining how to vote for her

>the amount of non-Sup Forums people I've talked to in my city that are voting LDP

plz be real

2.50 for democracy sausage with onions and freedom sauce. 1 before I joined the queue, 2 after.

feelsgoodman

>HOTDOG BUN
>MUSTARD

WHAT THE F U G

SHIT CHEAP WHITE BREAD

SAUSAGE

SAUCE

>lib dems
You realise they're pro immigration right? Like, Greens levels pro-immigration.

just took a pauline hanson pamphlet and voted exactly as it said

on a scale of one to infinity how mad are you?

I-Is she still there senpai?

Someone yelled out at my polling booth
"Death to liberals"

Will anyone join this holy knight?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

electionsausagesizzle.com.au/

She was there 15 minutes ago

твoю мaть

Greens weren't even at mine, i'm in the heart of Liberal voting territory in the ACT.

Animal Justice, Labor and Liberals were at mine.

Labor and Animal Justice gave me pamphlets, like I said above, liberal wasn't even looking when he came up to me then quickly turned it and high tailed it away.

Which state? Rural or City?They were campaigning hard in NSW and QLD I was hoping they'd reach people about lockout laws etc.

Tasfag who just voted 1 Jacqui Lambie.

Can't wait for the major parties to collapse, I predict this election will be the beginning of the crazy politics we're seeing around the rest of the world.

well at least we'll be able to gun em down

bought some hot dogs instead but it's not a good feel at all

>brisbane
please kill me

At my local voting booth there were separate sausage sizzles each advertising the different major parties.

I hadn't had anything to eat since yesterdays work lunch.

I went to all of them first before voting. Got 8 slices of bread, and 15 sausages in total.

Voted for Liberty, Greens, Independent, and Labor.

Returned to the stalls, and got another 2 sausages from each.

Drove to our local school. Did the complete same strategy. But instead of voting I waited in line for 10mins, then walked out to go back to the stalls.

I'm pretty full. Not sure If I should just bring a container and scab sausages to last me a week.

Cairns lad

Wow fuck yeah.
1,000,000 votes here we come.

For some reason at mine I noticed all the Muslims and Asians had Liberal how to vote cards. It was pretty fucking weird.

Bentley Park here m8o

>For some reason at mine I noticed all the Muslims and Asians had Liberal how to vote cards. It was pretty fucking weird.

This isn't weird at all, Asians are nearly always conservative, a lot of the older muzzies are too.

what's with leftists urging everyone to vote and then getting mad when they don't vote labor lmao?

so fucking anoying

You have inspired me to break out my Bundeswehr field parka and wear it to vote.

Fug lad. Meant to reply to

Why not just spend your Centrelink money on sausages instead?

>tfw you live in a safe Nationals seat
>feelsbadman.jpg

What time do the polling station close in Western Australia?

Every time I think maybe I've got a rough grasp of Australia you guys whip out something completely unexpected as if it's the most normal and commonplace thing in the world.

Voted Labor 1st on both ballots

Rate my vote Sup Forums

Polling stations always close at 5 local time.

What's so hard to understand?

literally the opposite, faggot

Disgusting

cuck/10

Is tomato sauce marinara or catsup?

Fucking hell they close at 10pm in the UK

They're not though

Maybe try reading their policies

They're not like other Libertarian parties on immigration

>americans haven't keyed into the fact that people will throw money at you for a sausage in bread

ahhh feels good to farm some right wing
(You)'s

dead horse variety

So predictions lads, who do you think is gonna win tonight?

Just a friendly reminder for those who haven't voted yet, better get in there shortly

It's not that it's hard to understand. It's just always something completely bizarre.

Like ketchup but not as sweet.