2016 Rio Olympics is an absolute joke

2016 Rio Olympics is an absolute joke.

* Hosted in Rio, Brazil, a third world country

* Rio had to beg the government for more money to fund Olympics

* Brazil as a country is currently experiencing massive recession (worst one since 1930s), shrank -5.4% last year

* Political instability and economic crisis

* Ongoing Zika outbreak that tourists will catch and spread world-wide

* The waters surrounding Rio are heavily polluted and raw sewage is leaked directly into the waters. Olympic athletes that have trained have already gotten sick en masse

* Dead body parts washed up in the shores where Olympic volleyball teams are training

* "a doping scandal in which Brazil's only testing lab was suspended"

* Police officers are not getting paid

* High crime that became even higher because not enough funds to pay police officers

* Athletes from around the world coming to Rio have already been mugged at gun-point

* Construction not close to done and there's a little over a month left until Olympics start

* Designers, constructor, and supervisor of the buildings are all one group, when usually three separate groups. Said they have cut corners and ignored protocols to speed construction up

* Transportation and facilities not done, "metro project just four days before the Olympics begin"

* Athletes are refusing to attend Olympics due to Zika/pollution

* Locals are anxious whether or not it's worth it, similar to 2014 FIFA world cup facilities, built but never used again

* Shot dead the Rio Olympics mascot (a real jaguar)


youtube.com/watch?v=D9abD5pp-Tg
cnn.com/2016/06/28/americas/brazil-olympics-rio-budget/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Summer_Olympics
cnn.com/2016/06/30/americas/rio-olympics-body-parts-found/

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeitinho
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malandragem
bbc.com/news/health-36645822
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>an argentinian girl is going to carry the torch cos she is famous on twitter
noice

This is going to be the happening of 2016.

These Olympics were granted on purely social justice grounds. There were several qualified cities in contention, but none of them were (((diverse))) and run by a former communist feminist rebel.

The IOC is worse than FIFA

Is it to late to relocate them to London? They still have the installations I believe

>not the glorious usa where we have any number of facilities

Brazil is a shithole? huh never would've guessed

Too white.

Maybe in another decade or two after London is taken over by Pakis, then it will be diverse and inclusive enough for Olympics to be held there

Rio in particular makes it all entertaining to watch.

Shit is falling apart so fast for them that I actually feel sorry for them.

In the Us the Jew Media talk about Rio as a good City or they're RedPilled ?

Monaco would be neat

News reports it as the shithole it is. Seen travel shows saying "ohhhh so fantastic! Much Christ the redeemer, much Carnival!" However.

You missed one thing:


We all know that Rio is going to file for bankruptcy this year

Race relations will only improve because of this.

True/false?

hue hue powah

>2016 Rio Olympics is an absolute joke.

We know that, and there isn't a single day that I don't pray for Allah to bless us with a terrorist attack from ISIS during the Olympics.

Favelados vs. sandniggers would be 11/10.

I think it's great, it's 2016 after all and these are the elite athletes of the world!?
If they can't deal with pinhead disease, garbage piles, muggings and what not while competing, they are not truly elites. I grow tired of all this molly coddling, live and let die.

False. You can't use the word improve in a sentence that includes/refers to Rio, except: "Rio is a clear example that some things never improve".

What's it actually like to live in a third world country? Not trying to be mean, legit curious.

Only the dengue mosquito got prepared to this Olympics, the past year he only passed 1 disease, now he passes like 3 diseases.

this
we got hundred million dollar stadiums gathering enough dust to make diamonds soon. fucking retards whoever picked brazil

>2016 Rio Olympics is an absolute joke
No shit, tell us something we don't know since 2009.

Also, you've forgot to mention that after the Olympics the world's eyes will be turned away from us and the Rio will turn into something even worse than Gaza and the West Bank with the army itself intervining to keep the order.

depressing at best

I live in a rich gated community, barely leave the house, and I've been a NEET ever since I finished uni. I have no idea what happens out there besides what goes on in the news.

How good is security? I wouodnt touvh the olympics with a 400 mile pole. Shit is gonna be habbening

All memes aside, Brazil isn't so bad, it's just the most populous cities that are pretty shitty to live due crime and overcrowding.

You can live pretty well and peacefully anywhere else that isn't the Southeast and the regions around São Paulo.

i only hate the dirty streets and graffiti everywhere, other than that pretty normal

That's really sad

I hope this event helps you and your country on some level

H A B B E N I N G S S O O N
This is going to be great. I'm already stockpilling my rare Ron Pauls.

I can't wait for this trainwreck.

They said this during Confederations Cup and then before the World Cup . . .

dont waste my motherfucking time Hue.

I prefer to stay bluepilled, thanks. It will be somewhat fine. Anyways, Rio is a piece of shit and always were. São Paulo is way superior.

Living in cities here is shit. They are violent, overcrowded and full of leftcucks. The countryside (with the exception of the Northeast) is pretty comfy and safe.

>the other black people in the picture didn't chimp out and one of them even threw water at the kid

That's why the white guy was able to defend himself.

Do they even have room for the facilities? Monaco is a tiny-ass place.

It would have to be like a team effort between the Cote d'Azur with Nice doing a lot of the heavy lifting and Monaco just leading the effort symbolically.

I mean basically the whole country is visible in this one photo, and their single football stadium and the practice field dominates the view.

>I hope this event helps you and your country on some level
>this event
>olympics
>Rio de Janeiro

Only if that ignites even more separatists

>sad
What, it's not sad, my life is quite amazing. Do you know how great it is to be born rich, >white in a closed rich community in third world shit holes?

I was one of the hues saying the world cup was not a happening, and no one listened to me. But the way things got worse so fast in Rio, trust me, there is shit going down.

A shame. S America has the potential for maximum comfy. Seems like politics always ends up corrupt as shit though.

Everything sucks, public transport sucks, everything is expensive, building style sucks, people sucks, there is not even decent sidewalks in the roads to walk in, you can get robbed everytime, you cannot self protect you, the stablishment is leftist, violence everywhere. So it's pretty a hell. I like to say that Brazil is a orc kingdom.

However your life can be slightly improved if you live in the right cities and regions.

There is comfy, though, you just have to look.

...

>Ongoing Zika outbreak that tourists will catch and spread world-wide

This is what scares me the most. It's like something right out of a movie or video game.

What's up with Brasil being the most Catholic nation on the planet yet is the most garbage and degenerate filled?

You missed the part where no foreigners buying tickets (because who the fuck wants to go to Brazil) and the local people are simply too fucking poor to buy them.

You also missed the part where hundreds of scientists around the world signed a letter stating the Olympics should be cancelled due to the possible spread of the Zika virus worldwide.

Also unknown to most, the main airport in Rio is surrounded by one of the biggest, worst and most dangerous favelas in the country. You're pretty much stepping into a fucking war zone the moment you get off the plane.

I hope you guys don't died. I hope the Olympics don't be shit. I hope KEK destroys the IOC members who thought this was a good idea, and the ones causing crime and corruption in your country.

If the IOC wasn't a bunch of liberal faggots they would realize that the olympics are only really capable of being held in the USA, Canada, Western Europe, and certain Asian countries.

The first three in particular have all of the infrastructure already in place to do so, it would cost them almost nothing and bring in tourist revenue.

Niggers.

Didn't ISIS also "sneak" in or some shit?

are you me

are you in countryside sao paulo?

>Brasil

Nice Proxy.

You don't understand. The most shit, the better. I want this megalomaniac nightmare to crumble into smaller and decent countries.

Japanese immigrants brought all their futa porn with them

>* Rio had to beg the government for more money to fund Olympics

How much of it will be wasted on corruption and blow and hookers? I'm guessing most.

Why did they choose Rio, it sounds like a committee of people who have never been there picked something that had a nice diversity-seeming ring to it.

>Rio is a place with brown people, that will make us look super good!

I hope Trump gets elected.

Just because they wear veils doesn't mean they're trying to sneak. Saudi Arabia is still attending the olympics.

That's what I was thinking too. It was the politically good looking pick, probably made by rich people too self-blinded to even notice the problems they have.

Not totally countryside, just in between Campinas and the capital. It's a small town, most are rich business people.

Is there a place where I can bet on who will be the first to die and how?

I seriously cannot wait for this shit show to start.

>tfw Sup Forums's butthurt when the olympics happen peacefully and uneventfully.

Forgot to post these.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeitinho

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malandragem

This is Brazilian culture summed up. The Olympics will happen because someone rich in Brazil is going to profit big time off of them regardless of how well things go.

I'm just a well read American...?

Most accurate, other Brazilians need not reply

>tfw my uncle is a high-ranking official and gets to meet many athletes at Olympics but refuses to attend Rio because he swears there's going to be an ISIS attack

>Seems like politics always ends up corrupt as shit though.
Thanks to your government messing with theirs all the time.

Oymplics should add "Defense from Muggers" as a competition category. See who takes the gold, my guess is America in that one granted firearms are allowed to be used.

All the Olympians will be raped by a roaming pack of niggers.

blacks + mexicans = super niggers

This meme is pretty stale, tbqh.

Mm. Probably better for stability, but I don't want to have to get new maps and learn their locations. Have this Bunda for your reply

>t. 12 year old who's uncle is a captain in the army

Secession is literally the only thing that can fix this place.

>* Ongoing Zika outbreak that tourists will catch and spread world-wide

>Zika vaccine 'works very well' in mice

>bbc.com/news/health-36645822

Two effective vaccines discovered that are 100% effective. Sure, they are just mice, but the immune systems are much more similar than people would like to think. The virus/viral-DNA is injected, antibodies are produced, and immunity is granted. Same in mice and most other mammal species (yes, zika infects mice as well).

Turned out to be an easier to develop vaccine then they originally thought. Is on the same level of difficulty as developing a new flu vaccine each year.

Human trials to begin soon.

That's a "teta". And down under a "buceta"

Forgot putting up partitions on the highways to hide the massive amount of poor neighborhoods

Munich 2: Munich Harder

Yeah but they were just in london

They don't really talk about it besides pics of carnival

>not separating the Holy Spirit from the scum

A vaccine isn't a cure. A vaccine is suppose to prevent you from catching the disease/virus in the first place.

Provided the human trials begin at the same time as the Olympics do (and will still be going on long after the Olympics end), it's kind of pointless to bring this vaccine up. Half the fucking world could be infected before it's even ready for human use.

i wouldn't even be mad; that'd be impressive

People live there?

nuke RS before separating with them

The Olympics in the 21st century has been able to successfully have its finger on the pulse of civilisation.

2000 Sydney - Captured the excitement, hopes and dreams of people entering a new millennia.

2004 Athens - Inconsequential. Captured the irrelevance of Europe.

2008 Beijing - Captured the rise of China as an economic/industrial superpower.

2012 London - Captured the politically correct degeneracy that Western civilisation has descended into.

2016 Rio - Captured the third world coloured shithole and class warfare that Western civilisation is heading towards.

2020 Tokyo - ???

Let PR and SC figure out what to do with RS.

What's your degree?

I'm NEET because I'm a dumbfuck who went for a useless business degree and I refuse to work a deadend job, be it at the local supermarket or a prestigious consulting firm. At least it was free.

Brazilians are the problem. No notion of personal space. Always partying for no goddamn reason. Promiscuous, careless and irresponsible. The smart ones lack the moral conduct to take the country forward, probably because the masses are too dumb and not interested enough to keep them on check.

Brazil, however, is great. No natural disasters. All the natural resources a country needs. Plenty of fertile land and water. Biodiversity. Great landscapes. Variety of weather. Nothing to complain.

The gaúcho is long time dead, we should gas everyone that lives in there, so the catarinos can finally have a big space to mess around

>A vaccine isn't a cure.

The purpose here is to eradicate the virus. When there are no potential human vectors available for viral infection and replication, the result is the same.

No more virus (at least in humans). The distinction is therefore worthless. Remember, no one tried to cure polio.... we just stomped the shit out of it with vaccination.

zika save them

Does he work for Nintendo too?

I'd fuck the monkey if it was disease free. Proubly gives a nice monkey blowjob.

>independent Rio
That makes as much sense as separating Washington DC from the US. Also,

>divide to conquer the continent into smaller countries so it becomes easier for the eternal burger to dominate us
"no"

Mechanical engineering.

If the U.S. nuked Rio right now it would be a better place.

Bunda means ass, gringo. And that is far from being a nice bunda.

That parda.

Tokyo: The phasing out of women and the rise of the sexbots

>gated community
We call those zoos in first world countries

same as any other nigger-filled shithole even in first world countries

wtf...i hate health and safety standards now