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>שוב התעוררתי היום

כל יום הוא מתנה מה'

>נולדתי

If I marry a jewess will I be part of the chosen?

you need to mutilate your willie too

Jewish qts come in all colours and species available. Amazing deversity you people have developed. Moe yвaжeниe.

The russian/ukranian jews are the qtiest тoвapищ

The best jews are ashkenazi jews.
All the other jews literally can't compete and are subhuman compared to the walking GODS that are ashkenazim.

Yemenese jews have 10/10 bodies

>תימניות

giv qt

no

do yemanis still chew on khat in israel or is it illegal?

how i get jew gf

I actually don't know if it's a meme or does really still happen

I would also like to know

fantastic answer thanks for responding

עוד יום בו היא לעולם לא תיהיה שלי

I think some still do
once me and my friend have tried it as well, wasn't much though
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Glory to Israel!

Daily reminder that the Old Covenantt is dead and lethal.

Spotted the filthy kike

Jesus was a jew

Did you saw Conan he went to Israel

Sure thing. Is education in Israel that bad?
Why did your ancestors had to leave that shitty village in belarus, was it worth it eventually?

this

Wrong, ashkenazi girls are the best, r*ssians and ukr*inians are nothing but ugly pigdogs.

Чё к cвoим нe cъeбёшь, пyчeглaзый?

No :(

Spotted the commie, are you prepared to freeze to death already?

>ערב חמישי
מה אתם עושים היום חברים

אני מכיר את ההרגשה ;_;

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

Rude.

אני שונא את הנכים המזדיינים שחוסמים את הכבישים נמאס לי להיות בפקק בגללם
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whats her insta?

כן, זה מתחיל להימאס כשהם חוסים כבישים עמוסים אולי עדיף שייחסמו את הכבישים שמובילים לכנסת? זה יכול לעבוד

Bce вы жиды идти нaхyй !!!!!!

Cлaвa Укpaинa гepoям cлaвa cмepть жидaм !!!!!!!

Mы и pyccкий бyдeм вac вceгдa peзaть нa кycки !!!

Жидыыыыыыы!!!

Кoгдa yкpaинeц poдилcя ивpeй зaплaкaл ;)

Cyки из зa вac нaшa Укpaинa тaкaя


Cмepть жидaм м хaзapaм !!!

Укpaинa Cлaвa!

>no Volk
good thread

ישו למה התרדים באינט ניהיה איטיים כל כך?

אין על מה לדבר

תגיד את זה ל/בריט/ יש להם כל שעה ת'רד חדש

הם מנסים לעצבן אנשים רגילים כדי שאנחנו נעשה מחאות בשבילם

בדרך שהם עושים עכשיו הם יגרמו לאנשים לקבל
[spoiler]רגליים קרות[/spoiler]

we posting qts or what

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Are freckles common there?

Yes, and so is skin cancer the sun is terrible here

N-name?

Staying at the basd this weekend (unfortunately). Watching some Twitch streamers while eating Mana Hama, maybe I'll play some vidya and watch some anime as well later.

Maya

if I get a jewish qt gf and convert can I be apart of you?

Only if you snip your cock

כן, פתאום סימפטי פה יותר
מודה שאחרי שעיכבו אותי שעות מלהגיע ליעד בעודי ממתין לחברים בשמש הישראלית החמה ללא צל איחלתי שיאבדו גם את הידיים
אחרי כמה זמן נרגעתי ורק איחלתי להם קיצוץ בקיצבאות

I want to impregnate a qt jewish girl but i don't want to have a ugly crooked nose son
What do i do?

Find a straight nosed jew, there are plenty of em

Man, I sure love freckles

invent a way to prevent your DNA taking a part in the childs genome

also ahla hamishi isr, what are you doing this fine evening?

How do i know if it's her real nose or if she did a nose job?
I don't want ugly crooked noses going down my line

Adorable

Now I get it.

Look at her parents

ashkenazia or rusia?

Blazing some dank kush and playing vidya

Only qts allowed

אשכנזיה

I already sent my citizenship request.
But if you insist, until the approval I can create a qt myself and bring her with me. Deal?

> >

tried Inquisition today after two years of denial, not sure yet how I feel about it

Sup Forums claims it's absolute garbage and judging by the last mass effect I tend to agree

>tattoo
D R O P P E D

Send your qt sister, she can stay on my house, the only pork meat i would feed her is my dick

don't get sucked into the hivemind tho brodi

Are you a pig?

I have a big and fat pig dick

>tfw been here so long I can't form my own opinion anymore

Post pics

i want israeli gf

Me too

I don't fall for your jewish tricks, i'm a proud hetero

Me too

i know one girl named sivan online, but she's too far away in tel aviv. literally goddess

introdus plis

That """"girl""""" is a crooked nose ugly guy, trying to scam you money somehow

Father's side of family is Jewish, is it worth going to Israel for the QTs?

No american qts are qtier and more easy going

google shlomit malka.....FUCK....

i have no money anyways

I feel you, bro.
For the last 3-4 years I've been dealing with some serious self-confidence and social issues.

My language and analytic skills have deteriorated, and I'm generally the most miserable I've ever been, mentally at least.
I have also yet to truly achieve anything in life.

This feeling that I don't amount to nothing, that I'm not doing anything productively, make awkward silences happen, and in general can't talk to people properly anymore, it's really getting to me.

Being stuck in the army doesn't really help make it any better.
I would /out/ via Kaban (a military social worker / shrink), but I don't want a life where I'll have looked at the past, wondering if I just ran away from my problems as opposed to dealing with them.
/Out/ting is also kind of a big deal if I'm going to keep living in Israel, so IDK.

Gotta improve as a person, get some self-confidence, and also work on my personality.

Honestly, why is it that life seems so depressing and complicated all of a sudden? Everything used to seem so fun and exciting before...

There is a sizable community of white gentiles (mostly from the ex-USSR) living in Israel whose hobby is reenacting Crusades' battles.

Pretty cool don't you think?

youtube.com/watch?v=WUrRA_6SsaU

israeli army chicks doe. but in all seriousness, i had a simmilar problem, but i was a NEET. i've never been a retard or something but one broken relationship, health issues of my parents and college fucked me all in once. i left college and only thing i did for few years was going out drinking on weekends, and watching movies and tv shows. i fell into a very bed depression, and one day after few years i finnally pulled my self together somehow i don't even know how, and found a job. it was painful at first to use to that lifestyle cause i always had bunch of free time and now i dont, but after a year u use to all of that, a lot of people everyday around you, waking up early and shit. i suppose that's not your problem cause you are in the military but for me the cure for depression was just DO THINGS, don't let yourself have too much free time to think about everything that's bad.

All will be well
try to take it easy

delet this thread

It'll get worse when you finish your service because you're gonna actually have to start your life properly. It's scary and confusing but I believe with enough self discipline it's quite doable. Don't worry about it and stop to smell the flowers from time to time

>has general
>use english in it
Rootless cosmopolitans...

>a fucking christmas tree

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is mia khalifa your sister?

choose your next words wisely

Or what?

Just found out I'm a Jew, when do I get my free holiday to Israel?