You mirin, broke ass nigga?

>you mirin, broke ass nigga?

nice golf

>He makes his son wear his merch

His son is also called Cristiano Ronaldo

Wonder what his kid is gonna be like as an adult...

annoying lights

Ronaldo?

>TSUGATTI

He'll suck all the dick his father wanted to but wasnt allowed to by his PR guy

Nice

They only really look bad on film.

what was TSUzinho thinking?

I'm a hipster so if I had his money I'd get a Saleen s7

At least he's not shilling cars with his sports popularity (yet).

tsunaldo isn't running out of money anytime soon

>buying a BMW from a brown person
>an M to boot

big mistake

kek, based kyrgios

buying a sport car to drive it in a city is a sign of 1: you grew up poor/uneducated and don't know what to do with money 2: you have a small dick

agree desu

btw the top spec of the s7 theoretically puts enough downforce to drive upside down so I'd attempt that

knowing how kyrgios takes care of his equipment, i'd stay away from this car.

actually I apologize for this racist remark, I'd never get a used modern bmw unless it was owned by a really old cunt who couldn't drive it

>not wearing daddies merch

good boy

Does his wife know he's taking her son out?

>actually I apologize for this racist remark

When did Romania end up full of cucks? Was executing Ceausescu a mistake?

He seems really insecure desu.
He is way to focused on looking what he thinks cool looks like.

too busy hating gypsies to hate anything else. and yes because he couldn't be put on a proper trial and expose all the communists who are currently running wild. fuckin CIA can't do anything right

What do you mean, clearly this is a natural pose and he definitely is not thinking about how to pose to meet his idea of cool.

thats his free kick pose is it not tryna show off his traps

Pretty happy

>oomp loompa doompity daa

I have a Buick Verano and a Chevy Colorado Z71. I'm pretty content.

If you really want to analyze it, everything he does during a game is also calculated to appear cool. He looks so stiff and mechanical all the time on the ball as he considers what to do next.

>"Hop in user, I'll let you take it for a spin after mustard soup with Cristiano Jr."

Hell yeah g, pound it

Nah bruh you whack

>its a tsugatti

what's the point of trying to look like a drug dealer/pimp? the cops stop cars like that every block

TSUUUUUUUUUU

>the cops stop cars like that every block
not if you live somewhere where cars like that are a diamond dozen

Classic picture. There won't be a returner like prime Hester for a long time.

I WOKE UP IN A NEW TSUGATTI

Until the cop realizes he pulled over Devin Hester, then he'll probably ask for a picture

makes me wanna play some san andreas

kek that guy is a pro athlete and he dresses like that? the fuck is wrong with americans

>caring about how another man dresses
Yikes dude

>walk into bedroom
>see this
>he's saying "Come to bed, user"
wat do?

Hop into bed and discuss new sponsorship opportunities

"only if we do awkward selfies first, Ronnie"

“s-sorry for disturbing you Ronaldo”

Are all those photos of himself?

Yes

Oh you know he'd be down for that

They all look like they're from the same poker photoshoot too lmao

please tell me those pictures on the right are photoshopped

>he has pictures of other men beside his bed

.......................I'm gay, too.

>a leaf

I only keep pictures of other men on my computer

I'm gay

No dad please not again