Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread Robert Edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert

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youtube.com/watch?v=pB6HbKD8_uo
youtube.com/watch?v=2J9SgGKvVps
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TEEEN-FOUR, ROBERT

Is 81R a sandnigger?

First

Black a-koo-ruh

first for Robert, Robert.

yea 10-4

> DRUNK DRIVER
niggers gonna start swerving

first for dispatch

What you missed earlier tonight...

> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls

>drunk driver almost hit three cars
>man slapped daughter and wife
>fight in movie theatre?

I'm eating god-tier BBQ and drinking Yuengling on my patio while listening to Chiraq's police scanner. I'm /comfy/ as fuck, Robert.

>people biking in a movie thearter

IF REPEATERS DEATH TOLL REACHES 30 THIS WEEKEND CHECK EM

first for ROBERT

>meanwhile in Chicago
youtube.com/watch?v=pB6HbKD8_uo

Who can't wait to take a drink here

> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater

come on, stop using the same pics

is that a poo in loo cop I hear?

I have such a huge boner when the sassy white dispatch talks

where is Lady Rosa?

>suspect claims he's just waiting for a mate

WA FAG BINGO GENERAL CHECKING IN
>98642
Smoking weed enjoying the Roberts doing gods will. I PRAY 4 KEK TO WATCH OVER ALL OUR ROBERTS.

Chicago Late Night Edition

Burglar alarm second story!!!
We got niggers with ladders!

Two trips in row
KEK is among us, Robert

Mfw i almost got hit by the dumb niggers in the acura on my way home tonight.

...

MODS!

consider a sticky.

these threads ain't going to slow down.

praise kek

get new pictures please

he stops niggers by shooting their air jordans with a gun that shoots his sons shit

we don't come out just for pics
>t-thanks for your help

Can't sleep, drinking beer and getting comfy playing bingo.

#MAGA

Thanks for the pregame coverage, m8.

>gangbangers
kek

Any U-Haul shenanigans yet?

make the OC faggot

>Possible gang banger mentioned
Another one off the bingo list

>Gangbangers on Poplar

Should note that the pit bull attack was fatal

TOO REAL
TOO REAL
TOO REAL
TOO REAL
TOO REAL

>> Couple having sex on top of car
Do you ever wish you could be a normie just for a day? I want to have sex on top of a car.

>NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU
>*GETS MORE SASSY*

nobody can hear you

>im practically screaming (whispering)

[triggered]

Robert was watching over you

MODS!

We know you're in hear listening along with us, time to sticky I thinks.

>im practically screeman
SASSY BLACK DISPATCHER DETECTED

"No one can hear you."
"I copy that, I'm practically screaming."

>I'm practically screaming
>clearly talking in an inside voice

I bracilly screamin.. I let the techs know..

Oy vey! You dirty Nazi

10-4 roberts

He's on the hunt for the sewer-nigger

Consider suicide.

>Alarm set off

Can't this department at LEAST afford a passable radio system?

>HE MADE THE PURPLE ONE

>HE ALSO GOT DUBS

Checked your keys, Robert.

>Black man shoving grandmother

No prob, guy who was doing it stopped for some reason. I'll keep on it for now.
Consider it changed
Fucked on the hood of my mark V, its not that great m8.

YOU HAVE THE PRETTIEST SCANDINAVIAN FLAG NORWAY BRO

> WITNESS GONE, SHE NO LONGER WANTS POLICE
well alrighty then

>le suicide meme

comfy as fuck, thanks to the user that posted this music

youtube.com/watch?v=2J9SgGKvVps

>3 little boys
>threw wet rag
kek

THREE LITTLE BOYS

wet rag

3 BOYS HARRASSING CARS

>three little boys
>wet rag
b-but bedtime

WET RAG ON SUN ROOF CONFIRMED

> wet rag thrown on sunroof near freeway

>gave that bitch the ol' wet rag on the sunroof

WE DON'T COME OUT FOR PICTURES, BUT WE'LL COME OUT FOR WET RAGS

>three little boys harassing passing cars at midnight
is this city even real

WET RAG ON SUNROOF

>wetrag

1995 listeners.

when we break 2K shit will start to get hot

>3 little boys harassing cars, one threw wet rag on woman's sunroof

wet rag in the sunroof

That was me. I work late on the weekends, kek.

By all means, carry on!

LITTLE BOYS THROWING WET RAGS IN SUNROOFS
CHICAGO HAS FALLEN APART

Where are their God damn parents?

>THREE LITTLE PORCH MONKEYS HARRASIN WHITE HONEST TO GOD DRIVERS ON THEIR WAY HOME FROM WORK

wet rag on sunroof?...

>3 young boys
>wet rag
sounds like a normal night in Chiraq

I'll bet that wet rag was soaked in cum.

Fun fact: Nigger boys get their sex crimes on from an early age to built street cred.

Damn I love these threads!

>three little boys harrasiing traffic
>threw a wet rag on someone's car

Bet it was fucking piss

This feed is probably from someone with a Software Define Radio cast.

>Gangbangers

kek

GANGBANGERS

G A N G B A N G E R S
nothing further

Nigglets throwing shit at cars

>Read it in his voice

Ahahahahaha

Shit just got real.

>gangbangers

I'm still shocked they ever let that show on TV.

perfect