Flim takes place in England

>Flim takes place in England
>"BLOODY HELL!"

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Nobody has ever actually talked like that, just in movies.

>film takes place in Australia
>"Oi! Throws sum shrimp on da barbie!"

>Film takes place in England
>People have white teeth

>scene in London
>shot of Big Ben
>London Calling by The Clash starts playing

>Insert British movie into the DVD player
>"Oi bruv, that's feckin' bollocks"
>Take the DVD out and watch something good

It's so obvious you're a posh, pansy, product-of-incest fucking Southerner. Yeah, in London or The Cotswold I'm sure you stuck-up big wigs don't say shit like that.

I say bloody hell, occasionally.
Also, every time some internet 'controversy' is deemed a news story I say 'Bloody twitter'.

BLIMEY, GUVNAH! THAT POST IS PROPA GOOD ENGLISH! I'M RIGHT CHUFFED THEY REPRESENT IT IN MOVIES. IT'S RIGHT GOOD FOR DIVERSITY INNET?

>Film takes place anywhere else
>People think their country is relevant

Do bongs use that in modern times, or is it like thinking every person from new york or chicago still goes "NYEAAAH SEE?"

LONDON CALLING

You mean to sit here and tell me that no one has said "buhladee heow" in bewildered confusion like Ron Weasley?

>film takes place in Australia
>obligatory 'in memoriam' before film starts to acknowledge those who gave their life to make the film possible

You'd think over the years there'd be less wildlife related casualties but the numbers seem to be going up

>scene opens to shot of buckingham palace
>god save the queen starts playing
Seriously?

>Film takes place in England or Australia
>*Turn on English subtitles*

"You took the jam outta me fuckin doughnut. U fuckin did."

The fuck are you blathering about? I'm a relatively posh cunt from Elmbridge and even I say bloody hell all the time.

Yeah, we use it.

This is why Ameridumbs shouldn't watch anything they don't make themselves

What is the It Ain't Me of British war movies?

>Opening shot is over London
>Daily muslim prayer starts playing

I wish I was from england just so I could say bloody hell and have a bit of cheeky banter with the lads

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

>film takes place in America
>everyone gets shot

>Film takes place in medieval/post-apoc setting
>People have white teeth
>People above 40 have all teeth
>People have perfect hair

>Film takes place in Scotland
>*Turn on English dubbing*

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>film takes place in America
>someone isnt fat

?

If you mean songs, erm, dunno. Great Escape/Damnbusters theme are pretty iconic but aren't really used in every movie

We'll Meet Again/The White Cliffs of Dover?

Ice Cold in Alex.

>film takes place in America
>ayyy nigga what up
>that's hot
>totally
>shitttttt son
>I love you man

>movie takes place in britbongistan

>Film takes place in United States
>cops don't kill blacks
>everyone is fit
>people aren't shitting their pants at walmart
>they don't deny the globe and space

>flick takes place in cUKland

>DVD

not shot on location

>Film takes place in Scotland
>Turn on french dubbing

>Northies buttmad they're irrelevant

down with this sorta thing

bloody hell is a posh persons swear word though

I'm working class and we say fucking hell or cunting hell

>film takes place in london
>they aren't speaking in arabic

by allah i will not abide this islamophobia!

>film takes place in space
>spaceships make sound
>every planet have the same gravity

>Black or southern character appears
>*Turn on English subtitles*

You cucks sound like you're drunk the entire time you're talking. It's an incomprehensible mess of slurred words.

>not "twatting shite"

>movie takes place in Sup Forums
>"cuck"

...

>shite

wish you died in hillsbruh

>flim takes place in the US
>black people all go to church

>film takes place in a church
>priests aren't raping children

So saying "bloody" is just an alternative to saying "fucking"?

>film takes place in biblical times
>everyone is white

It's a swear word here, just a mild one. So yeah, I guess so.

>NHS is free
>except for your teeth

>movie takes place in 2017
>people still say "cuck"

Dentistry is very expensive generally. There are other things that are paid as well.

>film set in england
>characters are using plastic knives to cut their crackers

So if i was around kids and didn't want to say "fucking hell" i'd say bloody and they'd still understand what I really meant to say?

Bloody does not mean fucking, but they just can be used in the same context. Bloody would still technically be a swear word but it wouldn't be as harsh, and would be to some extent kid-friendly.

yeh but for £18 you could get your teeth cleaned polished and coated for shits and giggles

>Film takes place in England
>The king is white

Which film has the most british cliche's and why is it Kingsman Secret Service?

>Shakespeare?
>black

A film designed entirely for the britboo international audience

top kek yes they do

Yes you do user, the first thing you heard today was 'Oi m8 do you have the queens permission to be postin' tha?'

Bloomin' 'eck what a plonker.

>film takes place in south London ghetto
>That's Not Me starts playing

KEK

Is it really like Kidulthood over there?

>film takes place in England
>bridge over the river kwai starts playing

Down in Saaf Landan? Depends whereabouts.

>Movie takes place in San Francisco
>Filmed in Vancouver

>flick takes place in Paris
>accordion music starts playing
>the eiffel tower is visible in every shot

Hi I'm Paul Nuttalls of the ukips and me and me dad died in Hillsbruh

>Girls in the front row, girls in the back
>Spit one lyric, everybody's like BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Is Skepta /ourguy/?

>film takes place in Nottingham
>It's about robin hood

The tower always being visible is what irked me the most.

>scene of youths causing mayhem
>Bonkers starts playing

>film takes place in Nazi Germany
>film details the struggle of holocaust survivor Paul Nutall

>Film takes place in england
>Ode to joy starts playing

>britbong character visits any other part of the world
>doesnt drive into oncoming traffic

You're fucking retarded.

Best part of Kingsman desu

Bonkers is a really good song though

>man with a baguette sticking out of his grocery bag walks around a corner

The Bridge On the River Kawaii Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=pV472RktExA

>main character gets an apartment in Paris
>gets a window view of the Eiffel Tower
>not a view of a shitty back alley with hundred year old pipes pumping fumes into your face and muzzie orgies every night

>Put on Australian movie
>Opening shot is wide pan of the desert
>Digeridoo music starts playing
>Remove the film reels and watch something else

>film takes place
>in English, doc

>film is set in brussels
>somebody calls it a non-country

Yeah they do bloody hell is just a really mild swearword kind of like saying "damn".

>Film is set in Las Vegas
>Rat Pack music starts playing
>Ambient slot machine noises
>Establishing shot of the Strip

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. Isn't it funny..

Depends on the family bloody hell is still sort of considered a swearword so I wouldn't say it round little kids

>England, a country with free dental care for at least the first eighteen years of life and for students in higher education, has a stereotype for bad dental hygiene
>amazing

>Movie is about revenge
>Main character monologues to the villain in the ending
>"17 years ago you laughed at me, well I have to say, you aren't laughing now are you?"

ben?

The difference between the U.S and Britain is that historically kids weren't forced to have braces for cosmetic reasons in the UK like pretty much all U.S adolescents are.