Chicago Police Scanner Thread Real Robert Hours Edition

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert

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youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
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youtube.com/watch?v=FnNLodiKKyc
youtube.com/watch?v=HQZBaJAngH8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

What you missed earlier tonight...

> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls

ROBERT

youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4

ROBERT REPORTING IN

> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone. Attack was fatal.
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater
> Black woman in alley way exposing herself
> Three little boys threw a wet rag on the caller's sunroof.
> Black man shoved his grandmother
> Neighbors fighting in their back yard with BBQ equipment
> People calling in saying drugs were being peddled out of a white car - nothing further
> Burgler alarm triggered, motion sensor triggered
> 7 shots fired from a green suv - Nothing. Further.
> Officer Williams are you working tonight?
> Shots fire on Hamilton - Nothing Fired
> Foot Pursuit on Albany, through back yards.
> 3 women, 3 men, drinking, smoking weed, has guns, selling crack, out of garage. Male's name was "wag"
> Very happy people making noise on tracks
> Woman called in saying Bf/husband was on his way. Was going to kill her
> Cop called in chasing black trailblazer

IN ROBERT WE TRUST

CHECK YO KEYS

>yfw Robert tonight

REAL ROBERT HOURS START NOW

> Gang disturbance on Roscoe and Polasky - Nothing Further
> Robert is having issues logging on
> Woman called in stating people who lived beneath her apartment are trying to break in
> Aliens attempted communication via Chiraq radio at 12:02 EST
> Man called in wanting a party bus kept from parking
> Man in black shirt black pants trying to break into apartment, man threatened to throw rocks through window at caller
> Three males fighting with female, shirts off, behind library. Mace in play
> Fancy Nig nog asked about Eastbound Transfer
> Three males tagging someone's car in alley, caller couldn't give description...Probably black.
> Drunk strikes GF in grey VW jetta
> Group of Hispanics throwing bottles at moving cars

Mods sticky thread pls

/Robert/

maybe use this for the next thread

WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT

PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.

HAIRY ZEBRAS JARED DIAMOND BTFO

I missed the Robert meme, is it recorded somewhere?

What are some important codes/numbers I should remember Sup Forums?

new to these threads, whos robert?
or should i lurk moar

MODS STICK
>Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg

10-4 Robert check your keys and good morning

Is this Chicago or Iraq holy shit

All they need to do is remove up the bump limit
Stickies attract retards

This is fucking brilliant

CHECK YOUR KEYS PLEASE

CHECK YOUR KEYS

I'm screenshotting your posts and using it to redpill fucking Eurofags on nigs.
"here's 10% of what happens in Chicago on a friday night."

don't get too crazy with it

PRAY FOR ROBERT, BLESS HIS SHOES IN CHASE AND HIS DRAW IN THE HOOD.

Chicongo scanner threads are awesome.

He's basically single handedly cleaning the city of Chicago.

Robert

BAN ASSAULT CARS

Chiraq m8tie

this and i prefer to be comfy

bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Everything under Chicago Police Dept. Reporting Codes

There are so many goddamned numbers, what do they all mean.

don't get too crazy with it

if you take off his radio will he die?

robert is a code word or some shit, OP SHOULD ADD IT TO THE STRICKY STRICKY

Robert is all you need.

>WHY DID YOU JUST COME DOWN HERE LIKE WE SAID

fucking sassy old man

MAY user CALL IN HOT TIPS AND AID ROBERT

CLOSE THE FUCKING ROAD NOWWWW

What happened to the wet rag on the sunroof
did it ever get sorted?

...

...

It would be extremely painful.

she died

adding the meaning of robert to the pasta destroys the meme machine

Fucking chimps

>is this a police shooting?

look at this sick fuck

POLICE SHOOTING!
>POLICE SHOOTING!
POLICE SHOOTING!
>POLICE SHOOTING!
POLICE SHOOTING!
>POLICE SHOOTING!
POLICE SHOOTING!
>POLICE SHOOTING!

What happens when the listener count gets to 2500?

Robert is the hero we need right now

OFFICER INVOLVED SHOOTING

>is this a police shooting?
>yes

oh shit

Robert will clean up the city

I keep seeing Fourth of July is gonna be crazy. Any reason other than fireworks and celebration will make things worse ?

POLICE SHOOTING

More shit going down on Polasky
The world may never now user.

>no steal this pepe mang
THANK YOU KEK FOR THE BANTZ, WATCH OVER ROBERTS, MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS ARE NOT A CONDITION.

LEO shooting...officer involved

He's a big guy

You're going to check your keys

The hero we didn't deserve but got anyway
Our knight against dark creatures of gang banging fire works shooting bottle throwing domestic issues having shots firing black crack dealers

POLICE SHOOTING
FIREFIGHTERS INVOLVED IN ACCIDENT

police shooting everyone~!~!~!~!

robert anthem - eternal thread theme - youtube.com/watch?v=FnNLodiKKyc

your gona see some serious nigs

Cook County Sheriff had to deliver some hot lead justice, baby!

\
I think last 4th of July was a fucking murder fest so this time might be the same

POLICE SHOOTING CONFIRMED ROBERT

4U

More alcohol probably

Rahm Emanuel joins Robert in his crusade

Do they know if they have been shot or not?

ROBERT REMOVING NIGGERS WITH HIS SERVICE FIREARM

what is LEO

rip robert

Currently browsing used police cruisers on craigslist. Along with police scanners

Officer Roberts down!

>off duty cop involved in shooting

this will make the news tomorrow

Law Enforcement Officer

OFFICER DOWN!!!
Captcha - pancakes

Low Energy Officer

law enforcement officer

Last year was like 16 dead 50+ injured. We are WAY ahead of schedule.

it's hard to discern gunshots from fireworks

LEO is a robert

>fire department team involved in an accident
Didn't know there was a fire in progress.

Law enforcement officer (cop/police)

ROBERT ON SEEN OFF DUTY COP

Wha the fuck kind of person decides to be a cop in that city Jesus Christ

>screaming, then complete stop

Law Enforcement Officer

They expect one nig in the crash brother

Kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=HQZBaJAngH8

REMINDER

this is not in response to any police shooting or anything.

this is just chicago.

Fucking heroes. That's who.

kek


chirk" naw we havn't told him yet"chrik